Things that COMPLETELY LIKE TOTALLY AMAZE Davina McCall

[headvoid]

Following on from another thread, I see a theme.

THINGS THAT AMAZE DAVINA MCCALL

The next thing we are doing is placing the hot and the cold taps the wrong way round for 8 hours, THEN SWAPPING THEM AGAIN> OOOOH...... MY.......GOD

He's reaching for it, he's going to do it, *snigger* look at his face, he's confused about the slight tepidness of the water, it's warming, OH I@M GOING TO FAINT THIS IS SO FUNNY!

 

[whisky]

1 Snails - OMG its like a slug with a rock on its back!
2 Sliced bread - can you believe it, a loaf thats already cut! I think I just peed myself a little.
3 Gravity - I just let things go, and they find their own way to the ground, EVERY TIME ARRRRGGGGG!!
4 Black clothes - They are sooooooo cool, I cant bear to wear any other colour
5 Babies - They are like people, but smaller, and they keep falling out me fanny!

 

[Gagh]

So glad I don't watch it. She'd get excited about new lino in the kitchen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And as can see...*sniggger*...oops, can't say that, sounds a bit like NIGGER *gurns*...as you can see...*GIGGLE*...the chairs Ziggy is sitting on...IS MADE OUT OF CHOCLATE! Choclate! Can you believe it!? Evil, Big Brother, evil! She can't believe it! Her, over there, off camera, who I'm pointing to! *gurns* THIS IS BETTER THAN GIVING BIRTH!!!

 

[whisky]

They should do the joke from spin city where they keep replacing the shoes of the least popular housemate with exact copies on half size smaller, until eventually their feet are cripled.

 

[Gagh]

And as can see...*sniggger*...oops, can't say that, sounds a bit like NIGGER *gurns*...as you can see...*GIGGLE*...the chairs Ziggy is sitting on...IS MADE OUT OF CHOCLATE! Choclate! Can you believe it!? Evil, Big Brother, evil! She can't believe it! Her, over there, off camera, who I'm pointing to! *gurns* THIS IS BETTER THAN GIVING BIRTH!!!

*Gives birth to Child #12(a) live on stage*

"SEE, THAT WAS NOTHING TO THE CHOCCY STAIRS - security, can you cut the umbilical please? WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THE BREAK!"

 

[whisky]

Do you think the crowd were shouting "get baby out!"?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Adolf! You were a GENIUS dictator!! Here are your best bits!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? The Goody family BACK in Big Brother! Ooooh, I'm so excited *gurns* I just...I JUST PEED MYSELF!"

*crowd cheer for her pee*

*Jade fakes a miscarriage to get press attention*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*opens rip-off thread "Things that DS posters AREN'T COMPLETELY CYNICAL ABOUT"*

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT THEY PROVED IT WITH PICTURES

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The pic showed her clearly pregnant.. I didn't really get how it was supposed to prove she was faking it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE JUST WAS

Davina: Oh my GOD...an eviction!!! *eats her own fist*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I liked it when she took off Charley "I aint' bein funny" and NOBODY laughed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charely is probably more popular than Davina.

 

[whisky]

I liked it when she took off Charley "I aint' bein funny" and NOBODY laughed.

Then I guess she wasnt being funny

 

[CaptainWacky]

Davina: Ooooooooooh, look at the ROMANCE between Nicky and Liam, SQUEEE! Can you feel the LOVE!?

Audience: ...

Davina: I SAID, CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE!?

Audience: Not really.

Davina: *spontaneously combusts*

 

[Mentalist]

She's not really that bad though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Davina: OOOOH, CRIKEY Mentalist just said I'm not really that bad...I can't believe it! MY FEET JUST FELL OFF.

wait a minute, her feet never fall off...

 

[headvoid]

Woooh, lifts skirt, Mentalist is a bit shirty. Let's have a review of his best bits.

Here he says he's a bit tired! MY.... GOD...

*holds hands to face and wobbles a bit*