CaptainWacky
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MUPPET BABIES, THEY'RE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS REAL
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
MUPPET BABIES, ARE THEY AWAKE OR ASLEEP
SCRAPPY DOOBY DOO
WHEN YOUR WORLD LOOKS KIND OF WIERD, AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE ASLEEP
JUST HOOK YOURSELF UP TO HONEYDEW'S INCEPTION MACHINE AND YOU CAN WAKE ANYWHERE
I LIKE ADVENTURES, I LIKE ROMANCE, I LOVE GREAT JOKES, ANIMAL DANCE
WELL MAYBE WE'LL VISIT DREAM DIMENSIONS WHERE THESE THINGS ARE
MAYBE IT'LL BE A FUN ADVENTURE WHERE WE ALL HAVE FUN WITH NO TERROR AT ALL
IS THAT VERY LIKELY?
NO, NANNY
(The muppet babies are all hooked up to Honeydew's dream machine with their eyes closed. He turns it on. They all open their eyes. They're still in the playroom.)
Rowlf: Oh man, it didn't work!
Honeydew: It did work! The light came on and everything!
Beaker: Meep!
Honeydew: And Beaker peed himself, as he always does when we travel through reality.
Kermit: We're still in the playroom, but inside a deeper dream now...so this is a dream version of the playroom?
Piggy: Let's fucking try again then. This can't be the deepest dream. There's no answers here...just my stomach rumbling.
Fozzy: Mine is too, and I'm not even a fat fuck like you! Woka woka!
Piggy: HEY.
Kermit: That wasn't like you, Fozzy...and why are you drooling...
Animal: Animal...bite?
(Animal tries to bite Rowlf.)
Scooter: We're zombis again!
Skeeter; No shit, Sherlock...brains...
Scooter: Brains...
(They try to eat each other.)
Kermit: Then that proves that the whole zombie incident was a dream...and we didn't kill Nanny's boyfriend at all! Now all that remains...is the hunger!
(He bites Honeydew's face off.)
Beaker: Meep!
(Beaker quickly hits the button on the inception machine as the others start to eat each other. Everything shimmers. They awake, again, in the playroom, but now it's made out of cookies.)
Piggy: We're...alive...oh god that taste of flesh, it felt so familiar...so right...
Fozzy: I'm sorry for what I said, Piggy, the zombie brain was taking over.
Piggy: It's okay...I'm not really fat, am I?
Fozzy; Not compared to a sumo wrestler! Woka woka!
Gonzo: Hey, the playroom's made out of cookies now! That's a lot more fun!
Animal: Animal...COOKIE!
Honeydew: Remarkable, you sound exactly like the fictional character Cookie Monster!
(Cookie Monster appears from nowhere.)
Cookie Monster: COOKIE!
Animal: Animal...a fan!
(Animal and Cookie Monster dance around the room together as the others clap and laugh.)
Scooter: This is great!
Skeeter: Ugh, this is boring.
(She hits the button on the inception machine again. They all wake up in beds this time.)
Scooter: Why did you do that, we were all having fun.
Skeeter: If you're enjoying it, it's not fun. It can never be fun.
Kermit: Well let's see here, we seem to be in...what kind of room is this?
Honeydew: Why it almost looks like some kind of labratory...
Piggy: Hey, I can't get out of bed...I'm strapped down.
Gonzo: Me too!
Fozzy: What's going on! I haven't been tied up in bed like this since I visited Beaker's mom, woka woka!
Beaker: Meep!
(They all struggle to get out of bed, but they have been strapped in. Kermit's strap snaps however and he rolls out of bed. The door opens. Kermit rolls under his bed to hide. Nanny's boyfriend enters the room.)
Piggy: Nany's boyfriend!? But you were just a dream!
Nanny's boyfried: No, I'm real. You've finally woken up, kids. INTO A WORLD OF PAIN!
(He pulls out a chainsaw and turns it on.)
