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thing of the day (thing+647)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BUM BUM buM buM bUM

a new format for thing of the day in 2016

I start by daying "ubm" five times

"bum" I mean

not "ubm2"

not "umb" I mean

I didn't mean "not "ubm2""

but it's not that either

yeah

there is no new format

just the usual shit

the robots reading this in the future have really noticed the decline in thing of the day

(I'm not saying the Earth will be ruled by robots in the future (but it could be) but the ruling lifeform will use robots to read over ancient internet postings. sorry to the robot asigned to read this!)

when they clone me in the future they'll probably use a much earlier version ofme

or maybe they'll make loads of clones from ever era

and make them fight to the death

please don't do that

I don't want to fight myself to the death

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aint' no place I can be since I find a place to pee
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nothing left

ereased it all

argued it all away

can't feel anything if you lack the mechanism for feeling

broke it

threw a spanner in there

busted it all up

can't feel

notin my capcity

burned away

scarred brain

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MAN: HELLO I WANT A WIFE

Woman: You can't have me!

MAN: BUT I NEED SOMEONE TO LOOK AFTE RME

Woman: Have a robot!

(she gives him a robot.)

MAN: HI ROBOT PLEASE LOVE ME

Robot: Robot not capable of love.

MAN: BUT THAT ALL I WANTED!

Robot: Error, error.

(Robot explodes because it was programmed to give the man anything he wanted but can't give him the one thing he wanted.)

the end

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fuckmenty

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SPOOGE BRAIN

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if you like a spooge brain i'll show you one now you spooge in your brain and scoop it out with a spoon and eat it don't worr you wo'n't die the spooge keeps you alive

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MUPPETS FULL OF CUM

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MINt

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HEY HeY WE'RE THE MONKEYS

AND WE KEEP ROBBING CLOWS

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clowns

the monkees

the monkees robbed clowns

the bastards

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hey hey I'm wakcy

and I'm a bitter prick whocan't feelaything

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HEH HeY I'M A HITLER

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do you thinkk Hitler ever stopped and thought "maybe that's a bitmuch"

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man: I LIKE CHEESE

woman: shut up

man: YOU SHUT UP

woman: I can't I'm only in your head!

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hey hey i'm cheese man
short people are so short
how come they don't kill themselve
fucking short freaks

iH ATETHEM

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not really

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I hate JEWISH PEOPE

not really

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I don't even feel hated

durp

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yeah this is the nedh
end

END

not nedh!

that would be sily1
 
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