CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Right, so, how is your cat Olivia Benson going to help us defeat Madonna and the robot and the squid God and the alien bunter hunters and Katy Perry? The cow!" asked Russell Brand as he, Taylor and Olivia Benson got back into Taylor's spaceship.
"She's not," admitted Taylor. "I just wanted to give her a big cuddle so I'd feel better."
"Aww, that's sweet," said Russell. "But what about the end of the world. Blimey! I don't want the world to end, now that I've been back to it, Taylor. There's so many girls I haven't had sex with yet. Like that one, over there!" He pointed at an attractive girl.
"That's Demi Lovato!" said Taylor, suddenly concerned. Could Demi Lovato be part of the robot's group?
"Oh, hey Taylor," said Demi, waving. "What's up?"
"What are you doing here, near my home?" asked Taylor. "Bit of a coincidence, isn't it?"
"Not really, I came here to see you!" said Demi. "I wanted to ask you how I could be eve hotter than I already am."
"But you're fucking hot already!" said Russell Brand. Demi looked at him funny.
"Oh, don't mind him, I'm friends with Russell Brand now," said Taylor.
"Aww, she said we're friends!" said Russell.
"Well, okay," said Demi. "Anyway, you weren't home so I went to the local mirror shop to see if I could look in a mirror and judge how hot I am, but then I saw you get in a spaceship.
"Should have kept the cloak on..." said Taylor.
But then, suddenly, the robot landed right next to Demi.
"Hello, Taylor," said the the robot.
"No!" said Taylor. "You are working with him!"
"I've never seen this robot before!" said Demi.
"She's telling the truth," said the robot. "I put a tracking device on Demi Lovato earlier so I could take her to safety when I burn the world. But I was so busy with the coming of the Squid God that I didn't come until now. Ironically, I arrived right when she was talking to you."
"This the robot bastard who wants to destroy the world, eh?" asked Russell Brand. "I'll 'ave him, I will!" He punched the robot and hurt his fist.
"Russell Brand," said the robot. "You are not on my list. I should kill you..."
"Not if I kill you first!" said Taylor, aiming the deathray she'd taken from the shapeshifting alien bounty hunter at the robot.
"Maybe you should," sighed the robot. "After the evil I have unleashed on the world. Taylor...I've made a huge mistake."
"WHAT?" said Taylor. "If this is some trick..."
"No trick," said the robot. "It's Madonna...she's insane."
"She's not," admitted Taylor. "I just wanted to give her a big cuddle so I'd feel better."
"Aww, that's sweet," said Russell. "But what about the end of the world. Blimey! I don't want the world to end, now that I've been back to it, Taylor. There's so many girls I haven't had sex with yet. Like that one, over there!" He pointed at an attractive girl.
"That's Demi Lovato!" said Taylor, suddenly concerned. Could Demi Lovato be part of the robot's group?
"Oh, hey Taylor," said Demi, waving. "What's up?"
"What are you doing here, near my home?" asked Taylor. "Bit of a coincidence, isn't it?"
"Not really, I came here to see you!" said Demi. "I wanted to ask you how I could be eve hotter than I already am."
"But you're fucking hot already!" said Russell Brand. Demi looked at him funny.
"Oh, don't mind him, I'm friends with Russell Brand now," said Taylor.
"Aww, she said we're friends!" said Russell.
"Well, okay," said Demi. "Anyway, you weren't home so I went to the local mirror shop to see if I could look in a mirror and judge how hot I am, but then I saw you get in a spaceship.
"Should have kept the cloak on..." said Taylor.
But then, suddenly, the robot landed right next to Demi.
"Hello, Taylor," said the the robot.
"No!" said Taylor. "You are working with him!"
"I've never seen this robot before!" said Demi.
"She's telling the truth," said the robot. "I put a tracking device on Demi Lovato earlier so I could take her to safety when I burn the world. But I was so busy with the coming of the Squid God that I didn't come until now. Ironically, I arrived right when she was talking to you."
"This the robot bastard who wants to destroy the world, eh?" asked Russell Brand. "I'll 'ave him, I will!" He punched the robot and hurt his fist.
"Russell Brand," said the robot. "You are not on my list. I should kill you..."
"Not if I kill you first!" said Taylor, aiming the deathray she'd taken from the shapeshifting alien bounty hunter at the robot.
"Maybe you should," sighed the robot. "After the evil I have unleashed on the world. Taylor...I've made a huge mistake."
"WHAT?" said Taylor. "If this is some trick..."
"No trick," said the robot. "It's Madonna...she's insane."