TO BE MUPPETINUED
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
MUPPET BABIES, ARE THEY AWAKE OR ASLEEP
SCRAPPY DOOBY DOO
WHEN YOUR WORLD LOOKS KIND OF WIERD, AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE ASLEEP
JUST HOOK YOURSELF UP TO HONEYDEW'S INCEPTION MACHINE AND YOU CAN WAKE ANYWHERE
I LIKE ADVENTURES, I LIKE ROMANCE, I LOVE GREAT JOKES, ANIMAL DANCE
WELL MAYBE WE'LL VISIT DREAM DIMENSIONS WHERE THESE THINGS ARE
MAYBE IT'LL BE A FUN ADVENTURE WHERE WE ALL HAVE FUN WITH NO TERROR AT ALL
IS THAT VERY LIKELY?
NO, NANNY
(The muppet babies are all hooked up to Honeydew's dream machine with their eyes closed. He turns it on. They all open their eyes. They're still in the playroom.)
Rowlf: Oh man, it didn't work!
Honeydew: It did work! The light came on and everything!
Beaker: Meep!
Honeydew: And Beaker peed himself, as he always does when we travel through reality.
Kermit: We're still in the playroom, but inside a deeper dream now...so this is a dream version of the playroom?
Piggy: Let's fucking try again then. This can't be the deepest dream. There's no answers here...just my stomach rumbling.
Fozzy: Mine is too, and I'm not even a fat fuck like you! Woka woka!
Piggy: HEY.
Kermit: That wasn't like you, Fozzy...and why are you drooling...
Animal: Animal...bite?
(Animal tries to bite Rowlf.)
Scooter: We're zombis again!
Skeeter; No shit, Sherlock...brains...
Scooter: Brains...
(They try to eat each other.)
Kermit: Then that proves that the whole zombie incident was a dream...and we didn't kill Nanny's boyfriend at all! Now all that remains...is the hunger!
(He bites Honeydew's face off.)
Beaker: Meep!
(Beaker quickly hits the button on the inception machine as the others start to eat each other. Everything shimmers. They awake, again, in the playroom, but now it's made out of cookies.)
Piggy: We're...alive...oh god that taste of flesh, it felt so familiar...so right...
Fozzy: I'm sorry for what I said, Piggy, the zombie brain was taking over.
Piggy: It's okay...I'm not really fat, am I?
Fozzy; Not compared to a sumo wrestler! Woka woka!
Gonzo: Hey, the playroom's made out of cookies now! That's a lot more fun!
Animal: Animal...COOKIE!
Honeydew: Remarkable, you sound exactly like the fictional character Cookie Monster!
(Cookie Monster appears from nowhere.)
Cookie Monster: COOKIE!
Animal: Animal...a fan!
(Animal and Cookie Monster dance around the room together as the others clap and laugh.)
Scooter: This is great!
Skeeter: Ugh, this is boring.
(She hits the button on the inception machine again. They all wake up in beds this time.)
Scooter: Why did you do that, we were all having fun.
Skeeter: If you're enjoying it, it's not fun. It can never be fun.
Kermit: Well let's see here, we seem to be in...what kind of room is this?
Honeydew: Why it almost looks like some kind of labratory...
Piggy: Hey, I can't get out of bed...I'm strapped down.
Gonzo: Me too!
Fozzy: What's going on! I haven't been tied up in bed like this since I visited Beaker's mom, woka woka!
Beaker: Meep!
(They all struggle to get out of bed, but they have been strapped in. Kermit's strap snaps however and he rolls out of bed. The door opens. Kermit rolls under his bed to hide. Nanny's boyfriend enters the room.)
Piggy: Nany's boyfriend!? But you were just a dream!
Nanny's boyfried: No, I'm real. You've finally woken up, kids. INTO A WORLD OF PAIN!
(He pulls out a chainsaw and turns it on.)
TO BE MUPPETINUED