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This year's BB to feature...time travel

Half of the contestants will be sent to live in a drab terrace house, where they will have to survive without any mod cons.
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This is what they have spent a year coming up with?

Splitting the house up AGAIN which EVERYONE hates and is boring to watch?


Oh, and into a house that is pretty shit?

YEAH NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE YOU LEMON LIMES.
 
So it'll be about a week in when the next Jade Goody "I'm really dumb BUT THAT MAKES ME FUNNY LOL" wannabe comes storming into the diary room crying about how she "CANT LIV WIVOUT MICROWAVES I MEAN HOW DID PEOPLE LIVE?????"
 
Does the life on mars motife mean that when a housemate is evicted they are run over by a car?
 
The good news is that it's a Daily Star story and therefore almost certainly completely untrue.

They should have them travel back in time to previous BBs and have to interact with the likes of Jon Tickle, Victor, Science and so on.
 
Either that or just have them mauled by sabre tooth tigers.
 
only the arabs
 
sounds like a FAKE
 
Daily Star. Fake. DENNY CRANE.
 
YOU'LL HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE, KHAN, YOU'LL HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE!!!
 
I'vE DONE MUCH WORSE THAN RAPE YOU, CAPTAIN
 
Hmm. Morally questionable Kirk's son/AIDS joke comes to mind.
 
"I've never forgiven AIDS...for the death of my boy."
 
"I haven't seen that man in 20 years and now he's trying to give my boy AIDS!"
 
"Admiral, there be AIDS here!"
 
"Those are not the hell your AIDS!"
 
"Second star to the right, and straight on until AIDS."
 
"How we deal with AIDS is at least as important as how we deal with LIFE, wouldn't you say?"

"As I indicated, Captain, that thought had not occurred to me."
 
full AIDS, damn you!
 
Daily Star is reporting a gay wedding, so thankfully that's another thing we don't have to worry about.
 
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