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thing of the day (thing+655)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
chest hurts

going to have heart attack and die

and then i'll be dead

and I won't exist

but the world will still exist

like it did before iw as born

sigh

what a cheat

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this will be a thing of hte day where i just type things and press keys
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see

nothig

just keys
and words

and keywords

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FUCK HATS

WHO iNVENTED HATS

WHy DO WE EAR THEM ON OUR HEADS

WHy ot waer theM On our erect cocKS

WHy

WHy

CUNTS

__________

remember whenthe word "cunt" used to have impact?

____________________


Jerry the time traveller travelled back in time to 1955. He walked into a milk bar.

"CUNT," he shouted. It had an impact. Satisfied, he returned to 2016and had a wank.

______________________


that's when it used to have an impact

___________


hahaha



imagine if you

imagine if the aliens arrived eight seconds after I died

and made everyone else immortal

and I was the last person to die a mortal death

fucking aliens

they would do that

THE GREEN BASTARDS

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it's funny how we all haveto pretend there's something unique about us we wee people our age getting cancer or being run over by trains and dying randomly but we think it won't happen tous because our story isn't over yet and we avoid a train and don't have cancer ahd think that actually means something but it doesn't itjust means the thing hasn't happened yet youoly exist now because you haven't died yet it means nothing nothing at all seriously yo're not special you don't have a story you're just not dead yet that's all if you were deadyou wouldn't be able to think about this shit you're not better than anyoen elseyou're not being saved for anything it's just random chance andyour time will run out

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LIVING IN AMERICA

KANSASA CITY

DETROID CITY

NEWyORK

THe BIG HAOLyWOD

LA

TEXAS SACUSE

LVINign iN AERMICA

I LIVE IN aMERICA

I JUST GOt SHOT

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HAHAHAHa

how can people play video games for like eight hours non stop

do they not get bored

cunts

______________________

if only...

nope

no way out

deaht takes all

can't win

can't fight

just do this

again and again

forever

look at female celebrities

as if it means something

LIfE IS FUCKING SHORT

HOLY SHIT

IT'S TERRIFyING

WHy aREN'T yoU FUCKING SCARED

WHy do you KEEP doING thiNGS

WAHT do you thiNK IS GOING to hapPeN

FUCK

___________________________

RAISINSa

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neeea new characster

Charlie the Cunt

Bad James

Tall Paul

Harry Cat

Cheseman

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Giggity goo

Dig dig dig dig dig diggity dawg

fuckmentyfornotpostinghere

socko!

____________________________

nope

nothing new

done'st matter if there was

still going to dei

why am i typing this

IT'S NOT GOIN TO MAKE RA DIFFERENCe
 
The bombs could and literally might start raining down on our heads in any time in the near future. That probably won't change while any of us are still alive.

I like to think that, living in a major US city, I might get the privilege of only living a few moments to a few minutes after the apocalypse, but a few shitty North Dakotans probably have a better chance of that than I do if I'm not going shopping or getting major surgery at the time.
 
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