Things you'd like to say to your boss...

[Ishcabittle]

Just because you read some fancy article on disk images doesn't mean that's the best course of action, twit.

 

[Ishcabittle]

You've never had to live paycheck to paycheck, have you?

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'm glad you think you're so cool.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Most of the time you pay me to browse forums and spam.

 

[Ishcabittle]

You know those times I tell you I'm studying for my next certification? Yeah, I'm watching Firefly.

 

[Ishcabittle]

That mustache is quite unbecoming.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Do you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Thanks for the raise.

(yeah, I'd love to say that, every fuckin' day)

 

[Ishcabittle]

Tell you what, why don't YOU work the overtime, and I'll go out for drinks, ok?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Quit reading over my shoulder, and quit picking up on my sales calls.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Ahhh... shit. Listen, thanks for the job and everything, but could you just make an effort to be a little less pretentious and weird? Could you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Give me a job!

 

[Slasher]

Laters!