CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
bevuasse i'm wacky
wankalong if you feel that wanking cures the blues
or somthinet
don't wank
or do
it's just at ing
a thing
i need to write a thing of the day because i have an extra hour and maybe writing thing of the day is the most important thing i do so I use the extra hour for something important instead of wasting it wanking
but
idon't have anything to say
so
i should post the shortest thing of the day ever
as a message to the robots reading this in the future
a message that says "HELP"
so they'll send help back in time
using technology
but
it's alreyd too long
damn
but
i use the word "but" toomuch
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Charles Horse wondered why his shit was darker. Did he have cancer? He hoped not. He was obviously never going to go to a doctor and tell him his shit was darker. Never. That was assuming his doctor was a man, it would probably be ever harder with a woman. So no. His two choices were to not have cancer or to die of cancer. And those weren't even choices.
Charles Horse went to bed instead of thinking about the colour of his shit.
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nwo it's a real thing of the day
charlose hore isesigsb
fdhsgsh
ahrhaht
i'm sorry i forgot how to thing
think
not think
THINK
not thing
think
well
this is a thing
so really i forgot how to thing
not think
butdid forgot how to think
imagine if youre abilitiy to think just diappeared
you wouldn#t even know
because you couldn't think abou tit
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jimmy the robot looked back in time using the time viewer built into his cock. he found the things of the days. he read them all, through his cock, in two seconds. he liked one of them, the one where charles horse killed a baby. the rest he didn't like. he shrugged and went back to watch friends reruns.
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Charles Horse killing a baby was like in Battlestar Galactica and itw as ambiguous as to why he did it then they never brought it up again
THER ARE ONLY TWELVE CHARLES HORSE MODESL
wankalong if you feel that wanking cures the blues
or somthinet
don't wank
or do
it's just at ing
a thing
i need to write a thing of the day because i have an extra hour and maybe writing thing of the day is the most important thing i do so I use the extra hour for something important instead of wasting it wanking
but
idon't have anything to say
so
i should post the shortest thing of the day ever
as a message to the robots reading this in the future
a message that says "HELP"
so they'll send help back in time
using technology
but
it's alreyd too long
damn
but
i use the word "but" toomuch
________________________________
Charles Horse wondered why his shit was darker. Did he have cancer? He hoped not. He was obviously never going to go to a doctor and tell him his shit was darker. Never. That was assuming his doctor was a man, it would probably be ever harder with a woman. So no. His two choices were to not have cancer or to die of cancer. And those weren't even choices.
Charles Horse went to bed instead of thinking about the colour of his shit.
___________________________________
nwo it's a real thing of the day
charlose hore isesigsb
fdhsgsh
ahrhaht
i'm sorry i forgot how to thing
think
not think
THINK
not thing
think
well
this is a thing
so really i forgot how to thing
not think
butdid forgot how to think
imagine if youre abilitiy to think just diappeared
you wouldn#t even know
because you couldn't think abou tit
_______________________
jimmy the robot looked back in time using the time viewer built into his cock. he found the things of the days. he read them all, through his cock, in two seconds. he liked one of them, the one where charles horse killed a baby. the rest he didn't like. he shrugged and went back to watch friends reruns.
_______________________
Charles Horse killing a baby was like in Battlestar Galactica and itw as ambiguous as to why he did it then they never brought it up again
THER ARE ONLY TWELVE CHARLES HORSE MODESL