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Thread For More WEIRD SMUT?!

The Question

Eternal
Yep!

BAD HABITS
Storm clouds scattered sunset’s dying flare as the man who called himself Joshua Tower sprinted through the alley behind Centennial Market. A siren wailed past the mouth of the alley, far behind him, and continued on into the distance. He didn’t rest easy; they’d realize they’d passed him soon enough, then they’d circle back -- and by now, he figured, there would be more in the area establishing a search grid. Being out of the open when that happened was going to be the difference between spending the night in a suite at the Hilton and spending it in far less appealing accommodations downtown.
A low rumble crossed the sky. He looked up as the first raindrops hit his watch cap, spotted the thickly stuffed olive-green bag slung over his shoulder. That’s when he saw the low spire of a church stabbing at the darkening sky.

They moved in silent unison, poetry in their limbs, fluid motion. The flickering amber light from wall sconces lent a warmth to their cold machinery, provided the sense of humanity that the cold precision of their activity stripped away.
One of them paused, looked up; the others froze as well, looking to her. None broke the silence. She focused on a sound it seemed only she could hear. Finally, she shook her head, the smallest trace of worry at her eyes. The others nodded and returned to their meditation, but there was now a palpable sense of vigilance in the simple, dimly lit room. Such was the order given, though not a word had been wasted. Words, for them, had long ago become unnecessary for communication, at least amongst themselves.
Another pearl of thunder rolled across the rim of the skies over their home.
Worst Cat-Burglar Ever
Striking on the idea of concealing himself from the police in a church had been exceedingly easy; actually getting into the building without being seen would not be. He’d grown up in a religious family -- it seemed like a million years ago -- but his familiarity with the run-of-the-mill church building wasn’t going to help him here, he reflected, because this was almost certainly not a run-of-the-mill church structure.
The perimeter of the church’s property was fenced, and this was not some pansy little waist-high decoration, either; this was a tall, very very serious fence. The topmost horizontal rail was a good six inches taller than his own six feet, and reaching further still to the heavens were closely set vertical bars that flattened and tapered into angry-looking spikes.
Beyond this obstacle was an expansive, flat and uncomfortably unobstructed lawn not of grass but of finely crushed rock; it looked to him like a Zen garden he’d seen in a book a very long time ago. There would be no cover between him and the street, and he would probably leave very visible footprints, especially now that the rain was coming down -- he’d never walked on anything like crushed rock, but looking at it made him worry that it would imprint like wet sand or thick mud.
The sound of a distant helicopter.erased all his hesitation, however. He heaved his heavy green bag to one shoulder, then straight-armed it up and over the fence. It hit the courtyard on the other side with a thick plop. Easy enough.
He wedged his fingers into the fence and pulled himself up, one handhold at a time. The metal was already slick with the rain, and cold. He almost got stuck at the top bar until, shouting with the effort of it, he pulled his leg up and over the top of the spikes so that for a split-second he stood straddling them. Then he swung his other leg over and pushed himself off of the fence, landing on his ass in the wet sand.
His palms were red and tender where they had caught him as he landed. He stared at them for a moment, confused as to why this should be. Then he bolted to his feet, remembering his exposed position, and grabbed his bag; he kept an eye on the road until he felt he was safely out of sight back along the wide, wet flank of the building.
He looked back in time to see a Harley-Davidson and its rider glide past the church; this, it turned out, had been what he’d mistaken for the sound of an approaching helicopter. He blew air through his teeth and rolled his eyes, then turned and continued along the wall as the rain thickened and the bike roared off into the distance.
Amber light flickered in a frosted-glass window up ahead. A candle? Was the power out here? He looked over his shoulder a second time; no, the street lights were coming on in rapid succession from one end of the street to the other. That didn’t rule out the power being out in this specific building, though, and that could be immensely helpful. He found a dry section of wall under an overhang and unzipped the side compartment of his back.
Inside was a 9 millimeter pistol in a cross-draw shoulder holster and two spare magazines of ammunition. He slipped the holster on and dropped the spare magazines into the left front pocket of his jeans, then closed the zippered compartment his weapon had been riding in.
He knew he shouldn’t open the main compartment -- he couldn’t fathom a dumber thing to do, in fact, and considering his current circumstances, he wasn’t feeling much like a genius, so that was saying something. And yet... he wanted to see it. He had to see it, just to reassure himself that it was real. That he’d really pulled it off...
Slowly, he unzipped the main compartment, leaned forward and inhaled deeply, drawing the aroma of fresh currency into his nostrils, savoring the clean linen scent. He slid a small black box -- a cellular telephone jammer which had, at least so far, prevented anyone from detonating any dye packs -- off to the side to get a look at the thick, tightly-wrapped stacks of $100 bills which filled the bag to almost beyond capacity.
“Ahhhhh...” his eyes closed and a gigantic smile lit his face. Then a pair of headlight beams slashed along the wall and got him moving again. He rounded a corner to the back of the building and spotted a railing that bordered a short but steep flight of concrete stairs down to a door. Sinking into the shadowed stairwell, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He would have preferred to simply wait things out there, but the rain had by this time redoubled its ferocity, drenching him through his thick clothes; now the wind gusted, chilling him to the core.
He wasn’t even entirely sure about the Gore-Tex bag that held his stolen fortune; certainly the material was water repellent, but not water proof, and though it would most likely restrain the product of an exploded dye-pack, it probably wouldn’t keep the bills inside fresh and crisp for long in a downpour like this.
He placed his ear to the door, listening attentively for any sound that might indicate an inhabited room beyond -- the very last thing he wanted to do now that he’d gone to all this trouble to escape the sharp eye of the law would be to kick in a door and be face to face with a room full of Bible-thumpers. There was no sound from inside, at least that he could pick up over the hushed roar of rain and the whistle of cold wind.
He turned the knob to get a feel for how thick the bolt was. The door opened. “Huh!” he blinked.
He slipped inside, shut and locked the door behind him. The room was utterly dark; with no way to see where he was going -- or, indeed, anything at all -- he crept along the wall, feeling his way with his boots and fingertips.
Through a door at the far end of the room, he could barely discern what sounded like machinery. He continued along the wall, trying in the meantime to decide whether he should set his bag down here, where it would be out of sight and allow him to move unencumbered. Reluctantly, he did.
The sounds clarified; they were almost regular but the timing was just off enough. And there was nothing under them to suggest motors, just the clank of metal on metal. He paused; after what seemed like forever, the sounds faded. A door closed somewhere. He exhaled.
Sisters Of Power And Grace
“Something’s not right.” Sister Sixteen spoke quietly.
Sister Twenty-Four cast a worried look back at the door. “What’s wrong?”
“I don’t know for certain.” They turned a corner and entered the locker room, peeling un-self-consciously out of their plain black meditation clothing. “But the building feels wrong tonight. Something is missing, or something is here that shouldn’t be.”

