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thing of the day (thing+697)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
IT's JUsT a NROMAL THING of THe day AGIAn

sorry

the Taylor Swift sotry is is over

sorry

you don't know whatyou'vegot toilllllllllllllll it'sg one


lg

gone

lol

now you have this shit agian

sorry

this is whati'll always go back to

fading away

can't write things like the TAYLOR SWIFT STORY anymore

maybe one day

but

have to go back to what i really am

and it's this

THIS SHIT
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHA

it's a metpahor for LIFe

nlol

fj

its a metaphor for shit

it is shit

life

but

also

it's an illusion?

it ends

it's ending right now

it could end right this seocnd

imagine you were about ninety four

you might think it's good to make it to that age

but if i was nintefy four all I would be thinking is "i''ll literally be dead in a few weeks"

or less

94 year olds ie all the time

so you can't really say "I'm 94!" like it's a permamtn state

becuse you'll probably die a few days later

so yeah

how can anyone be happy to be old

but hwo can anyone be happy to be anything

it's a mstyer!

___________________________________

EVERY


CAT

HAS

PAWS

AND

A

TAIL

EXCEPT SOME DON'T

_______________________________________


Man: Hello I would like to buy a nose.

Woman: This isn't a shop. It's a car. You just walked into my car and asked if you could buy a nonse.

Man: Well, can I?

Woman: No.

Man: I want a nose!

Woman: I'm going to call the police.

Man: Call them what.

Woman: Get out of my car.

Man: It isn't supposed to be here!

Woman: What?

Man: Your car.

Woman: Why are you...

Man: I'm a time traveller from the future. I have arrived in the wrong year. The nose shop is supposed to be where your car is.

Woman: Oh, that makes perfect sense.

Man: Really?

Woman: NO, GET OUT.

Man: When the nose shop opens on this exact spot in twenty seven years...you will know I was real.

Woman: Yeah I'm sure I'll look out for that.

______________________________________________


and the ironic thing is that twenty seven years later she did return to that very spot and found...a shop that sold mice

makes you think doesn't it

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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEy MONEy

WE EAT THE HONEy HONEY

WE LOVE HOW IT TASTES

BECASUE WE ARE BEARS

BEARS WITH LOTS OF MONEy

TO SPEND ON HONEY

THAt'S RIGHT THAT'S WHAT BEARS DO NOW

THEY BUY HONEY

WITH MONEY

THey DON'T MAKE IT THEMSELVES

HTE LAZY BEARSSTARDg
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fuck thing of the day it's shit
 
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