Today is a black day.

[Yub]

My cholesterol is high.

No more bacon. Skim milk in my coffee.

Apparently the wife wants me to live longer or at least not die so quickly. Bitch.

 

[Conchaga]

Take Niacin.

 

[Dr Dave]

Just cut back, exercise more and take some medication.

Man was not meant to go without bacon.

 

[Volpone]

:no: The proper term is "African-American".









:duh:



Oh and speaking of which, when I started getting old I had to start watching what I ate. But my body doesn't want to be healthy. It wants to be fat and old. So on days like today, when I'm seriously starting to get into good shape, it starts torturing me with cravings for Kentucky Fried Chicken and bar food and stuff.

 

[Kitty]

 

[Dark Pickle]

My cholesterol is high.

No more bacon. Skim milk in my coffee.

Apparently the wife wants me to live longer or at least not die so quickly. Bitch.

There's worse things to deal with than a wife that loves you and is concerned with you health...like my ex-wife, who hated me and wanted me to die a slow painful death