Easing the door open an inch at a time, his eyes widened in surprise. Flickering amber light spilled from wall sconces, jumping and dancing across the cold concrete floor. That floor would be a problem; rainwater still dripped from his clothes and his shoes were filled with it.
He didn’t want to be that close to any door that could be opened for inspection from outside the building, though. He crept into the room and saw that the machinery he’d heard was gym equipment. “The hell…?”
What kind of a church was this? Continuing along the wall, he heard quiet voices. He flattened himself against it, immediately regretting the move as the cold water in his clothes pressed into his skin.
“… building feels wrong tonight. Something is…” the voice faded, moving away.
Okay, he thought. Probably not a good idea to move any deeper. He took a longer look around this bizarre room, half Gold’s Gym and half mediaeval dungeon. There was nowhere to hide. Nowhere that would even begin to look like cover. Not a good idea to stay here,.not a good idea to go back. “Shit.” he muttered under his breath.
There was no choice; he had to move deeper. He cracked the door open just as the sound of showers echoed out into a long, sconce-lit corridor before him. One side of the corridor featured distantly-spaced, narrow frosted-glass windows. Probably the ones he’d seen on his way in through the sheets of rain.
The other side of the corridor was lined with doors. Three doors down, the corridor broke in a three-way intersection. It was from here that the sound of showers came. He slid to the first door, tried the knob – locked up tight. The showers stopped. He reached the second door, also locked.
Voices came again:
“…tomorrow’s exhibition…” A drawer closing.
“…interference from the…” Footsteps. He caught the knob of the third and final door – his heart raced in his chest as he turned the knob – it opened. He slid through into darkness, cursing under his breath.
“Who is that?” a woman demanded in the darkness. He jumped, yelping as if struck, his already-keyed-up nerves slammed with ice. When the woman screamed, he screamed right along with her. The door slammed open, knocking him backward and into the woman, who had taken to her feet behind him.
The light burst the room into searing detail. The wooden floor gleamed as he saw it coming up to meet him and threw his arms out, landing gracelessly on ass and hands. The woman behind him had deftly leapt away when they’d collided. He stared up from the floor, alone, at two women.
The one standing in the doorway was dressed all in black; tall black boots, long pleated black skirts, some sort of frock and a black hood, all of this muted, non-reflective. Her skin was deathly pale, her eyes the color of new ice. The expression on her face was shocking – not for any emotion it bore, but for the utter lack of emotion he saw there until she arched a pale eyebrow in something that rested in the space between scorn, fascination and amusement.
The woman behind him wore a similar expression, though far less clothing. One hundred percent less clothing, in point of fact. Both were small of stature, and although he couldn’t see much of the one in the doorway, the one standing nude behind him was lean and lithe, with the faintest definition of muscle in limbs, chest, abdominals… it took him a moment more to notice the oddity they shared.
Like the woman in the doorway, her skin and eyes were the color of ivory and blue ice. He couldn’t tell if the two women also shared the same hair color, though – frost white. They shared nearly everything else. Twins.
“How did you get in here?” the nude woman asked, apparently over her shock at his unappointed visit.
“I have nothing to say.” he answered, climbing to his feet. This was exactly what he had not wanted to go through. He looked down at the five-foot-even women from his six foot height. Wiry as they were, they weren’t going to stand in his way for long, and his way now was out. There was a chance – however slim – that, so long as he spoke as little as possible and got out as quickly as possible, he might make it to a bus stop before anyone at the church could get the cops back here. It was his best shot now for getting away clean, and he meant to take it.
He moved toward the door. A slim arm slid through his, anchoring him. At the same time, the woman in the doorway moved forward with surprising speed, wrapping her arms around him and squeezing him in an inescapable bearhug.
More soft footfalls approached the doorway; three more women stepped into the room as he struggled in the combined grip of the nude woman and her twin – wait… he craned his neck to get a better view of the three new arrivals to the room.
Not her twin.
Three identical hooded faces gazed impassively back at him. He looked down at the face of the woman who held him immobile. Same face. Same as the naked one behind him
“What the hell?” he choked out. “What are you bitches, clones?” None of them answered. The ones outside the door looked to the ones holding him captive. He felt the one behind him nod, and he was being carried, still upright, out of the room. “Where are you taking me?” he demanded. “What the fuck are you doing?!”
One of the women standing in the doorway stepped forward, “Taking you to see The Mother.” she answered. The others stepped forward with her; together, they surrounded him, lifting him bodily from the floor between them, dampening his every move, carrying him inexorably toward the doorway.
They proceeded, mostly in silence, down the faintly lit corridor; his struggling and cursing made no difference to them, neither slowing them with its muted ferocity nor shocking them with its vulgarity.
They soon approached a cavernous basilica. High, narrow stained-glass windows, black except where the blaze of firelight reflected back from their marbled panes, gave the only solid indication of just how vast the room was. They bore him tirelessly, relentlessly toward what must have been the doors to the vestibule.
He thought, for a moment, that they were going to simply throw him out, despite what they’d said about taking him to meet “The Mother.” Maybe they meant Mother Nature or something, he hoped. That would leave him with a pretty good puzzle to solve, getting his money back. On the other hand, maybe they’d just toss him out on his ass and not bother with cops; they seemed like a pretty fucking weird bunch here, maybe a cult of some kind. Nun clones. Our Lady Of Xerox. He thought to himself, and abruptly burst out laughing.
“You fail to appreciate your situation, Mr. Tower.” the voice of an old woman floated to him from somewhere beyond the curtain of hoods in front of him. He couldn’t immediately spot the source.
“Who the fuck are you? Where the fuck are you?!” this entire place was starting to seriously creep him out. He didn’t want to do it –– it would completely clusterfuck his plans for getting out of here sans police attention –– all the same, the gun inside his jacket was becoming more and more comforting.
One of the women off to his right slipped a hand inside his jacket, without even looking at him, and withdrew his pistol. “Hey!” he protested.
“I can’t let you keep that.” the sourceless voice scolded. “This is sanctified ground.”
“The fuck it is!” he shouted. “It’s a cult, or something!”
The old woman stepped out from a hallway separating the basilica and the vestibule doors. She was frail, stooped; clearly well beyond her time. She also bore an unmistakable resemblance to the women surrounding him. “You could not be more wrong.”
The women surrounding him lifted his feet from the floor again and carried him toward her. “What is this shit?” he asked, more quietly.
“I’ve lived in this building for sixty two years.” she said. “I was thirteen years old when I came to this country with my father, after the war. He was a brilliant scientist, what in English is called a geneticist. He was forced to work on research called Projekt: Spiegel-Engel.”
“Mirror Angel?” he murmured. He looked up. “How the fuck did I know that? I don’t speak German, what the fuck?!”
“You know, Mr. Tower,” the old woman sounded tired. “I grow weary of your vulgarity. I believe you could benefit from a spiritual awakening.”
With that, the women turned, pivoting him –– still inches off the floor –– between them, and moved back again in the direction they’d come.
“Hey!” he shouted. “Wait! What the fuck –– hey –– “ a delicate but iron-hard hand slipped over his mouth as the blazing firelight of the basilica faded into the softer flicker of the corridor.
 
