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Those Jeans

How long do you go before washing your jeans?

A. After every wear
B. 1 week
C. 1 month
D. Never
E. Other
F. Since this is a jeans question I don't need a "Pants" option so just fuck off!
G. I don't fucking wear jeans
 
How long do you go before washing your jeans?

A. After every wear
B. 1 week
C. 1 month
D. Never
E. Other
F. Since this is a jeans question I don't need a "Pants" option so just fuck off!
G. I don't fucking wear jeans

Once a month I soak my jeans in Maker's Mark whiskey and scrub them with tobacco leaves I import specifically for this task from Nicaragua. Then I drag them behind my truck with a chain to dry.
 
Its been awhile since I wore jeans. When I did wear them I washed them every week with the rest of my laundry.
 
depends on how dirty they are. If I wear them for work out in the country, I have to wash them after 1 day. If I wear them indoors, I wash them after about 3 days.

Bought 2 pairs of new ones today. One even fits as if it was taylor-made =) YAY! (and makes me look slimmer - double YAY!)
 
Now I remember why I don't wear these jeans anymore. Cleaning out the closet with a friend today and found an old pair. Put them on, wore them around the house for a little while.

They were manufactured in the beginning of "Lets make low-rise jeans that keep falling off your hips so everyone can see the crack of your ass and make you look like a plumber except you are a girl so it will be really really weird"
 
Once a month I soak my jeans in Maker's Mark whiskey and scrub them with tobacco leaves I import specifically for this task from Nicaragua. Then I drag them behind my truck with a chain to dry.

I bet the women just fall all over temselves to suck your balls.
 
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