CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"The robot put a bounty on me?" asked Taylor Swift, watching the gay alien's gun trained on her. "That seems beneath him, somehow."
"Robot? I don't know any robot," said the gay alien. "This bounty was place on you by an alien from the zoo planet."
"Ah!" said Taylor. "Well, he's dead now, so there's no point in you killing me."
"Ha!" said the gay alien. "That particular race of aliens are known for paying bounties EVEN IF the alien who initially took out the bounty is dead!"
"That's true," said Russell Brand.
"Not helping!" said Taylor, glaring at him.
"Sorry," said Russell. He turned to the gay alien. "Oy, mate, don't kill Taylor Swfit. She's a right laugh!"
"You would say that," said the gay alien. "I bet you had sex with her!"
"Well, yes, I am Russell Brand!" he said, taking a bow.
"Well I've been shagging around behind YOUR back too!" said the gay alien.
"Don't care, mate," said Russell. "Shag who you liked. Shag Hitler if you want. Shag Osama. Shag Tolkien. I don't care, mate!"
"All those people are dead!" said Taylor.
"Exactly!" said Russell, raising his eyebrows suggestively.
"Stop!" said the gay alien. "I'm not shagging anyone! I'm here to take Taylor Swift in!"
"Oh, so you're not going to kill me," said Taylor.
"No, I'm not a killer!" said the gay alien. "The gun is set on stun!"
"Good to know," said Taylor, then she kicked the gun out of the alien's hands. It span through the air and Taylor caught it. She shot the gay alien with it, stunning him.
"That were amazing!" said Russell. "Where'd you learn to do that?"
"The last few days I've been involved in a lot of action," said Taylor. "I guess I just picked it up. So, alien bounty hunters. Another thing I have to deal with."
"You can do anything!" said Russell. "And I'll shag you whenever you want!"
"We need to go back to Earth," said Taylor, suddenly.
"Why?" asked Russell. "Who is there on Earth that can possibly help us?"
"My cat," said Taylor. "Olivia Benson."
"Blimey!" said Russell. "But if we're going back to Earth, we'll need disguises so that Madonna and her robot won't recognise us!"
"Hmm," said Taylor. "Do you have a disguise kit?"
"Yes!" said Russell. "I do! A SEXY ONE!"
"Robot? I don't know any robot," said the gay alien. "This bounty was place on you by an alien from the zoo planet."
"Ah!" said Taylor. "Well, he's dead now, so there's no point in you killing me."
"Ha!" said the gay alien. "That particular race of aliens are known for paying bounties EVEN IF the alien who initially took out the bounty is dead!"
"That's true," said Russell Brand.
"Not helping!" said Taylor, glaring at him.
"Sorry," said Russell. He turned to the gay alien. "Oy, mate, don't kill Taylor Swfit. She's a right laugh!"
"You would say that," said the gay alien. "I bet you had sex with her!"
"Well, yes, I am Russell Brand!" he said, taking a bow.
"Well I've been shagging around behind YOUR back too!" said the gay alien.
"Don't care, mate," said Russell. "Shag who you liked. Shag Hitler if you want. Shag Osama. Shag Tolkien. I don't care, mate!"
"All those people are dead!" said Taylor.
"Exactly!" said Russell, raising his eyebrows suggestively.
"Stop!" said the gay alien. "I'm not shagging anyone! I'm here to take Taylor Swift in!"
"Oh, so you're not going to kill me," said Taylor.
"No, I'm not a killer!" said the gay alien. "The gun is set on stun!"
"Good to know," said Taylor, then she kicked the gun out of the alien's hands. It span through the air and Taylor caught it. She shot the gay alien with it, stunning him.
"That were amazing!" said Russell. "Where'd you learn to do that?"
"The last few days I've been involved in a lot of action," said Taylor. "I guess I just picked it up. So, alien bounty hunters. Another thing I have to deal with."
"You can do anything!" said Russell. "And I'll shag you whenever you want!"
"We need to go back to Earth," said Taylor, suddenly.
"Why?" asked Russell. "Who is there on Earth that can possibly help us?"
"My cat," said Taylor. "Olivia Benson."
"Blimey!" said Russell. "But if we're going back to Earth, we'll need disguises so that Madonna and her robot won't recognise us!"
"Hmm," said Taylor. "Do you have a disguise kit?"
"Yes!" said Russell. "I do! A SEXY ONE!"