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MUPPET BABIES THEY'LL AMKE YOUR TDREAMS COME TRUE
BABY YODA DIED
MUPPET BABIES THEY'LL CLIMB INSIDE OF YOU
BABY YODA DIED
I LIKE ADVENTURE I LIKE ROMANCE I LIKE GIAHGIAHS ANIMAL DANCE 'VE GO EME OMPCUTER I CAN STGAHIF I GOT BLUE HAIR BUCKSFG FIDSHSGMEI VENT MEEPE MEEPE
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE
YES NANNY WE'RE JUST PERFORMING RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES IN THE NAME OF OUR DARK LORD SATAN
OH OKAY
MUPPET BABIES THEY'RE INFECTED WITH DISEASE
MEEPY BOOPY BOP
MUPPET BABIES CUT THEM OPEN AND YOU'LL FIND NO SOUL
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
KERMIT: OKAY GANG TODAY WE'RE GOING TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND HELP HITLER WIN WORLD WAR TWO
FOZZY: GEE KERMIE WASN'T HITLER A BAD GUY AND A MEANIE
SCOOTER: YEAH I USED MY COMPUTER TO READ ABOUT HIM AND IT SEEMS HE KILLED EIGHT OR MORE PEOPLE
SKEETER: SHUT UP, NERD
KERMIT: SHUT UP THE LOT OF YA! YOU ALL KNOW WE MADE A DEAL WITH SATAN TO GRANT US IMMORTALIST AND MUST DO HIS BIDDING SO GET READY TO DO SOME KILLING AND FOLLOW ME
GONZO: I DON'T LIKE KILLING, KERMIT...
(PIGGY FUCKING KARATE CHOPS THE SHIT OUT OF GONZO)
PIGGY: GET IN LINE YOU LITTLE SHIT. THE BOSS TOLD US TO DO SOMETHING SO WE DO IT. YOU WANTED IMMORTALITY FROM SATAN TOO
GONZO: IT WILL HELP ME WITH MY STUNTS!
PIGGY: THEN FALL INTO PLACE YOU SCUM
(GONZO SADLY GETS HIS GUN AND STANDS BEHIND KERMIT, WHO LOOKS SEXUALLY AROUSED BY WHAT PIGGY JUST DID)
KERMIT: THANKS BABY
ROWLF: CAN I TAKE MY PIANO
KEMIT: CAN YOU SUCK MY FROG KNOB?
ROWLF: AWW...
(THEY STEP THROUGH THE PORTAL AND TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND SPACE TO NAZI GERMANY. HITLER IS IN HIS BUNKER)
HITLER: I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO LOSE THE SECOND WORLD WAR TO THE FUCKING NON-NAZIS. NAZIS ARE THE BEST! WHY WOULD WE LOSE!
(THE MUPPET BABIES APPEAR IN FRONT OF HIM)
KERMIT: THINK YOU NEED SOME HELP. HONEYDEW?
HONEYDEW: I HAVE CREATED A WEAPON WHICH WILL MELT THE SKIN OF ANY NON-NAZI. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOOT IT OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES LAUGHING EVILY.
BEAKER: MEEP MEP!
HITLER: THANK YOU MUPPET BABIES. I'LL KILL THEM ALL WITH THIS.
ANIMAL: ANIMAL GENOCIDE!
(EVERYONE LAUGHS. THEY GO THROUGH THE PORTAL AND BACK TO THE FUTURE. EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME)
SKEETER: NOTHING CHANGED
SKOOTER: I'LL USE MY COMPUTER TO LOOK FOR CHANGES
SKEETER: SHUT UP CUNT
(NANNY COMES IN. SHE IS DRESSED AS A NAZI)
NANNY: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE?
MUPPET BABIES: YES NANNY
NANNY: HEIL HITLER
MUPPET BABIES: HEIL HITLER
PIGGY: IMAGINE THE BLOOD, KERMIT. IMAGINE ALL THE BLOOD
KERMIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(SUDDENLY EVERYTHING GOES ALL WAVY LIKE A DREAM SEQUENCE ON A TV SHOW AND KERMIT WAKES UP IN BED)
KERMIT: OH THANK FUCK IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I HAVEN'T SOLD MY SOUL TO SATAN AT ALL
(PIGGY IS IN BED NEXT TO HIM)
PIGGY: SELL OUR SOULS TO SATAN, EH? WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THAT...
KERMIT: NOOOOOO!
