Those god damned Cardy bastards!

[RobL]

Just pulled out Chief O'Brians tooth!

I think we need to go over there and kick their asses.

 

[Mentalist]

Captian Maxwell just hit the big boot into Evek's head!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD!!

 

[RobL]

He deserved it.

 

[RobL]

Picard: And take this message back to your people, Macet; If they try to pull this shit again, I'm going to put my boot so far up their asses that they will be tasting Federation boot polish for a month!

Macet: wha?

Picard: That's right, bitch. Now get your stinky Cardy ass off my Starship!

^ How I would have ended "The Wounded".

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW COME the weapons build-up never wnet anywhere

 

[Gagh]

Cos the makeup to do Cardassians would have cost too much due to SPINER'S VAST WAGE DEMANDS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

 

[Gagh]

And what did he spend it on? DRUGS! He even did a guest appearance on JOEY just for COKE.

 

[Mentalist]

Mr Roboto.. LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mr Roboto is Garak's SISTER (I don't know)

 

[The Question]

But... but... I thought Garak was Garak's sister!

 

[CaptainWacky]

no that's MR EKO