CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Squidonna had been able to see through the eyes of her slaves, of course. When Demi Lovato had been knocked out she'd sent Avril, Katy, Beyonce, Gaga and Shakira to see what the spaceship was up to. She'd known Taylor was planning at attack, she just hadn't known when it would come. She'd been surprised that Taylor hadn't just show her slaves out of the sky. It showed Taylor still had some mercy in her. Squidonna had laughed at that. Taylor had no chance if she still had mercy. But perhaps Taylor was planning something else. Not an all out assault at all. Would Taylor even have wanted to put other lives at risk? No, not Taylor. She was too good for that and Squidonna hated her for it. In fact Taylor would have sacrificed herself if it had meant no one else would have to die...Squidonna knew it then. Knew what Taylor was planning. She was going to fly the ship into the mountain, let the warp drive go critical, hope it removed Squidonna from the universe. Would it work? Hard to say. The Squid God had avoided anti-matter for all of its existence. Even in that one timeline, the dream where the whole of Earth had been turned into a weapon to battle the Starwhale in the stars, something that couldn't have happened and yet had...even then there had been no anti-matter.
But Squidonna had felt more powerful than ever before, and she had wondered if she could simply pluck the spaceship out of the air. And she had.
She had used ink slaves to remove everyone from the ship, then hidden it away. She wanted to have a conversation with Taylor Swift. She lookd at the rest of them. What a collection of misfits. There was Rihanna, the robotic superhero who in another timeline would destroy humanity. The Robot, the same robot who had risen the Squid God from its prison and given it new life. Russell Brand, a literally heartless failed actor and activist. An alien cat from the future named Olivia Benson. Kristen Stewart, leader of a secretive cult of lesbians and her ninjas. Demi Lovato who had been under Squidonna's thrall all along. Did they actually think they stood a chance against Squidonna. She started laughing and did not stop. Her laughter was the first thing Taylor Swift heard when she woke up.
"It's over, then," said Taylor.
"Yes," said Squidonna. "You never really had any hope."
"I avoided you for a long time..." said Taylor.
"Not long enough," said Squidonna. "I am everything now. This planet is mine. From my mountain I see all. I am God."
"Is there anything of the woman in you?" asked Taylor. "Of Madonna?"
"No," said Squidonna. The lie came easily.
"Remember when we were in Michael Jackson's mansion? The room full of chocolate? I ate so much I was sick! I was so silly then. You were the one pushing me on. The one who wanted to defeat the robot, the one who..."
"I was a fool then," snapped Squidonna. "A feeble aging human woman. Now...now I am God."
"God probably doesn't have to keep stating that they are God," said Taylor.
"How about I turn your friends to atoms? Would that convince you?" asked Squidonna.
"Leave them be," said Taylor. "Just...if you have to rule the world, at least let people live."
"Perhaps I will," said Squidonna. "But only if you do one thing for me."
"What?" asked Taylor.
"Stand by my side," said Squidonna.
But Squidonna had felt more powerful than ever before, and she had wondered if she could simply pluck the spaceship out of the air. And she had.
She had used ink slaves to remove everyone from the ship, then hidden it away. She wanted to have a conversation with Taylor Swift. She lookd at the rest of them. What a collection of misfits. There was Rihanna, the robotic superhero who in another timeline would destroy humanity. The Robot, the same robot who had risen the Squid God from its prison and given it new life. Russell Brand, a literally heartless failed actor and activist. An alien cat from the future named Olivia Benson. Kristen Stewart, leader of a secretive cult of lesbians and her ninjas. Demi Lovato who had been under Squidonna's thrall all along. Did they actually think they stood a chance against Squidonna. She started laughing and did not stop. Her laughter was the first thing Taylor Swift heard when she woke up.
"It's over, then," said Taylor.
"Yes," said Squidonna. "You never really had any hope."
"I avoided you for a long time..." said Taylor.
"Not long enough," said Squidonna. "I am everything now. This planet is mine. From my mountain I see all. I am God."
"Is there anything of the woman in you?" asked Taylor. "Of Madonna?"
"No," said Squidonna. The lie came easily.
"Remember when we were in Michael Jackson's mansion? The room full of chocolate? I ate so much I was sick! I was so silly then. You were the one pushing me on. The one who wanted to defeat the robot, the one who..."
"I was a fool then," snapped Squidonna. "A feeble aging human woman. Now...now I am God."
"God probably doesn't have to keep stating that they are God," said Taylor.
"How about I turn your friends to atoms? Would that convince you?" asked Squidonna.
"Leave them be," said Taylor. "Just...if you have to rule the world, at least let people live."
"Perhaps I will," said Squidonna. "But only if you do one thing for me."
"What?" asked Taylor.
"Stand by my side," said Squidonna.