(NANNY WALKS IN. SHE'S A ROBOT NOW)
NANNY: SILENCE CHILDREN OR I WILL ACTIVATED PUNISHMENT PROTOCOLS. ALL FLESH BELONGS TO ME
KERMIT AND PIGGY: YES NANNY
BABY YODA DIED
MUPPET BABIES THEY'LL CLIMB INSIDE OF YOU
BABY YODA DIED
I LIKE ADVENTURE I LIKE ROMANCE I LIKE GIAHGIAHS ANIMAL DANCE 'VE GO EME OMPCUTER I CAN STGAHIF I GOT BLUE HAIR BUCKSFG FIDSHSGMEI VENT MEEPE MEEPE
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE
YES NANNY WE'RE JUST PERFORMING RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES IN THE NAME OF OUR DARK LORD SATAN
OH OKAY
MUPPET BABIES THEY'RE INFECTED WITH DISEASE
MEEPY BOOPY BOP
MUPPET BABIES CUT THEM OPEN AND YOU'LL FIND NO SOUL
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
KERMIT: OKAY GANG TODAY WE'RE GOING TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND HELP HITLER WIN WORLD WAR TWO
FOZZY: GEE KERMIE WASN'T HITLER A BAD GUY AND A MEANIE
SCOOTER: YEAH I USED MY COMPUTER TO READ ABOUT HIM AND IT SEEMS HE KILLED EIGHT OR MORE PEOPLE
SKEETER: SHUT UP, NERD
KERMIT: SHUT UP THE LOT OF YA! YOU ALL KNOW WE MADE A DEAL WITH SATAN TO GRANT US IMMORTALIST AND MUST DO HIS BIDDING SO GET READY TO DO SOME KILLING AND FOLLOW ME
GONZO: I DON'T LIKE KILLING, KERMIT...
(PIGGY FUCKING KARATE CHOPS THE SHIT OUT OF GONZO)
PIGGY: GET IN LINE YOU LITTLE SHIT. THE BOSS TOLD US TO DO SOMETHING SO WE DO IT. YOU WANTED IMMORTALITY FROM SATAN TOO
GONZO: IT WILL HELP ME WITH MY STUNTS!
PIGGY: THEN FALL INTO PLACE YOU SCUM
(GONZO SADLY GETS HIS GUN AND STANDS BEHIND KERMIT, WHO LOOKS SEXUALLY AROUSED BY WHAT PIGGY JUST DID)
KERMIT: THANKS BABY
ROWLF: CAN I TAKE MY PIANO
KEMIT: CAN YOU SUCK MY FROG KNOB?
ROWLF: AWW...
(THEY STEP THROUGH THE PORTAL AND TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND SPACE TO NAZI GERMANY. HITLER IS IN HIS BUNKER)
HITLER: I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO LOSE THE SECOND WORLD WAR TO THE FUCKING NON-NAZIS. NAZIS ARE THE BEST! WHY WOULD WE LOSE!
(THE MUPPET BABIES APPEAR IN FRONT OF HIM)
KERMIT: THINK YOU NEED SOME HELP. HONEYDEW?
HONEYDEW: I HAVE CREATED A WEAPON WHICH WILL MELT THE SKIN OF ANY NON-NAZI. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOOT IT OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES LAUGHING EVILY.
BEAKER: MEEP MEP!
HITLER: THANK YOU MUPPET BABIES. I'LL KILL THEM ALL WITH THIS.
ANIMAL: ANIMAL GENOCIDE!
(EVERYONE LAUGHS. THEY GO THROUGH THE PORTAL AND BACK TO THE FUTURE. EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME)
SKEETER: NOTHING CHANGED
SKOOTER: I'LL USE MY COMPUTER TO LOOK FOR CHANGES
SKEETER: SHUT UP CUNT
(NANNY COMES IN. SHE IS DRESSED AS A NAZI)
NANNY: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE?
MUPPET BABIES: YES NANNY
NANNY: HEIL HITLER
MUPPET BABIES: HEIL HITLER
PIGGY: IMAGINE THE BLOOD, KERMIT. IMAGINE ALL THE BLOOD
KERMIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(SUDDENLY EVERYTHING GOES ALL WAVY LIKE A DREAM SEQUENCE ON A TV SHOW AND KERMIT WAKES UP IN BED)
KERMIT: OH THANK FUCK IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I HAVEN'T SOLD MY SOUL TO SATAN AT ALL
(PIGGY IS IN BED NEXT TO HIM)
PIGGY: SELL OUR SOULS TO SATAN, EH? WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THAT...
KERMIT: NOOOOOO!
(NANNY WALKS IN. SHE'S A ROBOT NOW)
NANNY: SILENCE CHILDREN OR I WILL ACTIVATED PUNISHMENT PROTOCOLS. ALL FLESH BELONGS TO ME
KERMIT AND PIGGY: YES NANNY
