Thor: Ragnarok

[CaptainWacky]

I couldn't be bothered trying to find the Civil War thread (and I think the board was down at the time we all saw the movie so nobody posted in it anyway) so let's just have this thread really early instead!



I hope the whole movie's like this.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Civil War is one of the dullest action movies I can remember. The only bit I liked was Giant Man.

 

[Cassie]

Is it actually pronounced furry. I BET IT IS.

 

[The Question]

You know, eventually they're going to run out of ideas. Then we'll get films like MARK RUFFALO, SECRET BUFFALO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it actually pronounced furry. I BET IT IS.

Everything should be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Loktar]

"These Asgard coins are worth a gazillon dollars!"

Poor naïve Thor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hey this looks pretty great.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Soon there will be nothing but wisecracking superhero movies on screens and TV networks o'er the land.

 

[Mentalist]

You know, eventually they're going to run out of ideas. Then we'll get films like MARK RUFFALO, SECRET BUFFALO.

If Mark Ruffalo was a pillow he'd be called Mark Fluffalo.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If Chris Hemsworth was a pillow...

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was funny how Trek Movie retweeted the trailer with "before Chris Hemsworth returns in Star Trek 4, see him in Thor!" as if that movie's actually happening.

 

[The Question]

If Mark Ruffalo was a pillow he'd be called Mark Fluffalo.

And if he was a marijuana cigarette, he'd be Mark Puffalo.

 

[Mentalist]

If he was a huge Insane Clown Posse fan he'd be called Mark Juggalo.

 

[The Question]

If he gets into a fight and they discover he started it, is it a Mark Scuffle-O?

 

[Loktar]

If he was a dog he'd be Mark Ruffalo.
If he was a cow he'd be Mark Buffalo.
If he was the spokesman for Duff beer he'd be Mark Duffalo.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If he were a disreputable maker of adult films he'd be Mark Snuffaho.

 

[The Question]

Ahhh, and through our mass dementia we have uncovered the Pale-Face alter-ego of Chief Slappaho, greatest War Chief of the Wuppa-Nass Nation.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Who was the bitter arch-rival of the creation of Mychael Knight on Project Runway, Captain Save-a-ho.

 

[whisky]

I guess if he was in Harry Potter he would be Mark Hufflrpuffalow?