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thing of the day (thing+699)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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he'd left her alone too long

now she had feathers gorwing out of her!

feathers!

how did that work

it freaked him out

he closed his eyes hoping she'd turn back to normal

but she didn't

still had feathers growing out of her

what was he going to do?

walk away and leave her and hope someone else found her?

...seemed like a good plan, actually

but whoever found her would call thecops

they'd ask him questions

"what's with the feeathers?"

and he woudln't know what to say

because really he had no idea

feathers!

and what was that on the back of her head

was that...a barcode?

what

wait, was this a dream?

maybe it was a dream

he dind't think so, since he wans't waking up

fuck

he ran outside ontot he street

he ran up and down

he was at the lamp post where he'd dropped Davey on his head once

he climbed up to the top of it

he could see for miles from up that lamp post

oh shit, he could see the police coming

shit...

he ran home

wait, why was he still in his pyjamas?

he started to smile

it was a dream!

Yes!

"Hello officers SUCK MY BIG FAT DICK YOU CUNTS!" he said to the police, who were eating pizza this table

they just looked at him like his brain hadn't imagined a thing for them to do

then he was in bed

but he was sinking right into his mattress

it was only a few months old

why was it sinking like this?

fuck

he wished he could go back to that dream

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but that's how it goes you wish you were in a lucid dream for all of eternity but you're not you wake up and then you die doesn't matter when you die makes no difference still happens so everything yovu'e experienced is meanginless and disappears think about all those childhood memories they are meaningless doesn's matter they went away it all went wayfghdsbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb8
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MAYBE IF I HATE THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF RANDOM KEYSTRIKES THE ALIENS WILL MAKE ME IMMORTAL

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I know I've said ti before but there's really no point in writing this feel so tired my keybaord looks blurry or just not really watching y own hands type it's weird i never do that never look at my typing hands they look weird is that really me doing it do i really have contorl or was this all pre-determined in the creation of hte univseres typing too fast to think it's not really it's not i'm not really i' an computer rogramme simulation life i'm a robot from the future i'm a hologram i'm in the matrxi i'm dead this is my dying memory i've just been born and i'm imagining the future it's not really nothing's real no i'm not me i'm fucking i don't know really if im' not me who is the part saying i'm not me there must be soething too itlol there is not afterlife four fuck's sake how can anyone beliece in that shit durr maybe ther'es an afterlife because it's a nice idea well fucking fuck how can yu fucking think that you trouser fuck
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i' m not even trying

just typien shit

I used to try

thing of the day used to have like stories and stuff

and stuff
or i'd say things in an imaginagatvie way

or i'll dreyd


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or I'd try to

but no

now I just write things

words

like this

and then

hit sumbit new thread

like this
 
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