CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
JIMMINY JANOG
fsg
need a new hca
need a new character
for continuing thign stories
COMG E
CMOE ONE
can'
COME ON
can't keep writing these shiity one shot things
need a STORY ARC BOYO
yeah
fictional chaarcter
...
let's soo
Lettuce Man
Cabbage Patch Rapist
CheeseBuger39
Kat Leggings
Mister Hitler
Killer Knife
Jake Gut
Big Lucy
(it can't be a girl!)
Susan B. Athony
Chester Homo Gay
Home Mgfd
g
ds
fhd
shf
g
n
get back int he grove
GET IN THE GROVE
YOU'vE GOT OT MOVE
MADONNA
MADDONA CAN BE MY NEW CHARACTER
_________________________
Madonna woke with a start in her bed.
"What's wrong, Madonna?" asked her robot lover.
"I just had a dream that the world is about to end," said Madonna. "But I can't...I can't remember it."
"I could hypnotise you so you could remember it," said the robot.
"You...you can do that?" she asked. She'd been surprised months ago when a robot man had come to her in the night. She really had meant to get around to asking him where he'd come from. But he was so good in bed that she hadn't asked.
"Just relax..." he said. He looked her in the eyes. And suddenly she was back in her dream. It was all so clear. The world was fire. She could smell the world burn, feel the heat of it on her skin. How was she alive? She was on a mountain looking down as the world burned. Someone was standing beside her, she noticed now. It was him, her robot....
"Gah!" she said, coming out of the vision. "That...it was so real..."
"Yes," said the robot. "The end of your world is at hand. Come, we must prepare."
"Wait, what?" she jumped back in bed.
"I was sent to your planet for this reason," he said. "To protect you, Earth's most popular entertainer, from the fire that will consume them all."
"I'm...I mean...Taylor Swift is probably more popular than me..."
"Oh, don't worry about Taylor Swift. She'll survive the fire as well."
"How do you know?"
"Because she's the one who casues the fire. She's an aline lizard woman. And she must be killed."
Madonna wished she was still dreaming.
_____________________________________________________________________
YEAH
tha'ts the new story
right there
it's going to go on and on
and be shit
so yeah
at least ther'es that
meanwhile time keeps moving forward
pushing and pulling me
sucking me along
time really has no meaning
it's alreayd passed
it's gone
nothing happens
it just ends
can't relax
can't sweep
sleep
cna't
even
clsoe my eyes
fsg
need a new hca
need a new character
for continuing thign stories
COMG E
CMOE ONE
can'
COME ON
can't keep writing these shiity one shot things
need a STORY ARC BOYO
yeah
fictional chaarcter
...
let's soo
Lettuce Man
Cabbage Patch Rapist
CheeseBuger39
Kat Leggings
Mister Hitler
Killer Knife
Jake Gut
Big Lucy
(it can't be a girl!)
Susan B. Athony
Chester Homo Gay
Home Mgfd
g
ds
fhd
shf
g
n
get back int he grove
GET IN THE GROVE
YOU'vE GOT OT MOVE
MADONNA
MADDONA CAN BE MY NEW CHARACTER
_________________________
Madonna woke with a start in her bed.
"What's wrong, Madonna?" asked her robot lover.
"I just had a dream that the world is about to end," said Madonna. "But I can't...I can't remember it."
"I could hypnotise you so you could remember it," said the robot.
"You...you can do that?" she asked. She'd been surprised months ago when a robot man had come to her in the night. She really had meant to get around to asking him where he'd come from. But he was so good in bed that she hadn't asked.
"Just relax..." he said. He looked her in the eyes. And suddenly she was back in her dream. It was all so clear. The world was fire. She could smell the world burn, feel the heat of it on her skin. How was she alive? She was on a mountain looking down as the world burned. Someone was standing beside her, she noticed now. It was him, her robot....
"Gah!" she said, coming out of the vision. "That...it was so real..."
"Yes," said the robot. "The end of your world is at hand. Come, we must prepare."
"Wait, what?" she jumped back in bed.
"I was sent to your planet for this reason," he said. "To protect you, Earth's most popular entertainer, from the fire that will consume them all."
"I'm...I mean...Taylor Swift is probably more popular than me..."
"Oh, don't worry about Taylor Swift. She'll survive the fire as well."
"How do you know?"
"Because she's the one who casues the fire. She's an aline lizard woman. And she must be killed."
Madonna wished she was still dreaming.
_____________________________________________________________________
YEAH
tha'ts the new story
right there
it's going to go on and on
and be shit
so yeah
at least ther'es that
meanwhile time keeps moving forward
pushing and pulling me
sucking me along
time really has no meaning
it's alreayd passed
it's gone
nothing happens
it just ends
can't relax
can't sweep
sleep
cna't
even
clsoe my eyes