The heads around him moved as if in conversation, but not a word was spoken as they paused outside the door to the bedroom where they’d finally caught him. Black-hooded heads shook, and they continued on.
He wanted to ask them where they were taking him, but trying to speak would be pointless; with that hand over his mouth, he wouldn’t be able to get anything intelligible out, and was he just the smallest bit frightened? Just the littlest bit? Yes, indeed he was.
They were stronger than him, despite being smaller; he was apparently seriously outnumbered. And the fact of the matter was that however they might or might not differ from normal women, this entire place and all of them were unbelievably damned creepy.
Then he realized where they were taking him, just as they got there –– the workout room. The door swung open as the six carrying him lowered him back to the floor, although they didn’t let him go.
He realized with dread that they weren’t the ones who had opened the door –– it had been opened from the inside. Another eight women stood inside, waiting, their faces impassive.
Oh, shit. he thought. A faint smile creased each of fourteen identical faces.
The women surrounding him released his arms and guided him by sheer numbers into the room. The women inside converged on him. One at the head of the group appraised him coldly and said, “Your clothes are soaking wet.”
Hands reached out, seizing buttons and zippers, while arms encircles his forearms and shoulders, firm calves entwined his legs from ankles to knees.
“And you’ve gotten our clothes wet, as well.” she spoke again. Hoods were pushed back from inhumanly beautiful faces; firelight danced on pale shoulders, biceps, breasts, midsections… their ink-black habits fell to the floor in a crowd of whispers.
“Oh, god…” he stared around him in bewilderment, dread and lust.
“There is no God.” their speaker shrugged. “There is only the purity of Reason and the virtue of discipline. You are not a virtuous man. But you soon will be.” She stepped forward as the others released him, wrapping her arms around him, pressing her breasts into his chest and straddling his stiffening member without taking him inside her.
He tried to move; the temptation to take her then and there was overpowering –– but her arms had pinned his to his sides and short of toppling them both to the floor, he couldn’t move a single pitiful centimeter.
She stared up at him, stoic. “Temptation is strong, isn’t it?”
Unable to form a coherent sentence, he simply nodded.
“We are stronger. We’ve mastered temptation here, and so –– as you’re now only beginning to learn –– it can no longer master us.” She cocked her head, seemingly reading his thoughts. “I see that you fail to take my meaning.”
She pushed him away. The others caught him as she stepped forward, lifting him bodily into the air, turning him over so that he was staring down as their faces gazed impassively up at him.
They lowered him nearly to the floor, hands holding him, bodies moving away, new ones moving in, and then warmth closed over his entire body, from his neck to his feet, and now he was suspended two feet from the floor, held aloft in four pairs of dangerously powerful thighs.
They squeezed him gently, not enough to hurt him, but enough to demonstrate that they were far more than capable of doing so if they wished to. He looked to the side, his eyes wide and panicky, barely meeting the gaze of their speaker.
He couldn’t speak, himself –– they weren’t squeezing him hard enough to wind him; he was simply terrified beyond the capacity for speech.
She seemed to know what he would have said. “We won’t hurt you. But you know that it can be done, don’t you?” He clenched his eyes shut. “With a gesture, I could allow them to dispose of you, and the last sound you hear would be the crunch of your body crumbling as they crush you like an insect. And it would mean no more to us than your thieving means to you.”
He gasped out, “God, are you people psychic, too?”
She shook her head, her body shaking slightly with contained laughter. “No, Mr. Tower.” she disappeared from his view momentarily, and his bag hit the floor next to them with a thick plop. “The radio jamming device was fairly clever.” she admitted, then qualified the compliment: “Almost certainly not your own idea?”
“It… was… my idea.” he grunted.
“Mmm.” she turned her head slightly, and the four pairs of legs parted, dropping him to the floor on his face. “Then you might be useful, after all.”
“Ow.”
“Poor thing.” she hauled him to his feet by his chin. “You have no doubt noticed,” she said as her sisters encircled them both, “that we have no lights here, other than oil lamps. We likewise have no telephone service, or you would never have made it further into our home than this room. You would instead…” she traced a sharp fingernail over his bare chest, a dozen hands mimicking the gesture along his arms and back, making him shiver uncontrollably, “have gone either to jail… or perhaps to a small metal drawer.”
He tried to back away, but there was nowhere to back away to. “You will entertain us tonight.” she decided. “And in the morning, you will be escorted to… wherever it is that has the supplies you’ll need. Three of us will take you there and bring you back. You will repair our electrical system.”
“And then can I go?”
The womens’ expressions were abruptly pradatory. Hungry. Wolfish. “No.”
He gawked at the jarring display of emotion. “What’s with the shark grin? And what do you mean I can’t leave?”
She pressed herself against him again –– the rest followed suit, as best they were able. She nuzzled his neck, then brushed her lips over his, a touch lighter than the whisper of a hot midnight breeze. “We like you.” she pouted. “We’re going to like you very much. And you’ll do… whatever we want you to do… whenever we want you to…”
“But there’s only one of –– “
“Doesn’t matter…” she whispered, and his blood went cold even as certain other parts of him heated up at the suggestion. She pulled back again, grabbing his arms as the others let go. “Let’s play!” she declared.
She pulled him down, coiling her legs under him and holding his wrists in a manacle grip, then pushed up, holding him precariously on straightened legs. She folded her knees, slowly, bringing him down again, then straightening him back up and over.
The others stood silently, watching. Waiting. Waiting for their turns.
She brought him down once again, parting her lean, well-muscled thighs to brace his waist in them, then urging him with her arms until he stared down at her breasts, her thighs snug against his ribs.
When she slowly wrapped her arms around the back of his head and lifted her calves, he had already forgotten his fear of what four other pairs of legs could have done to him. “You’ve forgotten too quickly.” she whispered –– when he looked up, not having understood her, she locked her ankles above him and pulled his mouth and nose into her cleavage, sealing them and crushing in on him.
He immediately panicked, shouting his fear and submission into her, thrashing furiously for escape and for air and for relief of the pressure on him. She bore down, holding him immobile and helpless until his struggling subsided, a look of bliss etched in her closed eyes, her pale, smiling lips. The other women watched, hungry and impatient.
She let up on the pressure; he tried to pull away, but she wouldn’t let him go entirely, instead holding him gently but firmly to her as he gasped, coughed, sputtered.
Before he could speak, shout or curse, she whispered warmly in his ear, “Don’t forget again. Remember: focus is a virtue. Logic is divine. You will stay with us as long as you serve a purpose here. Get up now; I’ll have you first, but we all share here.” She released him completely.
He eyed the door, but only for a second. He knew there was no way he was getting out, and as long as he behaved himself, well… why would he want to escape?
One of them wrapped her arms around his from behind, slid her leg along his, teasingly, slowly, and ran a warm tongue slowly from his shoulder to his neck, then nibbled her way to his earlobe, and he was hard again.
She giggled softly in his ear, the sound only barely audible, then squeezed him tightly and hoisted him into the air, forcing the air from him in a long, tortured grunt. She pirouetted lightly on the balls of her feet, long white hair flying as she spun them both with fluid grace for what seemed like a full minute.
She set him on his feet again, where he staggered dizzily. She took hold of his face, a hand on each cheek, and pulled him down and into a ravenous kiss. “We’ve been wanting to do that for so long.” she said when she finally let him pull away.
Another arm wound around his neck and pulled him back and to the side, a second catching his knees and lifting him to cradle to a pale breast. He blinked in confusion –– none of these women were big enough to –– he finally made out that he was being held by one woman to the breast of another.
The one not holding him pressed forward, urging his lips toward a rock-hard nipple. He extended his tongue experimentally, exhaling and watching gooseflesh rise on the skin that trembled with a shiver of anticipatory excitement. He wanted so badly to plunge himself into her that he was shaking with it. He closed his eyes and breathed deep, slow breaths.
He was learning. He had no choice.
He ran his tongue, light and lightning-quick, over the marbled areola and heard the woman –– assuming he ever learned their names, how the hell would he ever keep them all straight? –– moan low in her throat, and he had to close his eyes and pause again.
But a taste was all she wanted, thank God, and another woman took him from the one that now held him. She pulled his legs higher, letting his torso sink toward the floor. “If you can look me in the eye,” she promised, “I’ll let you go. Otherwise, you’ll satisfy me in the most humiliating way you can imagine.”
He hung inverted, the blood rushing to his head –– the one atop his neck this time –– while several of the women began to laugh quietly.
He wasn’t out of shape, by any means, but doing a crunch from a completely vertical inverted position isn’t exactly the kind of thing the average guy does a lot of.
Still… he didn’t know what she’d meant by what she’d said, and he wasn’t too keen on finding out. He flexed every muscle he could think of, slowly –– torturously –– raising his chest parallel to the floor. Half-grunting, half-shouting with the exertion, he raised himself just enough to fixed her amused eyes with his defiant ones.
Another woman braced her hands under his shoulders and lifted him along with the first, who promised, “You’ll still get what I promised.” and winked. They started to walk with him held high overhead.
“Where are we going?” he asked.
When they answered, a thrill of adrenaline burst into his veins; he would need all the adrenaline he had; in one voice, they answered: “To bed.”
 
