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This year's BB shite: confirmed

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
All women.

SAM AND AMANDA (Twins) - 18, Newcastle
LESLEY - 60, Gloucestershire
CHARLEY - 21, South London
TRACEY - 36, Cambridgeshire
CHANELLE - 19, Wakefield
SHABNAM - 22, North London
EMILY - 19, Bristol
LAURA - 23, South Wales
NICKY - 27, Watford
CAROLE - 53, London

Who wants to watch that crap? My life is over.
 
I bet the blokes will come in at a different time. It's a two level house, or some shit, isn't it?

I will be completely avoiding it.
 
How is this confirmed?

Also I am thinking probably not worth starting a BB thread on lonaf this year.
 
BTW Wacky, I think you arent seeing the bigger picture of what an all woman BB represents.

After a day they will forget teh cameras are there, and with no men, no need for them to get dressed, cue lots of naked women walking around and talking about sex
 
Wait for what it's like for the guys to go into an estrogen fuelled united front after a couple of days.
 
Blimey, four of them are from London and that's only the girls! Will there really be no blokes tonight, though? I like some variety in my pervery!

And who do we think will win the "mumsy" role? 60 year old Lesley or 53 year old Carole?
 
Its always equal number men equal number women, so no doubt come friday four of the bints will be history and six men will come in.
 
They should have one of the contestants rigged with a thermo-nuclear device BUT NO ONE KNOWS WHO and if that person gets evicted it blows so when the housemates vote THEY COULD VOTE THIER OWN DEAAATTHHHS.
 
The house is somewhere crap like Essex, right? I like this thermonuclear idea..

But there have been rumours for a while that two people might leave within the first couple of days, so Rich's idea makes sense too.
 
She is, which means she'll turn out to be a bitch and get evicted early.

There is one called "Nicky" but she's not much like "Nikki".
 
There's a Welsh woman who talks to fast = closest thing to a Glyn.

I noticed today that this was also mentioned in the paper yesterday under the headline "Big Sister!" lol.

I'm looking forward to that guy turning up, and I liked the idea one of the Big Mouth people had, to send in an incredibly hot gay guy who the girls will all fight over for point.
 
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