Things to remember about TK

[Sadistic Bastard]

1. TK is very much like boys and girls in 3rd grade. You usually throw dirt-clods at the ones you like.
2. If someone is nice to you here, they probably are fishing for information to seal your doom.
3. As with the former Soviet Union: people on TK are usually not as strong as they appear, and people are not usually as weak as they appear...
4. Remember that behaviors that the majority of a society indulges in are usually, by definition, considered "sane". So multiple-personality disorder here is the norm.
5. The women of TK are turned on by dry wit, charm, and well executed cruelty.
6. MissMannersIsAGoddess....ad-nauseum.
7. I only post here when I'm amused by this place. If I stop posting, this place has gone to shit (and yes, my opinion is the only one that matters).

Add your own sage advice.
-SB

 

[jack]

8. Never apologize, especially when you are wrong.

 

[jack]

9. Fall not in love with a Tker, as it will stick to your face.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

2. If someone is nice to you here, they probably are fishing for information to seal your doom.

Ohhhh shit....

 

[OS@M@]

I think AmyScotch is Jillian Bacardi as well as Diamond Gypsy!

 

[Conchaga]

10. If you're new here, don't complain when Gagh negreps you to oblivion.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Miss Tanner discovered that the hard way. But then, she likes hard things.

 

[Conchaga]

11. If you do something to piss people off, don't be shocked when you get your ass handed to you everywhere you go.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

12. Don't beg the female members of TK for attention no matter how much of a permavirgin you are.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

13. Any sympathy thread will attract at least one assholish reply.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Damn I wish I could go back and edit these in as I think of them.

14. No matter how badly you fail, no matter how pwned you are always try to turn it into a victory.

 

[Mentalist]

15. Posting images like this is amusing.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Almost looks like a space flick from the background. I don't remember Dawn of the Dead remake having that scene...

 

[jack]

Yeah remember in the remake? They were in the big armored truck, and he was running around inside starting up the chainsaw, and the driver went around a curve and lurched the truck and he fell into her like that.

Either that, or the acid I took for the film was much stronger than I thought.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Bingo! You're right.

Forgot about that.

 

[jack]

That's almost the best film ever made.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

George Romero's zombie flicks should be in every library.

 

[Conchaga]

16. If missmanners decides to fuck with you because she thinks it's funny, just go ahead and throw in the towel early.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

17. If missmanners decides to fuck you it won't be funny, and show up early and in a towel.

 

[Love Child]

There are alot of fishermen here.