Next:

Office Politics
Jake Deschain stepped off the Valley Metro Red Line Eastbound at exactly 8:47 A.M., Monday morning, January 20th, 2007. This was a problem. The reason this was a problem was that Jake was supposed to have reported to his new supervisor, Juliette Blass, at exactly 8:45 A.M. on this fine Monday morning; this problem was complicated further by the fact that the map and directions provided by U.S. Temps was what one might whimsically describe as “piss poor.”
So here he stood as the bus blasted scorching air over his back and legs, squinting down at the map again; he looked up, then down at the map once more, trying to reconcile the vague, felt-tip-marked bracket on the northwest corner of Kyrene Road and West Grove Parkway with the maze of low office complexes before him. He headed toward them with no idea in the world which building might contain “Ste. A-33, Venus Mktg.” Hopefully there would at least be a directory of some kind.
Fifteen minutes, a patrol around the entire perimeter of the first block of offices and a steadily building tidal wave of frustration later, Jake discovered that there was most certainly not a directory.
A half-sigh, half-growl of defeat and rage accompanied Jake to the door of an office. No marking on the door. Naturally. Jake rolled his eyes. That would make things easy, and we sure as hell can’t have that, now can we?
He pulled the door – but not open. It was locked. A blonde on the other side of it shot him a dirty look, then nudged the door open a crack with her foot.
“Can I help you with something?”
Jake almost snapped at her, but smiled instead; it was a smile full of teeth grit around a remark that might have cut her to the bone but wouldn’t get him what he wanted. So he simply asked, “Venus Marketing is supposed to be in this complex somewhere, do you know where it is?”
“Yep.” She nodded, and pulled her foot back. The door slammed shut.
He rapped at the door, insistent. She flashed an evil grin to the box she was trying to open, then looked off at nothing in particular, pretending not to hear. He rapped harder. Finally, she nudged the door open again. “What do you want?”
“To know where Venus Marketing is.” he snapped.
She shrugged, as if his indignation didn’t bother her in the least, which it probably didn’t. “You’re here. This entrance is employees-only, though.”
“Well, here’s a shock for you, then,” he announced, pulling the door open and stepping in past her surprised expression, “I’m an employee.” He didn’t slow down on his way to the hallway despite her half-hearted protests.
Finding the front desk was quite a bit easier than finding the building, fortunately. The receptionist, whose name-tag identified him as Blaine, was so stereotypically effeminate that Jake suspected he was being put on, from the obviously pampered skin, hair and nails to the black thing around his neck that sort of looked like a woman’s “choker.”
“Yes, and what can I do for you?” Blaine peered up at Jake solicitously.
“U.S. Temps sent me over for the data entry job. I’m supposed to report to a Ms. Juliette Blass?”
“Hmph.” Blaine hiked up his fashionably flimsy spectacles, reading something from his fashionably flimsy iMac. “You were supposed to report to Ms. Blass half an hour ago.” He attempted a scolding look, at which Jake bit back laughter. “Lucky for you, Ms. Blass is also running late this morning. We’ll just keep this between us, hmm?”
“Sure, sure.” Jake managed. “Is there somewhere I can wait for her?”
Blaine rolled his eyes, then took his feet. He was the tiniest man Jake had ever seen – well, not counting actual midgets. The little guy was all of five foot three and couldn’t have weighed more than a hundred pounds. Jake tried to manufacture a coughing fit to mask a gust of laughter. Maybe it worked, maybe it didn’t. If it didn’t, the little receptionist didn’t let on.
“Come with me.” Blaine sighed, and Jake followed him back down the hallway.
Just then, the blonde poked her head from the room Jake had come through, and spotted Blaine and Jake as they passed. “Huh.”
“What do you need, Miss Lucy?” Blaine asked warily.
“Nothin’.” To Jake, she said, “So you weren’t just some freak off the street, after all. Good for you, you’ll like it here.” To Blaine, she added. “See you at lunch, pint-size.” Blaine visibly shuddered before moving on.
After Lucy closed the door behind her, Jake asked. “You let her get away with that?” Blaine’s face was downcast. They passed through a set of double doors with the name “JULIETTE BLASS, PRESIDENT, CEO” gilt on frosted glass inserts, and the little man indicated that Jake should take a seat on a couch in the smaller reception area of this office.
“Would you like some coffee, Mr. Deschain?” the little man took a mug from a cupboard under a rather expensive-looking carafe brewer.
“Okay.” Jake nodded, and Blaine took a second mug from the cupboard. “Look, I, uh…” he trailed off, not sure how to proceed.
“You don’t have to feel bad about it, Mr. Deschain.” Blaine intuited. “I’ve been living with this since junior high school. I’m just not a big guy, it’s a fact of life for me and I accept it.”
“But you don’t have to let people, you know…”
“You mean Miss Lucy?” Blaine looked back at him from pouring coffee. “I think you got the wrong idea; she wasn’t being insulting. They like us this way. I’m surprised you got hired, to be honest.”
Jake leaned forward intently. “I don’t get it.”
Blaine brought Jake’s mug of coffee over, set it on a coaster that waited on the coffee table before the couch. “I’ve been with Ms. Blass for over five years, Mr. Deschain. You’ll be the first man to work here taller than she is.”
Jake blinked, trying to process this.
Blaine shook his head, smiling. “You’ll figure out how things work here soon enough.” The little man left Jake to ponder that rather foreboding statement while sipping at his coffee.

