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thing of the day (thing+701)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
And so it begins anew. A new story that will carry on until thing+800...

Ahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

no

no that's not going to ahppy

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Jimmy Brickwnet to thedcotor

"I have no nose"

"how do you smell"

"like shit Inever wipe my arse"

"why not"

"thepaper tears

"you're wipeing it wrong"

"i can't learn"

"you can"

"anyway I have no nosE"

"butyou do have a nose i'm looking at it"

"oh that's a nose. what is it I don't have then?2

"A sense of purpose?2

"no a penis."

"You ahve one of those too! It's gone hard!"

"Oh it's a sexuality I don't have. I can only get hard by making deeply personal confessions to doctors. I once wanked over Madonna."

"Look, I don't know what your problem is but I'm not a doctor! I'm BRICKMAN!"

"Oh it's a dream. ITs' a fuckdamn drema."

"HAHHEHEHAHHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA"

"That's not how you alugh!"

Charles Horse awoke in bed. He didn't know why he dreamed he wasd Jimmy Brick. maybe because he wishe dhe was. maybe because his brain was dying. who the fuck knows or cares. fuck charles horse. he's not real either. none of it's real.

just going to wake up dead one day

__________________________________________

yeah!

good story

maybe one of the owrst

worst

how come I remember smells better than other memories

I can't even remember the faces of people I went to shcool with

or their names

I have vague feelings assocatied with them still

smelsl and shapes and colours and feeligns

but not like what they actually loook like or their names

just how they made e feel I guess

oh well

nevergoing to see them again anyway

ever

it was all part of the story

their lives weren't mine
people come and go

the only thing constant is this

fucking this

grey buzzing

grey nothing

grey life

no person

thoughts just appear in my head

vague snese of awarness
vagie sense of a vague sesne of awareness

vage ue osmethgbfb

or something

try to type really fast to feel like I' in ctonrol

lol

_________________________________________________________________


a new story stirs to life somewhere in the world

wait no that was just a child dying pointlessly of a preventable illness

never mind!

maybe when another billion children die i'll finally die too

like i probably dserver to

lol

fsh

gnb

gf
b

hfdbv pi
b

gh
f

nn



wow I just stjg


pgfjbdbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb


edgy

dead children references

what next

sexism?

women, eh

they sure can't park!!!!!!!!!!!!

death

gffff

women probably can park

becasue women have cars too
and they park them

so they must be able to park

sorry comedians!

i just destroyed your routrine

have to do some serious rewriting nowyou cunts

enough of this

enogh
 
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