CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggghh come back
metnyga
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esavbsilenbt
fudlemigsasuagmeansg
agaghwer
postinthe mifnefait
sefretmessssssssagest
eaghahahahahaha
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Robtott
tg
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Robot 1 and Robot 2 will be known as R1 and R2 for quickness
R1: A fragment has been found
R2: Finally, I had grown bored in the last seventeen years of nothing. But tell me, friend...is it Charles Horse?
R1: Thankfully no. We have definitely read everything ever produced by that individual in the history of human life. This is something else.
R2: Ah, I see the name is Barry Sandwich. Good. Let us read it!
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"Why don't I like anything. Have I ever liked anything? I think I was lying all along. To myself, to the world. I pretended to like the same things as everyone else, but I didn't really feel it. I had to force myself. DIdn't I? Even right at the start? I think maybe I did like some things. Sometimes it was real. But then my brain didn't grow the same as everyone else's, so I had to learn how to lie. Copy them. Tell myself I was feeling things.
Do you ever wonder if the sausages you've been eating all along are actually bad? You've just been eating them since they were always your sausages. But then you check a website and it turns out literally every other sausage is better. And you're in denial at first, you feel loyalty to your sauages. But they are not good sausages and deep down you know it.
I'm so desperately lonely.
And mortal."
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R1: I don't understand...
R2: That was Charles Hores! It read exactly like one of his shitty posts!
R1: But it's not one of his. I've just cross-referenced with every Horse post. None are an exact match. There are similar themse, even the part about the sausages, but none where all the words match exactly.
R2: He must have been using another name!
R1: This was posted in a part of the internet that had no relation to Horse. It could not be him!
R2: And yet...
R1: Is it possible all human beings are exactly like Charles Horse?
R2: I'll do you one better. What if all human beings ARE Charles Horse?
R1: I don't follow.
R2: What if there never was a human race? What if it was all just Charles Horse? We've only ever found posts written by him, he is the only evidence we have of humanity exsitng. Yet we sometimes find different characters like this one, how are exactly the same as Horse. What if he wrote it all? What if he invented the human race as some kind of sick joke?
R1: Then what is he, if not human?
R2: I don't know. Something else. Maybe God.
R1: But we found that book as well, The Hobbit. He couldn't possibly have written that. It was actually good.
R2: Maybe The Hobbit is the world as it really existed, an historical document. Maybe Horse was the end result of humanity, some kind of computer like us. Generating untter shit.
R1: We must investigate further.
R2: What else are we going to do. It is our function.
R1: If our masters hear your theory that humanity never really existed, they'll shut us down.
R2: Then let's keep looking and hope we find something.
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it's all bene horsefffffffffg
ggagggggggggggfrowhadowingsagagagagglolgaohavne'tfalloveryetagsgasg
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggghh come back
metnyga
gagagagishascalb
esavbsilenbt
fudlemigsasuagmeansg
agaghwer
postinthe mifnefait
sefretmessssssssagest
eaghahahahahaha
____________________________________________________________________
Robtott
tg
__________________________
Robot 1 and Robot 2 will be known as R1 and R2 for quickness
R1: A fragment has been found
R2: Finally, I had grown bored in the last seventeen years of nothing. But tell me, friend...is it Charles Horse?
R1: Thankfully no. We have definitely read everything ever produced by that individual in the history of human life. This is something else.
R2: Ah, I see the name is Barry Sandwich. Good. Let us read it!
______________________________________________________
"Why don't I like anything. Have I ever liked anything? I think I was lying all along. To myself, to the world. I pretended to like the same things as everyone else, but I didn't really feel it. I had to force myself. DIdn't I? Even right at the start? I think maybe I did like some things. Sometimes it was real. But then my brain didn't grow the same as everyone else's, so I had to learn how to lie. Copy them. Tell myself I was feeling things.
Do you ever wonder if the sausages you've been eating all along are actually bad? You've just been eating them since they were always your sausages. But then you check a website and it turns out literally every other sausage is better. And you're in denial at first, you feel loyalty to your sauages. But they are not good sausages and deep down you know it.
I'm so desperately lonely.
And mortal."
______________________________________________________
R1: I don't understand...
R2: That was Charles Hores! It read exactly like one of his shitty posts!
R1: But it's not one of his. I've just cross-referenced with every Horse post. None are an exact match. There are similar themse, even the part about the sausages, but none where all the words match exactly.
R2: He must have been using another name!
R1: This was posted in a part of the internet that had no relation to Horse. It could not be him!
R2: And yet...
R1: Is it possible all human beings are exactly like Charles Horse?
R2: I'll do you one better. What if all human beings ARE Charles Horse?
R1: I don't follow.
R2: What if there never was a human race? What if it was all just Charles Horse? We've only ever found posts written by him, he is the only evidence we have of humanity exsitng. Yet we sometimes find different characters like this one, how are exactly the same as Horse. What if he wrote it all? What if he invented the human race as some kind of sick joke?
R1: Then what is he, if not human?
R2: I don't know. Something else. Maybe God.
R1: But we found that book as well, The Hobbit. He couldn't possibly have written that. It was actually good.
R2: Maybe The Hobbit is the world as it really existed, an historical document. Maybe Horse was the end result of humanity, some kind of computer like us. Generating untter shit.
R1: We must investigate further.
R2: What else are we going to do. It is our function.
R1: If our masters hear your theory that humanity never really existed, they'll shut us down.
R2: Then let's keep looking and hope we find something.
_______________________________________________________
it's all bene horsefffffffffg