It was another twenty minutes before the double doors opened again. Jake set his mug down empty and turned to see a briefcase entering the room in an expertly-manicured hand.
The rest of her emerged from the doorway; long, supple legs sheathed in black nylon. A prim but flattering gray skirt, white blouse, matching gray jacket. Five foot seven. Naturally platinum blonde curls loose on her shoulders. Iceberg gray eyes. Perfect little ski-jump nose. Pouty crimson lips. Almost unnaturally-perfect white teeth.
“Mr. Deschain.” she repeated, impatient.
Oh. His eyes clicked back into focus. Right, that’s me. “Um… hi?” She regarded him imperiously, still as stone half in and half out of the doorway.
“Mr. Deschain,” she said slowly and carefully, “you are to stand when I enter the room.”
“Oh.” He stood, at a profound loss as to what to do with his hands.
“I expect improvement, Mr. Deschain.” She crossed the ante-room to her office door, looking over her shoulder quickly to ensure that he was following. He was. “Did I direct you to follow me, Mr. Deschain?”
He paused. “Um…”
“’Um’ is not an acceptable answer to any question.” she interrupted. “Did I ask you to follow me or not?”
“No.” He shifted uncomfortably on his feet. What the hell?
“You will wait in that precise spot until I instruct you to do otherwise.” she ordered over her shoulder as she walked inside her office and closed the door behind her.
“Well…” he mused under his breath. “Oh-kay…”

