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eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
My GYN told me today that I have not gone through menopause, I am not menopausal, and that my parts are working wonderfully well, like those of a 30 year old woman.

So, just in case you were thinking about it, change your mind. We are only ever going to be friends until I'm through menopause or my parts are cut out and burned. I am not getting pregnant at this age. Both my grandmothers had a second set of children in their late 40s/early 50s and I'm not following in their footsteps. Thank you very much.

P.S. I hear LC likes butter.
 
Oh, we can play, but you've got to encase yourself in rubber from head to toe just in case you have bodily fluid leakage.
 
Well, rubber hadn't appealed to me before but considering the circumstances, it has some appeal. It is either that or a nunnery and the ladies might toss me out of there.
 
Riotgear said:
Have you seen that weird suction bed?

so you don't want a little riotoisel running around eh?
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Don't think I've seen that weird suction bed. Is it interesting?

We could donate DNA for some wealthy person to create a test tube riotoisel child. It would be a cantankerous child, and with money to spoil it, it would play with the world like the world had never been played with before.
 
eloisel said:
Don't think I've seen that weird suction bed. Is it interesting?

We could donate DNA for some wealthy person to create a test tube riotoisel child. It would be a cantankerous child, and with money to spoil it, it would play with the world like the world had never been played with before.
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It would say no and mean it unless it didn't.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

If it took after you it would be beautiful. I have no doubt.

OK Where is the jar I yank it into?
 
eloisel said:
Your donation privileges have been revoked.
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Hey you asked. I think I'll let that particular 'privilege' go without contest.

I see you still aren't following along very well. Are your meds properly regulated?
If you haven't had an assesment recently, you might want to consider getting it done. You know, so you can at least post with a reduced level of confusion.
 
eloisel said:
My GYN told me today that I have not gone through menopause, I am not menopausal, and that my parts are working wonderfully well, like those of a 30 year old woman.

So, just in case you were thinking about it, change your mind. We are only ever going to be friends until I'm through menopause or my parts are cut out and burned. I am not getting pregnant at this age. Both my grandmothers had a second set of children in their late 40s/early 50s and I'm not following in their footsteps. Thank you very much.

P.S. I hear LC likes butter.
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Well, I've been neutered, so no chance of that. *wink wink nudge nudge*
 
menopause is a good thing, hot flashes may drive you crazy for a while but over all you will enjoy that part of your life.
 
I thought I'd gone through menopause - had the hot flashes and mood swings for a few years, then everything stopped. I was happy. However, my old doc told me when she put me on some medications in October of 2008 that it might pull me out of menopause. Apparently it did and that sucks. Means I have to go through that again. To protect the world, when it starts up again, I'm going to move to my island until I'm through it and it is verified. When I was going through it before, I distinctly remember wanting to douse the Middle East in pigs' blood as a solution to some one of the world's bigger problems.
 
I know. Put an invasion force together consisting of menopausal women and there will be an end to fighting everywhere. Of course, the downside is there might not be anywhere left.
 
What about those whose male equipment has been de-rated?

(from "Reproductive Power-House" to "For recreational Use Only")?
 
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