TK The Movie

[starguard]

COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!!

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/trollkingdom/movie1.html

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I think Tom Welling should play me, because I look like him, minus about 5" in height and 4" of hair.

 

[The Question]

I don't think anybody could play a convincing TQ.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Oh, and Laker_Girl should be played by Jessica Simpson, even tho' she's hotter than Jess.

 

[Morrhigan]

I think Stuart Little should play Hambil. Sure, he isn't the right species, but that's what the makeup department is for!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I think Willie the Gardner should play Captain Wacky because that's the only Scottish person I know except Shirley Manson, and her tits are too big.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I'd cater the cast party.

 

[eloisel]

I want to write the dialogue!!

Troll 1: "Your mother, xxxxxxx"

Troll 2: "You're a lame, weak troll."

Troll 3: "Your brother, xxxxxxx"

Troll 2: "You're a lame, weak troll too."

Troll 4: "No, your dual's brother's mother xxxxxx."

Troll 2: "STFU moron. And take your duals out back, chop them up with a dull spoon and feed them to the creepy crawlers in your outhouse."

 

[MamaKitty]

A movie about people sitting behind their computers.. If Kevin Smith was the director would Jay and bob be in it? of course I am sure so would be Ben Asslick!

 

[RobL]

Actually, Paralaxis did one of these a few years ago.

 

[Henoch]

Hugh Jackman or Nico should play me...or did i mean DO ME!??.

 

[eloisel]

Hugh Jackman or Nico should play me...or did i mean DO ME!??.

Sugar pop, if Hugh Jackman plays you, you have to be my boyfriend and straighten up!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Actually, Paralaxis did one of these a few years ago.

Anyone know where this might be buried?