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TK The Movie
- Thread starter starguard
- Start date
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
I think Tom Welling should play me, because I look like him, minus about 5" in height and 4" of hair.
The Question
Eternal
I don't think anybody could play a convincing TQ. 
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Oh, and Laker_Girl should be played by Jessica Simpson, even tho' she's hotter than Jess.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
I think Willie the Gardner should play Captain Wacky because that's the only Scottish person I know except Shirley Manson, and her tits are too big.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
I'd cater the cast party.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
I want to write the dialogue!!
Troll 1: "Your mother, xxxxxxx"
Troll 2: "You're a lame, weak troll."
Troll 3: "Your brother, xxxxxxx"
Troll 2: "You're a lame, weak troll too."
Troll 4: "No, your dual's brother's mother xxxxxx."
Troll 2: "STFU moron. And take your duals out back, chop them up with a dull spoon and feed them to the creepy crawlers in your outhouse."
Troll 1: "Your mother, xxxxxxx"
Troll 2: "You're a lame, weak troll."
Troll 3: "Your brother, xxxxxxx"
Troll 2: "You're a lame, weak troll too."
Troll 4: "No, your dual's brother's mother xxxxxx."
Troll 2: "STFU moron. And take your duals out back, chop them up with a dull spoon and feed them to the creepy crawlers in your outhouse."
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
RobL said:
Anyone know where this might be buried?