CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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hjn no point in thing of the day
can't express mysef
retarded
small brain
limitations
there is nothing
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I'm depresse dn I'm just goig to die anyway so I may as well not be derpessed BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S WHA TI AM
ntohign wrosk
no conventional wisdom
so just ignore me
please
i'tsl
I AM THE WANK MONSTer
______________
"Excuse me, do you happen to know where the Wise Woman lives?" Berty asked the huge mothman standing before him.
"I AM THE MOTHMAN OF THE WOODS AND YOU WILL BE MY NEXT...OUCH!"
Susie had thrown a rock at the Mothman's face.
"Susie! Honestly, you and your rocks..." said Berty.
"He's evil, you morontard!" said Susie, slightly angry with Berty's laid back trusting attitude. "He eats pensises!"
"Oh," said Berty. "That is quite evil, unless he has a good reason?"
"I DON'T," said the Mothman. "I'M JUST THAT EVIL."
Berty killed him with a roundhouse kick to the groin.
"Funny, I didn't mean to kill him," said Berty, strangely monotone.
"His brain is in his groin," said Susie. "I'm sorry for calling you a morontard, it's just that...it's not safe here, in the woods."
"I'm seeing that," said Berty. Had he been changed by this experience?
"Come on, let's go and see if we can't find the Wise Woman," said Susie, taking Berty by the arm, but he wouln't move.
"Shouldn't we give the mothman a good Christian burial?" he asked.
"I don't think the mothman was a Christian," said Susie. "In fact he once rubbed his erect penis against an open bible while flying outside my window."
"Oh," said Berty, defeated. They started walking again, in silence.
"So..." said Susie, eventully.
"Why don't you tell me about yourself," said Berty. "How did you become an emo?"
"A boy broke my heart," said Susie. "He told me he loved me. Turned out he only wanted me to suck his dick during The Simpsons."
"How horrible," said Berty, still sounding flat.
"Yeah, he wasn't very nice. He said the only thing that made The Simpsons bearable was a good blowjob," she said. "I eventually found out he was a paedophile who would think about Bart Simpsons while I sucked his dick. So I ran away to the woods and that's where Lemo found me and recruited me for the emo army. I was never really into it, always meant to go home...but it's been three years now. Three years with emos and lion-bots and mothmen and...KILLER CLOWN!"
"HAHAHAHA!" said Killer Clown, jumping out from behind a tree. "I AM KILLER CLOW AND I'M HERE TO..."
"Got to Hell," said Berty, non-plussed, casually knocking Killer Clown out with a roundhouse kick. "He's not dead is he?"
"No," said Susie, checking Killer Clown's pulse. "Just stunned!"
"Good," said Berty. "Well, let's be going..."
"Hang on," said Susie. "I heard once, from one of the emos, that Killer Clown keeps maps up his ass! I mean, it's a longshot, that he'd have a map up there, let alone one leading us to the Wise Woman, but..."
She pulled down Killer Clown's baggy clown pants, stuck her hand straight up his asshole and pulled out a shit-stained map!
"Success!" she said.
"I can't believe it!" said Berty. "Maybe miracles do happen."
"Oh no!" said Susie. "The smell of shit is attracting...SHIT-EATING EAGLES!"
hjn no point in thing of the day
can't express mysef
retarded
small brain
limitations
there is nothing
fa
g
jj
j
I'm depresse dn I'm just goig to die anyway so I may as well not be derpessed BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S WHA TI AM
ntohign wrosk
no conventional wisdom
so just ignore me
please
i'tsl
I AM THE WANK MONSTer
______________
"Excuse me, do you happen to know where the Wise Woman lives?" Berty asked the huge mothman standing before him.
"I AM THE MOTHMAN OF THE WOODS AND YOU WILL BE MY NEXT...OUCH!"
Susie had thrown a rock at the Mothman's face.
"Susie! Honestly, you and your rocks..." said Berty.
"He's evil, you morontard!" said Susie, slightly angry with Berty's laid back trusting attitude. "He eats pensises!"
"Oh," said Berty. "That is quite evil, unless he has a good reason?"
"I DON'T," said the Mothman. "I'M JUST THAT EVIL."
Berty killed him with a roundhouse kick to the groin.
"Funny, I didn't mean to kill him," said Berty, strangely monotone.
"His brain is in his groin," said Susie. "I'm sorry for calling you a morontard, it's just that...it's not safe here, in the woods."
"I'm seeing that," said Berty. Had he been changed by this experience?
"Come on, let's go and see if we can't find the Wise Woman," said Susie, taking Berty by the arm, but he wouln't move.
"Shouldn't we give the mothman a good Christian burial?" he asked.
"I don't think the mothman was a Christian," said Susie. "In fact he once rubbed his erect penis against an open bible while flying outside my window."
"Oh," said Berty, defeated. They started walking again, in silence.
"So..." said Susie, eventully.
"Why don't you tell me about yourself," said Berty. "How did you become an emo?"
"A boy broke my heart," said Susie. "He told me he loved me. Turned out he only wanted me to suck his dick during The Simpsons."
"How horrible," said Berty, still sounding flat.
"Yeah, he wasn't very nice. He said the only thing that made The Simpsons bearable was a good blowjob," she said. "I eventually found out he was a paedophile who would think about Bart Simpsons while I sucked his dick. So I ran away to the woods and that's where Lemo found me and recruited me for the emo army. I was never really into it, always meant to go home...but it's been three years now. Three years with emos and lion-bots and mothmen and...KILLER CLOWN!"
"HAHAHAHA!" said Killer Clown, jumping out from behind a tree. "I AM KILLER CLOW AND I'M HERE TO..."
"Got to Hell," said Berty, non-plussed, casually knocking Killer Clown out with a roundhouse kick. "He's not dead is he?"
"No," said Susie, checking Killer Clown's pulse. "Just stunned!"
"Good," said Berty. "Well, let's be going..."
"Hang on," said Susie. "I heard once, from one of the emos, that Killer Clown keeps maps up his ass! I mean, it's a longshot, that he'd have a map up there, let alone one leading us to the Wise Woman, but..."
She pulled down Killer Clown's baggy clown pants, stuck her hand straight up his asshole and pulled out a shit-stained map!
"Success!" she said.
"I can't believe it!" said Berty. "Maybe miracles do happen."
"Oh no!" said Susie. "The smell of shit is attracting...SHIT-EATING EAGLES!"