After a few moments, his new boss’s voice filtered through the office door: “No. No, I’m not happy. No, not at all. He’s not remotely what we were looking for. Well, I’m sorry too.”
Jake stepped back from the door. “Great.” he sighed. “Really fucking good.” He turned to leave just as the door opened behind him.
“Mister. Deschain.” Despite the obviously evil tone in her voice, he didn’t turn, nor did he slow down in the slightest. At least, not until her hand clamped down on his shoulder and did it for him, spinning him so fast he nearly tripped over his own feet.
“Okay, Ms. Blass, look,” he said quickly. “I’m not what you wanted, you just said as much, so can we just not waste each others’ time? I mean, I’m sure you have some speech for this kind of thing, and I’m sure it’s great, really, but – “
She laughed. “Mr. Deschain – Jake – you think you’re dealing with business as usual here, don’t you?” She wasn’t letting go of his arm.
“Well…” he looked down at her, confused as hell.
“Let me show you something.” She guided him back toward her office and sat him down in the chair facing her desk before releasing him to pick up the phone. “Lucy, I’d like to see you in my office. Bring Blaine with you, please.” A wicked smile dawned on her face. “Mm hm. Precisely. Oh, not at all, dear. I’m sure it will.” She put down the phone and smiled demurely at Jake.
“What’s -- ?”
She held an index finger to her lips. “Wait quietly, please.”
They didn’t have to wait too long; a light knock sounded at the door. “You may enter.” Ms. Blass folded her arms over her chest, nose tilted faintly skyward as the door opened. Jake turned to see what the big spectacle was supposed to be.
At first, it looked like no one was there. The door had opened, but the view over his shoulder showed Jake nothing at all. He shifted in his seat, and then he saw what the fuss was about. And almost got up and left without a backward glance that very second. Only pure, magnetic fascination kept him seated.
For there was little Blaine on all fours, wearing only black silk boxers, velvet-lined cuffs chaining his wrists and a black leather collar around his neck. A fine-spun blued steel chain ran taut from the collar to Lucy’s gloved left hand. His sides and back were a map; bruises for towns, pale scars for rivers and healing welts for roads. And he looked to be the happiest man alive.
“Begging pardon,” Jake heard himself ask in a detached voice, “but what the fuck?”
“Language, please.” Ms. Blass shook her head disapprovingly.
“Sorry. So…” he stopped the ‘um…’ before it could escape him. “So what’s the adventure here? What is this?”
Ms. Blass uncrossed her sculpted legs and stood. “We have a rather unusual hierarchy here at Venus Marketing, Mr. Deschain.” she came around the desk to tower over him.
“And a tendency to state the obvious.” Jake noted.
“You’re flippant.” she shot back. “I don’t like flippant men.”
“I’m not, ordinarily.” he was just as quick on the return, but with far gentler. “But since you’ve already decided not to take me on…” he shrugged, standing.
She placed a hand on his shoulder again, powering him back down into the chair with no effort at all. “And what gives you that idea?”
He rolled his eyes. “Come on, I heard you on the phone. You weren’t talking about your mailman.”
“No, I was talking to your temp company.” she admitted. He threw up his hands as if to say, See? There we are. “You assume I was speaking candidly.”
“What?” Jake Deschain was no dummy, but he honestly wasn’t following.
“I lied to them. You’re exactly what I’m looking for. You see…” she ran her other hand lazily over the back of his head, twining her long fingers in his hair, “I don’t actually need a data entry clerk. What I do need is a challenge.”
“Okay,” Jake was thoroughly confused now, and this was beginning to sound half a measure too shady for his liking. He pried her hand off his shoulder and struggled to his feet. “That’s enough weirdness for one… day…” She re-anchored her hold on his collar-bone, wrapped her fingers around it and held him in place again. The exertion of taking his feet under her downward force sapped his voice.
“You’re probably wondering how much I weigh about now.” she guessed; there was still no hint of exertion in her voice. She shrugged. “Judging by your size and your build, I would say almost as much as you do.”
“Don’t fight her, Mr. Deschain.” Blaine offered quietly. Instantly, Julie stepped forward and straddled his tiny torso, yanking brutally hard on the chain to jerk the collar. He yelped and jumped reflexively, wedging himself in her thighs. She caught him there, fixing him like an insect in amber.
Jake froze, transfixed. He hadn’t taken the time to really look at the “new” Julie; she was only 5’5”, but compared to the diminutive man trapped in her legs she might as well have been an honest-to-God giantess. Like Juliette, her blonde hair was long and loose, a mane of curls down to the small of her back. Unlike Juliette’s, her outfit was now substantially un-businesslike.
The jeans and sweatshirt had been replaced by a short midriff-length black vinyl jacket over a very well-filled black lace brassiere. Below this, an indecently short black leather skirt hugged round, solid hips. Further down still, those long, punishing legs strained black fishnet stockings. A sharp stiletto heel clicked as she crossed her ankles to double the punishment on poor Blaine, who was obviously nothing more or less than her office pet.
“I must apologize for little Blaine, Jake.” Juliette shook her head. “He’s been taught not to speak out of turn.” Her fingers, still entwined in his hair, tightened, pulling, breaking the stalemate between them. He hit the chair again with a grunt. “Lucy, dear, please take Blaine for some ‘remedial education’.”
“Eh…” Jake was nervous. “Yeah, you guys have fun with that. I think I’m going to find my calling elsewhere.”
“No, you’re not.” Juliette said flatly. “I’m keeping you. There’s no debate, no negotiation. You belong to Venus Marketing now.”
“Uh huh.” Jake shook his head. “Whatever.” So saying, he took hold of her wrist and squeezed mightily, forcing her fingers open. With his other hand, he pried her fingers from his collarbone and with both her wrists secured stood again.
He spun on his heels and released her wrists simultaneously, then leaped over the chair and bolted for the door. He didn’t make it, however; Lucy threw an arm out, catching him and wrapping her arm around his solar plexus, snaring him in for a one-armed bearhug.
His momentum would have sent them both to the floor – and undoubtedly would have been sheer agony for poor little Blaine, who was still squirming and moaning in her standing bodyscissor – but Lucy’s one-armed tackle slowed him just enough to allow Juliette to catch his arms from beneath and throw her thighs up around his sides for a flying full nelson, her shapely calves locking up around his middle while her pretty little butt hit the floor. Her head rested on the cushioned chair back under them.
She locked up the full nelson tight, stretching Jake’s arms painfully while crushing in on his trapped waist. He groaned against the assault, squirming in her grip.
Meanwhile, little Blaine had passed out in the steely thighs of Miss Lucy, who now shook him in them by wiggling her hips tauntingly from side to side. Sighing, Lucy let go, allowing him to crumple to the floor.
“So what are we going to do with him?” Lucy asked.
“I haven’t decided.” Juliette answered into Jake’s ear. “What should I do with you, hmm?” She emphasized the “hmm?” with a tensing of arms and legs that made Jake cry out. “You want more of this?”
“No!” Jake grunted. “Lemme go!”
“Mm mm.” she shook her head. “Lucy, would you go and get Jake’s uniform?”
“No! No!” Jake squirmed ferociously, almost pulling himself loose.
Juliette giggled and re-clasped her arms and legs on him, anchoring him atop her. “You really don’t like that idea, do you?” She eased up on Jake enough to let him answer.
“Are you serious?! Look at that guy! Look what she did to him!”
“Oh, good God.” Lucy rolled her eyes.”
“Lucy didn’t do that to Blaine, Jake.” Juliette released him, rolled him off her and got to her feet. She pulled him up and set an iron grip on his arm before he could get over his surprise enough to run again. She pulled him over, and bent over Blaine. “Have a look.”
He bent over; not just because she was pulling his forearm in that direction, but out of morbid curiosity. The bruises he’d seen already, but what he’d thought was scar tissue was just new skin, and what he’d thought were welts actually were scars. “Okay, if you didn’t do with with a… a whip or something…”
“As if.” Lucy laughed.
“Maybe you haven’t noticed, dear, but we don’t need whips.” Juliette informed him with an air of ultimate smugness. “He was foolishly riding his motorcycle, which he was told not to do anymore. He took a corner too fast –– “ she chucked a thumb over her shoulder, at the window, “Right in front of the complex here, as a matter of fact. He dumped the motorcycle and slid along on his back until the curb stopped him.”
“I still have the pretty little blazer he was wearing.” Lucy offered.
“So you didn’t…?” the question seemed so bizarre, so unthinkable, that Jake was too embarrassed to even finish it.
“What, try to kill him with my thighs?” Lucy burst into uproarious laughter. “Oh, hell no! I’m not into necrophilia.”
Now Jake was even more confused. “He’s not gay?”
“He sure wasn’t this morning.” Lucy smiled, closing her eyes.
Jake looked at her intently. Looked at little Blaine lying insensate on the floor… with a mile-wide grin on his sleeping face. Looked at Juliette. All of Juliette. “When do you people ever get any actual work done here?”
She turned and smiled at him. “This is your orientation, Mr. Deschain. And now, Ms. Lucy, if you’ll fetch Mr. Deschain’s uniform, please.”

Lucy returned five minutes later, holding a collar identical to Blaine’s in one hand. Blaine, meanwhile, had stirred awake and climbed groggily into the chair Jake had been sitting in, after putting it to rights.
“Mr. Deschain…” Juliette indicated the collar. Jake sighed. The things a guy will do for a job. Well, and maybe pussy. He took a reluctant step forward so she could put the damn thing on him. “Not yet.” she caught him by the arm again, though her grip was gentle this time. “I need you to trust me. I insist on trust from my employees.”
“Um… what do you want me to do, sign a release form or something? Drink goats blood? What?”
“Ew!” both women chorused.
“Ugh… what kind of household did you grow up in.” Juliette mused rhetorically. “No, nothing so unsanitary. Just turn around.”
He turned to face her, feeling Lucy step in behind him. He felt her arms come out to his sides, not touching him, just held level about an inch or so away from his back.
“Fall backward.” Juliette ordered. He stared at her quizzically. “Oh, fine.” she stamped her foot impatiently in an unexpectedly girlish gesture, then with one hand shoved him backward.
He flew into Lucy’s waiting arms. Lucy lifted and he instinctively threw his feet out –– Juliette caught them, lightning-quick, and pushed them up while stepping forward. Lucy released her grip and stepped back.
He hung suspended, upside-down. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” he announced.
“Really?” Juliette cocked an eyebrow. “You haven’t seen anything yet. This is orientation, after all. You need to see the rest of the offices.”
“Oh, wait a minute, now!”
Both women erupted in gales of laughter again. “Are you ready Jake too late here we go!” Juliette gushed, and they were off.
She moved him as if he weighed no more than her purse, maneuvering him through the doorway into the anteroom, as Lucy held it open, with perfect ease.
“Ohhhhhh…” Jake moaned. The blood was going to his head, and having his head bounce against her thighs as she walked –– though they were really nice thighs, and he hoped to get to know them a lot better under more friendly circumstances –– was only making matters worse.
“Oh, poor baby,” she cooed. We’ll be in the break room soon and I’ll put you down.” They were at least making decent time. He watched as picture frames on the lobby wall passed by them after exiting the anteroom.
“Oh, have I told you about my Mother, Jack?” she stopped in front of one of the pictures. He, of course, couldn’t see it, as it was level with the current altitude of his left kneecap. “You know, she founded this company.” Juliette continued, oblivious to his reddening face and bulging veins. “She acquired my father here.”
“Owwww…”
“That’s nice, dear.”
“My head is gonna explode…”
“That would be very rude of you. I won’t have you making a mess of my marble floor. Oh, look! A customer!” Jake couldn’t see anything but a shadow in the reflection on Blaine’s desk. The shadow turned and left. “Hmph!” Juliette turned and they started moving again.
His head was an agony of pressure by the time the hallway wall ended in an open doorway. He smelled coffee as the threshold passed around and then away from him. “Oh, thank God…”
“I know just how you feel, dear.” Juliette nodded invisibly. “I love coffee. Let’s have some, shall we?”
“Okay, yeah!” he agreed eagerly. “Coffee sounds great! Really good! Love coffee!” As a matter of fact, Jake Deschain loathed coffee. But he really enjoyed not feeling like his head was about to burst like a tick.
She opened her legs wide.
“Whoa, what are you doing?!” Jake feared he knew.
“This!” she blurted with glee, and swung him forward –– then backward between her thighs –– he hadn’t noticed her lose the skirt, when had that happened?! –– and flung him forward again, up –– vertical now, he dropped to his feet as she turned loose of his legs.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” he half-crouched, arms spread wide, face white with shock.
“Yes, so you’ve said.” she was entirely nonchalant. He burst out laughing, awe, terror and mindless glee forcing the sound out of him. “Have a seat.” she patted the counter next to the coffee maker.
He shook like a doused kitten as he climbed up and perched where she’d indicated.
“Blaine,” she turned to the grinning little bastard. “Do the honors, please.”

