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TODAY IS NO SOCKS DAY

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Pee Wee Herman says so.

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I SEE SOCKS. YOU LIE.
 
It's true! I don't have socks on!
 
EVerday is no socks day!
 
EVerday is no socks day!

Indeed. I never wear socks except for the rare times I leave the house. And sometimes not even then.
 
Socks offer slight protection against rogue foot-tickling midgets.
 
An affliction I would welcome at this point.
 
I mean, I'm sure you could track down some midget prostitutes who'd be down with that kind of stuff, but it just wouldn't be the same.
 
I am sporting no socks today as well.
 
Stinking-footed filthy heretics.
 
I wore socks today anyway. I got some fugly man-feet goin' on at the moment.
 
I wore socks today anyway. I got some fugly man-feet goin' on at the moment.

I do too(all the time). Got to let that foot fungus breathe(breed?).
 
I'm not wearing socks or shoes EVAR.
 
I'm not wearing clothes anymore either!

FUCK YOU CIVILIZATION!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*escapes into the jungle exhibit in the museum*
 
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