CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
TRUST THE CAT BURGERS
dfjlalg
it doens't actually mean anything
it wa just a thing i typed tomake you wonder if it meant something
it idn'dt
there are no cat burgers
don't eat cats
cats are our furry friends
we probably shouldn' eat other animals either
i mean if you think about i
it's probably pretty bad
but what else can i eat
coconuts?
how would i eat a fucking coconuts
they're made out of wood
i could just eat chocolate all day I guess
but then i'd die
so yeah
until they invent food replcators
and the meat tastes exaclty like meat
or i get a personal chef who can make tasty vegan meals for me
named Bumface the chef
and i ask him how he got that name
and he says it's kind of a funny story
his parents hated him so they called him Bumface
he keeps the name to remind him that there is no God
that's not a funny story i say
ah he says but it is for you see
my bum actually looks like a face!
and he pulls his trouser and pants down and i have to admit
that's one facebum
and i become fascinated by his facebum
and i wonder how it is possible
and he explains that he was created by scientists to be the perfect vegan chef and also have a face on his bum
and i say wait didn't your parents call you bumface because they hated you
and he says he was adopted by racist and it's unrelated okay
and i say hold on you never said your parents were racists
and he says they were they were racist again liam neeson
they were once shot in the head by liam neeson so they started going out trying to provoke random liam neesons into fights
they got into a fight with qui gonn jinn and george lcualsidga
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gejoosfn
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhth
ajahahah
ah
haha
yeah
you read all that
more fool you
but then again I wrote it
which took longer
so i'm the fool of fooooooooolds
_______________________
Charles Horse didn't get up today.
______________________
the end of the thing
dfjlalg
it doens't actually mean anything
it wa just a thing i typed tomake you wonder if it meant something
it idn'dt
there are no cat burgers
don't eat cats
cats are our furry friends
we probably shouldn' eat other animals either
i mean if you think about i
it's probably pretty bad
but what else can i eat
coconuts?
how would i eat a fucking coconuts
they're made out of wood
i could just eat chocolate all day I guess
but then i'd die
so yeah
until they invent food replcators
and the meat tastes exaclty like meat
or i get a personal chef who can make tasty vegan meals for me
named Bumface the chef
and i ask him how he got that name
and he says it's kind of a funny story
his parents hated him so they called him Bumface
he keeps the name to remind him that there is no God
that's not a funny story i say
ah he says but it is for you see
my bum actually looks like a face!
and he pulls his trouser and pants down and i have to admit
that's one facebum
and i become fascinated by his facebum
and i wonder how it is possible
and he explains that he was created by scientists to be the perfect vegan chef and also have a face on his bum
and i say wait didn't your parents call you bumface because they hated you
and he says he was adopted by racist and it's unrelated okay
and i say hold on you never said your parents were racists
and he says they were they were racist again liam neeson
they were once shot in the head by liam neeson so they started going out trying to provoke random liam neesons into fights
they got into a fight with qui gonn jinn and george lcualsidga
sjr
gophtjgjipjophj0rjpg
gejoosfn
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhth
ajahahah
ah
haha
yeah
you read all that
more fool you
but then again I wrote it
which took longer
so i'm the fool of fooooooooolds
_______________________
Charles Horse didn't get up today.
______________________
the end of the thing