The minutes flew by as Jake fought to get his nerves under control. He now sat staring into an empty mug as a hand reached in under his nose and gently took it from him.
An arm slid under his thighs, lifted, and he was floating again, off of the counter. “Time to see your office, Jake.” Juliette announced. “You’ll want to brace your left arm on my shoulder. And Jake –– you’ll want to do that carefully.”
He was airborne now, in a way that he had never imagined possible, certainly not from a woman of any size, and sure as hell not from a woman smaller than himself. But he already knew of the blood-chilling power of those thighs and calves. Now he was learning that just one of those arms was equally strong.
She had to crouch a bit to get his head and shoulders through the doorway. He stared up at the ceiling, dodged the overhead flourescent light, traced his finger along the accoustical tiling, and was sure he was going to have a heart attack or a stroke or something.
“How are you doing up there, little one?” Juliette asked.
“Ehhhehhh… mmmmiiiigh?!”
They reached another doorway, she crouching low again as they passed through. He was actually quite impressed. It was a genuinely very nice office.
She spun –– he nearly lost his balance, but she stabilized them both. She took a step back and his butt was over the wide, hardwood desk. He stretched his feet experimentally, and she let him set them on the solid surface.
“Really, Jake, putting your feet on the desk on the very first day is so unprofessional.” she mock-scolded. He jumped down.
“I need to sit down.” he heard himself say.
“Go ahead.” she allowed.
Sitting in the high-backed, plush leather executive’s chair, he looked around with a somewhat bewildered expression, on the verge of zoning out.
Juliette and Lucy smiled and turned to leave, Blaine chuckling in his small voice.
“Wha –– wait!” Jake remembered something. “Um… do I get the job?”
Juliette waved the other two away and came back into the room, came around the desk and rested a knee on Jake’s lap, leaning in close. She nodded and took his face in her hands. “I told you before, you belong to me now.”
“But –– “
“That means yes, boy.” she leaned into her knee, pinning him. “But it’s the job that’s got you…”
 
ALMOST smut: The Hungry Woman's Boobs

"I am totally honest" she said to me while eating her spinach and rare chicken breast Caesar salad.

I was, of course, intrigued. Or would have been if I hadn't been staring at the crouton that was still sitting at the top of her cleavage like some wayward pendant.

"I've recently been involved in a project to guage the effects on society at large if a cure for cancer was found." she continued.

As she stuffed another green and vaguely pink bite into her mouth, a sliver of parmigiana came to rest next to the crouton.

"I am a student at the local university, where I'm studying Sociology, Pole Dancing, and Tantric Technique," she said...or something...her top was slipping slightly, and amazingly I started to suspect that the magnificent expanse of flesh that was serving as a table-top to a rapidly increasing assortment of salad detritus was not supported by a bra. I could see a nipple starting to harden under the slowly descending fabric. Given another hour or so, I'm sure the neck-line would actually be UNDER her breasts...if physics and gravity would just cooperate.

"I used to study insects" she said, eyeing me as she lifted yet another bite of her salad to those luscious, and still deeply red and perfect lips.

I felt her foot on my leg, slowly sliding up to my knee. I knew that under the table, her skirt would be lifting along with her leg, short...light fabric hiding the barely veiled mystery of her womanhood. It gave me a moment's distraction from the slowly sinking crouton that was working it's way BETWEEN her breasts now. How she didn't feel it I'll never know.

She continued to speak and eat...I'm not sure what she said...something about how to solve world hunger and bring peace among nations. I was trying to discern if that subtle shadow under her top was actually the shape of her aureole. Her foot was doing things under the table that were definately illegal in any "red" state.

Finally, she pushed her empty plate away, flicked the crouton and cheese away from her cleavage, and considered me. Leaning forward and lifting my chin up to look into her dark, beautiful eyes, she picked up the napkin to delicately wipe the drool off of my lower lip. The touch of her long, sharp, yet perfect nails was intoxicating.

"I intend to bring you home, fuck you to death, and then eat you for dessert, so you'd better pay the tab for dinner," she said. I nodded and dropped my wallet in the waiter's hand as she stood and smiled at me, shimmying slightly under her silk top and skirt. I took her hand.

Did I mention I met her in a Praying Mantis chat room?
-SB
 
First one ran to 10 pages single-spaced in Word '07, second one ran to 9. They pay me a flat rate of $180 per story, 6 1/2 page minimum, but I don't ever want to leave the reader feeling like I only did the bare minimum. :)
 
Hey, mine was what...a page?

And I thought it was funny as hell (and besides, I KNOW this woman, although I don't think she's eaten anyone).

