CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It was lucky the spaceship could also function as a submarine. Kristen Stewart's secret undersea lesbian base could be reached no other way.
"How'd you know about this place, Taylor?" asked Russell Brand. "I've never 'eard of it, by golly!"
"You wouldn't have, you're a man," said Taylor. "They're banned, all of them, even gay men. Only pure lesbians are allowed in. They scouted me, after they saw me making out with Hailee at the MTV Awards. But they found out I'm at the most bi and said I wasn't welcome. But I had already traced their phone."
"Clever, if anything!" said Russell.
"Will she let us in if none of us are pure les?" asked Demi Lovato.
"I can set my circuits to lesbian mode, if it helps," said the robot.
"She'll let us in when she knows the world is in danger..." said Taylor. They came to the undersea lesbian base at last. It looked almost exactly like the Gungan city from Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.
"STATE YOUR BUSINESS," said the lesbian guards. But then they noticed Taylor Swift and started blushing.
"It's Taylor Swift, the most beautiful woman alive!" said one of the guards.
"We still can't let her in, she likes me!" said another, but she was obviously deeply attracted to Taylor like any lesbian would be.
"The world is in danger," said Taylor. "Only Kristen Stewart can help."
"They may enter," came Kristen Stewart's voice over a communicator. The guards stepped aside. Taylor, Russell, Demi and the Robot entered the city. They walked through it, observing hundreds of lesbians in their natural habitate.
"They're just like normal people!" said Russell Brand.
Finally they arrived at Kristen's throne room. She was sitting on a throne made of the bones of men who had tried to invade her city. All around her were the most beautiful lesbians of the city, lying on cushions and stuff, eating grapes. Ellen Page was there, and Sophie Turner. They all worshipped Kristen Stewart.
Taylor quickly told Kristen everything that had happened. Kristen listened intently before finally speaking.
"And when the world burns, will they burn what is beneath the sea?" asked Kristen, at last.
"No," said the robot. "It is possible that your kingdom remained, even in my time."
"Then why should I help?" asked Kristen. "All I care about is my lesbians."
"Your lesbians are part of the world!" said Demi Lovato as Ellen Page started to stroke her hair.
"And the timeline has changed," pointed out Taylor, calmly. "The Squidonna could threaten even your hidden city. If she got her ink down here..."
"And she can swim," said the robot. "She came from the sea originally."
"And she's a right ninny!" said Russell Brand.
"I'm still not convinced..." said Kristen.
"I'll wear a bikini the entire time if you help us," said Taylor.
"I'm in," said Kristen, instantly.
"How'd you know about this place, Taylor?" asked Russell Brand. "I've never 'eard of it, by golly!"
"You wouldn't have, you're a man," said Taylor. "They're banned, all of them, even gay men. Only pure lesbians are allowed in. They scouted me, after they saw me making out with Hailee at the MTV Awards. But they found out I'm at the most bi and said I wasn't welcome. But I had already traced their phone."
"Clever, if anything!" said Russell.
"Will she let us in if none of us are pure les?" asked Demi Lovato.
"I can set my circuits to lesbian mode, if it helps," said the robot.
"She'll let us in when she knows the world is in danger..." said Taylor. They came to the undersea lesbian base at last. It looked almost exactly like the Gungan city from Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.
"STATE YOUR BUSINESS," said the lesbian guards. But then they noticed Taylor Swift and started blushing.
"It's Taylor Swift, the most beautiful woman alive!" said one of the guards.
"We still can't let her in, she likes me!" said another, but she was obviously deeply attracted to Taylor like any lesbian would be.
"The world is in danger," said Taylor. "Only Kristen Stewart can help."
"They may enter," came Kristen Stewart's voice over a communicator. The guards stepped aside. Taylor, Russell, Demi and the Robot entered the city. They walked through it, observing hundreds of lesbians in their natural habitate.
"They're just like normal people!" said Russell Brand.
Finally they arrived at Kristen's throne room. She was sitting on a throne made of the bones of men who had tried to invade her city. All around her were the most beautiful lesbians of the city, lying on cushions and stuff, eating grapes. Ellen Page was there, and Sophie Turner. They all worshipped Kristen Stewart.
Taylor quickly told Kristen everything that had happened. Kristen listened intently before finally speaking.
"And when the world burns, will they burn what is beneath the sea?" asked Kristen, at last.
"No," said the robot. "It is possible that your kingdom remained, even in my time."
"Then why should I help?" asked Kristen. "All I care about is my lesbians."
"Your lesbians are part of the world!" said Demi Lovato as Ellen Page started to stroke her hair.
"And the timeline has changed," pointed out Taylor, calmly. "The Squidonna could threaten even your hidden city. If she got her ink down here..."
"And she can swim," said the robot. "She came from the sea originally."
"And she's a right ninny!" said Russell Brand.
"I'm still not convinced..." said Kristen.
"I'll wear a bikini the entire time if you help us," said Taylor.
"I'm in," said Kristen, instantly.