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thing of the day (thing+779)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"


fgffffffffff
ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
gjtttt
jg
t
rtry

TYR
g

it
it'salie yes
but

trrrrrrryh

Try

fTRY

trtyr tr
tryyyyyyyyyyyyy'

and you might

feel something temporarily

before sleeping again
gggggggggg
tryyyyyy

stagger out of hte cluds

pull back the curtains of your mind

feel real for a moment

but what ifyou are the curtains

no

you can do it

you did it once, didn't you

or you imagined you did

you remember it

kind of

yu dont' really

you can't feel it anymore

fuck

you just assumed you did it

you never did

maybe when you were very young

but nah

you were scared then

of eveyrhitn
g

kkk

no

dont

you were going tot ry

did you try once

id on't know

you have to untense your shoudlers

it's getting too much

it's all gtttttttttting too much

your body can't take it

because you are your body

and if you can't take it, then it makes sense that your body can't take it

duh

so yeah

it's more and more obvious that you're just a biological entity

i mean yeah you knew that

but you imagined you were different from everyone else

you're not

you could just die at any moment

in your stupid fucking body

ife was a a maistkae
t
gflf
d

life was a mistake

the way it is

what are we even doing

living dying

yeah great plan

we should have gone another way

like those immortal jellyfish

why did they get the idea to be immortal but we didn't

it should ahve occured to us really!

stupid human evolution

let's just evolve to die

great plan
gggggggggggggggreatpaln

what


my fufkng shoulder hurt from my being to djig st

my fucking shoudlers hurt from being tooo tense

hahah

relax just goint to die

it doesn't matter ifyou relax

being tense edon't turn you into an immortal jellyfish

jellyfish are never tense

they['re too soft

they don't have bones maybe!

so yeah

maybe relaxing makes you immmortal

i should try that

and if it doesn't work

who fuckinf cares


fffffffffizzzzzzzzzzzzgbing


gjia


"

- Charlse Horse, probably


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"Why are you showing me this? I'm your publisher, you didn't even write this shit."
"Is it shit, though? Or it a unique look inside a damaged mind?"
"It can be that and still be shit!"
"Yeah, but once you tell people that the person who wrote it has something wrong with them, they'll stop and think. They'll want to give it consideration."
"But you didn't write it."
"Yeah, but I'd be able to buy the rights to it from the writer on the cheap, I'm sure. I mean, does he sound like somene who understands money?"
"You want to buy the rights to this one internet post?"
"What if i told you there were 780 of them."
"Wow, guy really must be crazy."
"Exactly! Imagine printing out all 780 of them and using them as wallpaper in my your home. That would be art."
"Wait, you're going to do what..."
"Just an idea. An idea to exploit Charlse Horse. I have many of them..."
 
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