Thoughts thread

[CaptainWacky]

Post thoughts you have had in this thread.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was just thinking about how I've never heard anyone say the word "preternatural" in real life, but I read it in books often.

I didn't say they had to be interesting thoughts.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar's Brain: Damn, Randy's mom is hot.

(Randy is a friend I play poker and pool with on Saturday nights)

You're never too old to make lame Mom jokes with your friends.

 

[Dershocka]

My feet hurt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would I survive in Hyrule? I wouldn't be good at hunting animals but there's always plenty of apples to eat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I watch too many Super Mario 64 speedruns.

 

[Loktar]

Does this dress make me look fat?

yes it does.

 

[Dr Dave]

Will Loktar hit on Randy's mom?

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar's Brain: Damn, Randy's mom is hot.

(Randy is a friend I play poker and pool with on Saturday nights)

You're never too old to make lame Mom jokes with your friends.

 

[Dr Dave]

My backpack currently smells like green onions (my bff game me some).

 

[Loktar]

Will Loktar hit on Randy's mom?

And violate the bro code? No way, dude.

 

[Loktar]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie pop?

The world may never know........unless we conduct an independent study that doesn't involve lying government sellout owls.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do any of us deserve to live? Do we all deserve to live?

 

[Dershocka]

Do smoking too much, and pooping too much have a direct correlation? Am I even using that correctly in a sentence? Have I ever used anything correctly in a sentence? Why am I not smart enough to be rich without working? Are dumb people happier than smart people? If so, does that make me intelligent?

 

[Dershocka]

Is my penis average size? Is it's shrunken state the average size of other peni in their shrunken state? Is peni a real plural form of the word penis? If not, it should be.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is an "all-natural organic" burrito actually good for you?

 

[Loktar]

T-Rump is a good rapper name for Trump since he acts like an ass and raps girls by grabbing them by the pussy.

 

[Dershocka]

T-rump aka "The Donald" sounds better.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Time is such a false construct.

 

[Dershocka]

How does one begin to perceive time differently? By not acknowledging it whatsoever? It would be possible if not for human commitments such as jobs, sleep, and personal masturbation time. Or sex, if you're in a relationship, or have a f buddy, or blowup doll/ sexbot. Although the one thing that makes me want to forget the concept of time is sex. If only I can get the woman to forget it, then she won't realize how short, or how long it took to finish. Although, I suppose as long satisfaction is met by both(or more?) Parties involved the amount time to reach said satisfaction isn't an issue. So time has no place in the act of coitus. There's enough to think about as it is.

Now I wonder how long it will take me to forget about sex. So in the end, time no matter how it's perceived, is gonna fuck us one way or another.