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eloisel

Forever Empress E
And that is okay with me.
I like senior discounts.
Many of the things that used to bother me no longer do.
I'm relatively healthy.
I enjoy the days because I know there is no guarantee of a tomorrow
but I'm still healthy enough to look forward to those unpromised tomorrows.
Line dancing is fun.
Inexpensive, plastic Christmas trees have their appeal.
Retirement is just around the corner.
I'm more inclined to train someone up to fill the void I'll leave when I retire
than to guard against them trying to take my job.
I see where I am a better person today than I was 10 years ago
and I am happy about that.
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one.
I miss John, MJ, Freddy, Sinatra, Captain Kangaroo.
Wonder where Gladys has gone.
Never mind me.
I'm contemplating putting up the new cheap, plastic Christmas tree.
Where has Sarek been?
 
I loved New York in May. Probably would love it in June as well.

Yes, pie is a wonderful thing.

When I was a teenager, I worked at Wyatt's Cafeteria. In the evenings, old people would come in and buy a piece of pie and a cup of coffee. It was such the common experience I associated in my mind old people with pie and coffee. The older I get, the more I appreciate the combination.

Pumpkin pie
Pecan pie
Apple pie
Cherry pie
Lemon chess pie
Chocolate ice box pie
Coconut cream ice box pie
Banana cream pie
Buttermilk pie
Cheese pie
Derby pie
Peach pie
Pear pie
Rhubarb pie
Strawberry pie
 
I have a cousin who lives in Manhattan. She works at some hoity-toity art gallery there for some rich Jew hog and she restores old painting frames. Some of those go back centuries.

She and her husband have caviar dreams on a tuna budget, but it hasn't stopped them from having fun up there.

We have a standing invitation to come and visit them and we might take them up on it next spring. We thought about doing it this last autumn and then swing up to Vermont and visit jack, but alas it wasn't to be.
 
I want to go back to New York. However, I also want to go places I've never been so New York may have to wait.

I'd like to go to London and Rome.
 
I have become obsessed with the show Elementary. Just discovered it and binge watching to catch up.
 
A group of my friends want to go to Seattle in July to see Adele. She's going to be here in November. Yes, I like a few of her songs. Her latest album overall isn't great though. I'd go to hang out with my friends and I want to go to Seattle and I need to travel. Old age quandry.
 
What I can't figure out is how you say stupid shit every single time you post without fail, perfect record.

It's like some sort of bizarre anti-skill.

I feel trolled.
 
10,053 posts of trash.

That's enough to get a bachelor's in littering.

Kittering.

Mittering.

A tra la la the mouse goes OUCH!

Hahahahaha! Ha.
 
Which one are you Jibbles?
Are you the one that lived in Florida under the flight path near the airport?
Or the stringy haired greasy faced guy from New York?
Or the guy that posted your nude pictures all over RH?
 
A group of my friends want to go to Seattle in July to see Adele. She's going to be here in November. Yes, I like a few of her songs. Her latest album overall isn't great though. I'd go to hang out with my friends and I want to go to Seattle and I need to travel. Old age quandry.

You are never coming out here! Even if Adele's latest album was better you still would not come.
 
You are never coming out here! Even if Adele's latest album was better you still would not come.

Yes, I will. One of these years. I've not been that way before so it is on my list of places to travel. When is the best time of year to visit? A friend of mine was in Portland last weekend and she said it rained the whole time they were there.
 
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