CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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I seee your TRUE CLORS SHITTINg tHROUgh
I see your
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dg
no
let's go back again
no
I need
something
remember the squidinator
that was good
i need something like that again
but
itjust happened last time
it kept thing of the day going
but I didn't plan it
(i have a problem with using the word "but" too much)
so I can't just invent a new character out of nothing
not if I'm trying to anyway
and it's hard to write
I can't think of words
I say "but" a lot
if I like something I say it's "really good" instead of something clever
I'm not that smart really
ijustlikewritingthings
so I don't know
let's just trhow some ideas out there
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Barry Pigeon. A man with sore feet.
Mark Hen. A man.
Sally Rent. A woman with lazer eyes.
James Purefoy. An actor, I think.
Mark Mero. Wrestler.
_________________________
stop listing real people
_________________________
The Dragon Hoofter.
The Wizard of socks.
Minnie Mouse.
Mister Baggins.
Mister Ridlasgahh
__________________________
no these are terrible
I have nothing in me
just dead meat
animated meat
nothing
just a dim awareness
that's all it is
that's the only thing we have
durr
we aware
durr
maybe dere's an afterlife
durr
how would that fucking work?
durr
i don't know but I want it to be true!!!!!!
durr
fucking ntohing
___________________________
The Dark Troll.
The Mud Man.
The Sad Self.
The Lonely Dragon.
The Dying Immortal.
The Dwarf of Judgement.
The Worm of Doom.
Santa Claws.
MISTER FUCKSTICK.
Never Eagle.
Elf of lice.
misTER GFB
v
________________
no there's nothing
durr
just a fucking sand pant
sand pit
what's a sand pant
durr
__________________________
The Universal Egg.
There is an egg at the centre of the universe. No one has ever seen it, but it is there. The universe did not hatch from this egg. The egg is uncracked. When the universe dies, the egg will hatch. What will come out? Some believe a new universe. Some believe God will come out and judge the universe that just died. Some say a chicken. Whatever comes out, we won't know. Because we live in the universe and we'll all be dead when the egg hatches. Makes you think, doesn't it.
___________________________
durr i'm a zombie eat brains eat WOMEN durr eat them all
maybe I' gay
Fgj
g
gs
g
h
hes
durr
I'm a big vegetable fro the mon
stupid long fingers
stupid sand brain
stupid hole in chest
stupid lack of sexuality
sstupid everything
just rank efemale celebrities FOREVER
____________________________
hehehehe
I aint' shit
____________________
Larry Cunt.
Brick Steve.
The Slayer of Muscles.
The Phantom Kitten.
Mister Gash.
Gagh and Menty.
Bricky McGee.
The lying elf.
The elf of fun.
Immortal elf.
something about elves
________________________
The Lonely Elf new his kind would never walk the Earth again. He knew the Earth wasn't really as it had been in his day. All the elf trees were gone. All the other magical beings were gone. Yet he could not leg go. The Lonely Elf would not leave because he was scared. And it had been so long. They probably weren't waiting for him anymore.
The Lonely Elf waited for nothing.
________________________
no that's not goign to die it
do it
didn't meant ot type die
yet I did
maybe it means i'm going to die
we all are anyway
never really here
how can e xist
when we die
how
how can this be the moment of my life
in all hteuniverse
the billions of years
I'm here for this fucking short few years of shit?
how
that's stupid
that's fucking stupd
I seee your TRUE CLORS SHITTINg tHROUgh
I see your
g
g
dg
no
let's go back again
no
I need
something
remember the squidinator
that was good
i need something like that again
but
itjust happened last time
it kept thing of the day going
but I didn't plan it
(i have a problem with using the word "but" too much)
so I can't just invent a new character out of nothing
not if I'm trying to anyway
and it's hard to write
I can't think of words
I say "but" a lot
if I like something I say it's "really good" instead of something clever
I'm not that smart really
ijustlikewritingthings
so I don't know
let's just trhow some ideas out there
_____________________________________
Barry Pigeon. A man with sore feet.
Mark Hen. A man.
Sally Rent. A woman with lazer eyes.
James Purefoy. An actor, I think.
Mark Mero. Wrestler.
_________________________
stop listing real people
_________________________
The Dragon Hoofter.
The Wizard of socks.
Minnie Mouse.
Mister Baggins.
Mister Ridlasgahh
__________________________
no these are terrible
I have nothing in me
just dead meat
animated meat
nothing
just a dim awareness
that's all it is
that's the only thing we have
durr
we aware
durr
maybe dere's an afterlife
durr
how would that fucking work?
durr
i don't know but I want it to be true!!!!!!
durr
fucking ntohing
___________________________
The Dark Troll.
The Mud Man.
The Sad Self.
The Lonely Dragon.
The Dying Immortal.
The Dwarf of Judgement.
The Worm of Doom.
Santa Claws.
MISTER FUCKSTICK.
Never Eagle.
Elf of lice.
misTER GFB
v
________________
no there's nothing
durr
just a fucking sand pant
sand pit
what's a sand pant
durr
__________________________
The Universal Egg.
There is an egg at the centre of the universe. No one has ever seen it, but it is there. The universe did not hatch from this egg. The egg is uncracked. When the universe dies, the egg will hatch. What will come out? Some believe a new universe. Some believe God will come out and judge the universe that just died. Some say a chicken. Whatever comes out, we won't know. Because we live in the universe and we'll all be dead when the egg hatches. Makes you think, doesn't it.
___________________________
durr i'm a zombie eat brains eat WOMEN durr eat them all
maybe I' gay
Fgj
g
gs
g
h
hes
durr
I'm a big vegetable fro the mon
stupid long fingers
stupid sand brain
stupid hole in chest
stupid lack of sexuality
sstupid everything
just rank efemale celebrities FOREVER
____________________________
hehehehe
I aint' shit
____________________
Larry Cunt.
Brick Steve.
The Slayer of Muscles.
The Phantom Kitten.
Mister Gash.
Gagh and Menty.
Bricky McGee.
The lying elf.
The elf of fun.
Immortal elf.
something about elves
________________________
The Lonely Elf new his kind would never walk the Earth again. He knew the Earth wasn't really as it had been in his day. All the elf trees were gone. All the other magical beings were gone. Yet he could not leg go. The Lonely Elf would not leave because he was scared. And it had been so long. They probably weren't waiting for him anymore.
The Lonely Elf waited for nothing.
________________________
no that's not goign to die it
do it
didn't meant ot type die
yet I did
maybe it means i'm going to die
we all are anyway
never really here
how can e xist
when we die
how
how can this be the moment of my life
in all hteuniverse
the billions of years
I'm here for this fucking short few years of shit?
how
that's stupid
that's fucking stupd