As for TQ's stuff, you need the "depth" he adds to appreciate the story, there's development and setup that you don't find in a lot of "Saw a chick/dude, banged 'em, they came buckets!" type story. It takes a fair amount of letters to get there, but worth it (IMHO) even if the subject matter isn't exactly my "kink", I appreciate the stories in themselves.
-SB
 
Smut In Progress:

Came Sweetness

“Tim?”
Tim Crosby looked up from his baby, a black 1968 Chevrolet Camaro SS. This was the fifth time. The fifth god damned time. He tried to keep an even keel despite the frustration. “Ye-e-e-e-s?” He set the wet rag in his hand on the cheap pine tool bench beside him and made a point of looking out the open garage door at her Murano out in the driveway.
He heard her creak the door between the garage and the kitchen a little further open as she leaned halfway out. “Where the hell did you put the bills?” She was wearing perfume.
“Where are we supposed to be going?” He turned his head, knowing she’d be all dressed up for something. She always sprung this kind of thing on him at the very last minute and then bitched because he wasn’t ready for something she hadn’t bothered to inform him she wanted him to be ready for.
Yep, sure enough – she was wearing a long silver dress, her long brown hair up and a silver hammer pendant on a braided silver cord dangling down into her prominently visible cleavage. She was stunning.
And here he was in bare feet, ragged jeans and a filthy wife-beater, unshowered, unshaven and smelling like a guy who’s just finished digging around in the guts of an old car. Nice.
“Jesus, Tiffany, you can’t – “
She stepped fully through the doorway, hands on her hips, scowling. “I told you last week that we were going to dinner with my boss tonight! I put it on the calendar in the kitchen!”
“Last week, when? While I was asleep? How long until we have to be there?”
“We were supposed to leave five minutes ago! And I told you about this last Friday morning in the shower! “
“Right! Because I can hear and remember things better when I’m half asleep with water shooting into my ears!”
She turned and stalked away into the kitchen. He listened to the angry click of her heels across the tile and sighed, then made his way to the bedroom to get showered and changed. He’d shave in the car.
 
CONT'D

“The bills are in the drawer in the kitchen.” he didn’t feel much like talking, but he was getting almost as tired of the petulant act she was putting on whose primary feature was the silent treatment.
She stared at the road. After awhile, though, she finally repeated, “The drawer… in the kitchen.”
“Yep.”
“And are you aware,” she started slowly but built up speed, “that there are a whole shitload of drawers in the kitchen?” Still staring straight ahead.
“Hadn’t noticed.” He caught the turn of her head, her outraged expression, out of the corner of his eye. He was probably smirking, but couldn’t really tell.
“I guess you think this is funny.” she accused. They were apparently almost Here; the Murano slowed, pulled onto a side street.
“Have to take my amusement where I can.” he shrugged, scanning the entrance to the gated community they were approaching. They stopped at the call box.
“Oh, I’ve got some ‘amusement’ in store for you…” she muttered, looking back over her shoulder at him with a look of unalloyed evil.

The dinner had been uneventful; both had behaved themselves with decorum and restraint. Her boss had been impressed with her knowledge of geology, which far exceeded her duties as the manager of what he liked to think of as “his” Research Station.
The ride home, too, had been peaceful enough… but there was still tension between them, and it had been rolling toward a crest for so long now that the wave had to break, and soon.
It started as they pulled into the driveway. “I really wish you’d clean up your shit in the garage so I can get my car in there.” she opened.
He sighed. “Why do you have to start with me? I’m tired, I really don’t feel like – ”
“Sure.” she shut off the car, turned in her seat to fix him with an accusing look. “You just take up the whole damn garage for months and leave my car out in the driveway to be fucked with by anybody who – “
“Oh, would you just fucking stop.” Now he was angry himself. “Exactly who is going to come along and fuck with your car all of a sudden? I don’t know if you’ve looked around on our street recently, but – “ he pointed next door – “Mercedes.” He pointed past her on the other side – “Porsche.” He hiked a thumb over his shoulder – “Cadillac.” He pointed at the center console. “Fucking Nissan. Is it a Z, even? No. A minivan with an attitude. Yeah, I’m sure this is the first thing some little crackhead is going to gravitate to on this street; ugly, underpowered piece of shit that it is.”
She turned, stepped out. “Fuck you.” She slammed the door and walked away, slammed the door between the garage and the kitchen, as well.
“Smooth.” Tim scolded himself, resting his elbow on the window frame and his head in his hand.
Office Space
“Trouble at home?” Nick leaned over the edge of Tim’s cubicle.
Tim stopped typing and looked up. “Why do you say that?” He looked around; everyone was up and walking around. Not typically what one would expect to see in a JPMorganChase call center in the middle of a shift.
“Because it’s been break time for about 30 seconds now and you’re still sitting there.” Nick slapped the top of the cubicle. “Come on, I’ll buy you a Mountain Dew and we can go cough at the smokers. Let’s go.”
“Think they’ll ever get vodka in the machine to mix up the Dew?” Tim climbed out of his seat.
They walked amidst the cubicles on their way to the vending machines. “We can dream. Uh oh.”
“What?” Tim was a few steps behind Nick, and so it was that he didn’t see her until it was too late. “Oh, shit. What the hell is she doing here…” he rushed across the employee lounge and up to the smokers’ exit, reaching it a scant second after she’d nodded and smiled at an employee and stepped inside.
He held up his employee keybadge, “Do you see this? Do you know what this is?!”
She shrugged, nonchalant. “Looks like a keypass to me. So?” She took a seat at a vacant table, crossing her legs and resting her cheek on her palm.
“So do you happen to have one of these?” he asked in a hoarse, panicky whisper.
“Sure.” she held up her own – branded United States Geological Survey.
He threw up his hands and turned away – if she was caught in here, he would be the one to be written up. And did she give a damn? Well, apparently not! He turned back. “That. Is. Not. What I’m talking about! And you know that! Are you trying to get me fired?”
“Please.” she rolled her eyes. “They’re not going to fire you because I got past their pitiful little security measure.”
“And you’re willing to bet my job on that? I’m sorry, can you remind me again of who was accusing whom of being inconsiderate yesterday? And have you considered what they might do to you for trespassing on private property?”
She rubbed her chin, apparently considering that possibility for the first time. She pointed a finger at him. “You have a point. Getting arrested would make it hard to get my packing done.” He felt like he’d been slugged in the stomach. He moved to take a seat, but she cut him off. “Don’t sit down.”
He froze, his mind blank with shock, trying to figure out just what it was she was saying. He already knew, of course, had lived with the fear that this might happen for months now, but it was just… unthinkable.
“Packing.” he finally repeated, desperate to say anything that would keep her talking.
“Mm hm.” she nodded.
“Packing, why?”
“Because this isn’t working, Tim. We’re not working anymore. And right now…” she stood, but got up from the flat stool by carefully standing and sliding to the side rather than stepping forward. The movement stated silently that she was avoiding being close to him. “I can’t even stand the sight of you.”
He thought he’d felt as if he’d been hit in the stomach before. He’d been wrong – this was what that felt like.
He blinked, his eyes suddenly feeling very, very dry. He tried to say something, anything, but his throat was dry, too, and it felt like he was choking. There was no one else in the lounge with them now. All of the smokers who had been standing outside were gone, too.
And she was leaving.
He had to do something. To say something. “Can I – “ his voice broke. Damn voice. He tried again. “Can I call you?”
It worked; halfway to the door, she stopped, but only turned her head to look at him sadly. She shook her head. “No.”
 
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