This is for all those women that don't like the way Men treat them

[starguard]

For all those women in the world today that complain about how they live in a Male Chauvinist world, consider this the next time you complain:



In ancient Peru, when an Aztec King died, all of his wives were put to death right along with him so that they could all share his glory in the afterlife!
When their kings said “Darling I love you to death”, they really meant it

In Alaska, when a male visitor entered the home of a host, it was customary that the man of the house offer his wife to him for sex!
Hey make yourself at home dude. Are you hungry? Thirsty? When was the last time you had some pussy? Want to fuck my wife?

It was also considered to be rude if the guest refused...
My wife’s pussy’s not good enough for you eh? That’s it GET OUT!!


In Midlevel Europe, when a man married a woman, it was expected for her to be a virgin. Once married, before having sex it was customary for the groom to let his father “break her in” first! :idea:
Don’t worry boy, I promise I’ll leave her conscious


In the Middle East, it wasn’t uncommon for a man with more than one wife to sell off the ones he no longer had interest in!
Hey dude, your wife is fine as hell, want to sell her?

Now Bitch, think about this the next time you refuse to bow to your husband “The King”

 

[Mirah]

And your point is?

 

[starguard]

Appreciate Male Dominance and respect the Master

 

[Mandi]

Thanks Star, I needed that laugh. My superior.....how funny!

 

[jack]

You should try thinking yourself, instead of cutting and pasting. I'm just sayin'.

 

[starguard]

You should try thinking yourself, instead of cutting and pasting. I'm just sayin'.

This Sir.. is a masterpiece of my own intellect , not some hob nob that was washed before me to be cut and pasted. Do not insult the master's work, else I'll be forced to follow up on my signature.

 

[jack]

Don't lecture me, assclown.

 

[starguard]

 

[The Question]

Hail to the king, baby!

 

[starguard]

 

[eloisel]

Dear King,

The roof needs repair, the yard needs mowing, the electric bill came in, your son is spending a lot of time in the bathroom at the park. Get busy.

The Queen.

 

[starguard]

....Yes Dear

Oh.. and one question, Why does everyone say that our son looks like the mailman?

 

[eloisel]

Because you are the mailman.

 

[jack]

He is the Walrus. goo goo goo joob.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Ahhhh yes, the middle ages.

When Men were Men, and Women were property.

Then there was the debate if they even had souls....

-SB