CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
imagine more layers of unreality than normal
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fdddddddd
dfn
no
lol no
i was going to write another in that charles horse sieressssssss
series
where he wrote a Johnny Nose story
layers of unreality you see
but
that would be too hard
because i wouldn't just write it like a johnny nose story
i'd have to write it like a Johnny Nose story as written by Charles Horse
realy i should try
maybe in the next thing i'll try
but the thing should always represent my state of mind shouldn't it
and my state of mind is lol
nothing
i've always been wrong
about everything
never really here
too scared to think
to scared to like anything
or just not capable
i don't know
I'm CHARLES HORSE by the way tha'ts the TWIST!!!!!!!!!frgh
yeah
lol
lol
life
it's just typing "lol" a lot
becuase you can't just start being normal
you can't
don't let anyone tell you you can just decide to start living at any age
because if you're brain ain't right it aint' right
your
not you're
if you are brain ain't right it ain't rihtgag
ylol
see
durr
DURR
DURRRRRRRRRRRRR
i thought iw ast he one
i thought i was the one who was right
and really everyone else was
it's amazing it took me so long to work that out
you'd think it would be logical
you'd thikn my logical autism brain would be able to work it out
but no
i just waited for the world to be mine
ddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrere
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(Charles Horse is on a LATE NIGHT TV SHOW wearing the horse head under the HOT STUDIO LIGHTS. THe host is named MILTON.)
Milton: Yo, I got Charles Horse here!
Charles Horse: I am Horse.
Milton: I watched that movie, man that thing was FUCKED UP.
Horse: A lot of the stuff in there wasn't from the book.
Milton: You wrote it, man, you are Charles Horse! It had you masturbating over all those girls in really fucked up places!
Horse: I never...that never happened. There was only one THing Of The Day about masturbating in a girl's garden and I...the character never actually did it.
Milton: In these more sensitive times, in this Me Too era, should you expect audiences to be sympathetic with a character who scares women?
Horse: He doesn't...he isn't meant to...he didn't really masturbate there, he just thought about it!
Milton: Well that wasn't clear from the movie, man.
Horse: It was clearer in the book...
Milton: Maybe you need to stop being so subtle, in these unsubtle times.
Horse: WHAT?
Milton: Anyway, now you've come up with a new character named Johnny Nose. What does he do, masturbate at funerals and shit?
Horse: No...he's asexual.
Milton: Really?
Horse: Well, no, I panickied...look, it's okay to write stories where characters masturbate at funerals. Men think about these things.
Milton: Maybe they shouldn't! You sick fuck! WHat, are you masturbating right now?
Horse: Clearly not.
Milton: You are in your head, aren't you. Man I wish I could look inside the brain of every man and choose if they get to live or die. That's what I'm talkin' about!
Horse: ...is this a dream?
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it wans't. it was charlse horse sitting at htis computeredsi gdltyping lolg
ag
gesag
fgggldsafgljaighfagr
t
ttdreams aren't real they don't mean anything
i'll never producde anythign worthwhile
if aliens showed up and asked me to justify my existence i'd have NOTHING
ther'es nothing good in any thing of the day
nthing!
gg
but then if the aliens would kill people just for being worhtless then they're probably bastards anywayay
fucking bastholes
wait
did i just invent "bastholes"
is that a reaon not to kill me
please don't kil me, aleisn
i invented "bastholes"
oh just googled it it's alreayd a thing
well
tha'ts it then
no time to live
it's over
bye!
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________
fdddddddd
dfn
no
lol no
i was going to write another in that charles horse sieressssssss
series
where he wrote a Johnny Nose story
layers of unreality you see
but
that would be too hard
because i wouldn't just write it like a johnny nose story
i'd have to write it like a Johnny Nose story as written by Charles Horse
realy i should try
maybe in the next thing i'll try
but the thing should always represent my state of mind shouldn't it
and my state of mind is lol
nothing
i've always been wrong
about everything
never really here
too scared to think
to scared to like anything
or just not capable
i don't know
I'm CHARLES HORSE by the way tha'ts the TWIST!!!!!!!!!frgh
yeah
lol
lol
life
it's just typing "lol" a lot
becuase you can't just start being normal
you can't
don't let anyone tell you you can just decide to start living at any age
because if you're brain ain't right it aint' right
your
not you're
if you are brain ain't right it ain't rihtgag
ylol
see
durr
DURR
DURRRRRRRRRRRRR
i thought iw ast he one
i thought i was the one who was right
and really everyone else was
it's amazing it took me so long to work that out
you'd think it would be logical
you'd thikn my logical autism brain would be able to work it out
but no
i just waited for the world to be mine
ddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrere
__________________________________________
(Charles Horse is on a LATE NIGHT TV SHOW wearing the horse head under the HOT STUDIO LIGHTS. THe host is named MILTON.)
Milton: Yo, I got Charles Horse here!
Charles Horse: I am Horse.
Milton: I watched that movie, man that thing was FUCKED UP.
Horse: A lot of the stuff in there wasn't from the book.
Milton: You wrote it, man, you are Charles Horse! It had you masturbating over all those girls in really fucked up places!
Horse: I never...that never happened. There was only one THing Of The Day about masturbating in a girl's garden and I...the character never actually did it.
Milton: In these more sensitive times, in this Me Too era, should you expect audiences to be sympathetic with a character who scares women?
Horse: He doesn't...he isn't meant to...he didn't really masturbate there, he just thought about it!
Milton: Well that wasn't clear from the movie, man.
Horse: It was clearer in the book...
Milton: Maybe you need to stop being so subtle, in these unsubtle times.
Horse: WHAT?
Milton: Anyway, now you've come up with a new character named Johnny Nose. What does he do, masturbate at funerals and shit?
Horse: No...he's asexual.
Milton: Really?
Horse: Well, no, I panickied...look, it's okay to write stories where characters masturbate at funerals. Men think about these things.
Milton: Maybe they shouldn't! You sick fuck! WHat, are you masturbating right now?
Horse: Clearly not.
Milton: You are in your head, aren't you. Man I wish I could look inside the brain of every man and choose if they get to live or die. That's what I'm talkin' about!
Horse: ...is this a dream?
___________________________________
it wans't. it was charlse horse sitting at htis computeredsi gdltyping lolg
ag
gesag
fgggldsafgljaighfagr
t
ttdreams aren't real they don't mean anything
i'll never producde anythign worthwhile
if aliens showed up and asked me to justify my existence i'd have NOTHING
ther'es nothing good in any thing of the day
nthing!
gg
but then if the aliens would kill people just for being worhtless then they're probably bastards anywayay
fucking bastholes
wait
did i just invent "bastholes"
is that a reaon not to kill me
please don't kil me, aleisn
i invented "bastholes"
oh just googled it it's alreayd a thing
well
tha'ts it then
no time to live
it's over
bye!