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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Madonna and Taylor ran. They didn't quite know where they were headed, but they had to get out. The mansion started to shake.

"He must keep his vehicles somewhere!" said Madonna. "He can't have just had that one helicopter!"

"In here!" said Taylor. "I think it's the garage!" There was a massive sign with an arrow on it reading "GARAGE" that Taylor had noticed. They ran inside. It was full of cars and tanks.

"We're on an island!" said Madonna. "Why does he have so many cars and tanks? He can't drive them!"

"Maybe they drive underwater like in that one James Bond movie?" said Taylor.

"Wait, a two seat plane!" said Madonna. "Come on, you can fly!"

"That's right, I can fly a plane!" said Taylor, remembering. She got in the plane and drove it down the runway. It took off perfectly. Just as they got into the air, the entire island exploded and sank completely into the sea.

"That was too close!" said Madonna.

"If it had been too close we'd be dead," corrected Taylor.

"Fine," said Madonna. "Where should we go now? We need somewhere to hide out?"

"We could go to Japan," said Taylor. "Rihanna has probably killed Godzilla by now. She'd keept us safe."

"Look, I know Rihanna has the power to grow to one hundred feet tall and has killed many giant monsters, but that robot was going to burn the entire world," said Taylor. "Not even Rihanna could have survived that."

"Maybe I could assemble my hashtag crew from the Bad Blood video and we could take on the robot's gang!" said Taylor. "Hailee Steinfeld is quite the fighter."

"Taylor, this is serious!" said Madonna. "We just need to hide out until the time has passed and hopefully the robot and the mountain will go away."

"Shame you didn't find any infromation on how long we'd have to hide..." said Taylor. She was starting to annoy Madonna.

"WAIT, what's that?" said Madonna, a few minutes later. A spaceship was suddenly flying above them.

"Shit, I didn't see it!" said Taylor. "It has us in a tractor beam!"

There was nothing they could do. The plane was take inside the hangar of the spaceship. Their door was forced open. Madonna and Taylor prepared to fight for their lives...

But standing in front of them was an alien. An actual grey alien.

"Huh," said Madonna and Taylor at the same time.

"I have come to Earth to stop our species from being wiped out," said the alien.

"Well, that's great!" said Madonna, finally happy.

"By putting you both in my intergalactic zoo!" said the alien.

"Here we go again!" said Taylor.
 
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