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This is starguards Sister Vladimier. While going through his belongings I managed to find his password and have a very sad announcement to make:

Starguards job decided to transfer him from working nights to the day shift! This proved to be too much for him and he decided to take a vacation to "get himself together". While vacationing in California, he mistakenly got caught up in a clash between Illegal Aliens and the US Border patrol. While attempting to flee the violence, I am sad to announce that Starguard was brutally machine-gunned to death in front of a Taco stand in El Segundo!


Shot at 2007-06-27
 
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starguard said:
This is starguards Sister Vladimier. While going through his belongings I managed to find his password and have a very sad announcement to make:

Starguards job decided to transfer him from working nights to the day shift! This proved to be too much for him and he decided to take a vacation to "get himself together". While vacationing in California, he mistakenly got caught up in a clash between Illegal Aliens and the US Border patrol. While attempting to flee the violence, I am sad to announce that Starguard was brutally machine-gunned to death in front of a Taco stand in El Segundo!


Shot at 2007-06-27
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I wish starguard's sister would stop getting all our hopes up like this.
 
Starwho? Why not post some hot 'n sexy pics of yourself sis, so Uncle J can have a HA-HA-HA!!!
 
Why are his pants undone? And, what is that black thing laying there on top of his briefs? Just what was Starguard doing at the Taco stand in Segundo? I bet it wasn't buying Tacos.
 
starguard said:
This is starguards Sister Vladimier. While going through his belongings I managed to find his password and have a very sad announcement to make:

Starguards job decided to transfer him from working nights to the day shift! This proved to be too much for him and he decided to take a vacation to "get himself together". While vacationing in California, he mistakenly got caught up in a clash between Illegal Aliens and the US Border patrol. While attempting to flee the violence, I am sad to announce that Starguard was brutally machine-gunned to death in front of a Taco stand in El Segundo!


Shot at 2007-06-27
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Do tell me STARGUARD's sister, just how long have you been married to him?
 
Actually, that picture is very sad. That guy died horribly and now he is the butt of jokes. Maybe he was a bad guy and deserves no better than this. Maybe he was somebody's son, brother, husband, father - and the people that loved him are still crying over his loss. Some little girl will grow up barely remembering her dad, living in poverty in a single parent home, missing out on the father-daughter dances, prey to all the little boys who learn she's an easy mark because she needs some male attention to fill the void left by her father's death. Some little boy will wind up in alleys making money to support his family by having sex with men he hopes to never meet again. Luci, leave the boy alone - he's got enough problems.
 
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