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Today I felt my old

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Was out to lunch with a good friend. Two hunky guys came in, loaded up their trays at the buffet, then sat at the table next to me.
I noticed the awesome muscles and that they were reasonably okay looking.
But, all I could think about were the six hard boiled eggs each they had on their plates.
Oh, my god, its a miracle they aren't dead from a cholesterol overdose.
 
When I first saw what had turned out to be the title of this thread I thought typo. Then I realized it was a Freudian slip.
 
If I hadn't shaved in a bit I'd be tempted to say /done.

Such isn't the case.
 
It is the first of several real cold days for us. Not as frozen as up north but still too cold for my liking. I like it between 50 and 80 degrees, sunshine, and a light breeze. Some day I'll be retired and when I am unhappy with the weather I'll get on a plane, then take a shuttle from the airport to the dock and get on a cruise ship to warmer climates. There will be no jackets, scarves, knit caps, and gloves in my wardrobe.
 
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