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Today was going to be the day

eloisel

eloisel

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Today was going to be the day.

It is still a bit on the hot side but there is a nice breeze and I've got shade where I want to work.

I've changed into my working in the yard when it is hot clothes, got the new chainsaw out, read the operators manual, have the safety glasses and the electrical chord all ready to go.

Can't find the bar and chain oil though.

Can't operate a chainsaw without bar and chain oil.

By the time I change back into going out in public clothes, run down to the store and get back with the bar and chain oil, it will be too dark to work.

There is a big bottle of something - obviously of an oil type nature - next to the lawnmower oil, but the labeling has come off and disappeared in the recent rains. (I cover up the lawnmower so it doesn't get water in it but I don't cover up the oils.) I don't dare use that bottle because I think it might be bar and chain oil but I can't be sure. I haven't used it since last summer anyway.

Oh well. I'll try again tomorrow.
 
eloisel said:
Today was going to be the day.

It is still a bit on the hot side but there is a nice breeze and I've got shade where I want to work.

I've changed into my working in the yard when it is hot clothes, got the new chainsaw out, read the operators manual, have the safety glasses and the electrical chord all ready to go.

Can't find the bar and chain oil though.

Can't operate a chainsaw without bar and chain oil.

By the time I change back into going out in public clothes, run down to the store and get back with the bar and chain oil, it will be too dark to work.

There is a big bottle of something - obviously of an oil type nature - next to the lawnmower oil, but the labeling has come off and disappeared in the recent rains. (I cover up the lawnmower so it doesn't get water in it but I don't cover up the oils.) I don't dare use that bottle because I think it might be bar and chain oil but I can't be sure. I haven't used it since last summer anyway.

Oh well. I'll try again tomorrow.
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DRINK IT YOU BITCH!
 
eloisel said:
Today was going to be the day.

It is still a bit on the hot side but there is a nice breeze and I've got shade where I want to work.

I've changed into my working in the yard when it is hot clothes, got the new chainsaw out, read the operators manual, have the safety glasses and the electrical chord all ready to go.

Can't find the bar and chain oil though.

Can't operate a chainsaw without bar and chain oil.

By the time I change back into going out in public clothes, run down to the store and get back with the bar and chain oil, it will be too dark to work.

There is a big bottle of something - obviously of an oil type nature - next to the lawnmower oil, but the labeling has come off and disappeared in the recent rains. (I cover up the lawnmower so it doesn't get water in it but I don't cover up the oils.) I don't dare use that bottle because I think it might be bar and chain oil but I can't be sure. I haven't used it since last summer anyway.

Oh well. I'll try again tomorrow.
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Chicks with Chainsaws pics or it didn't happen.
 
Imperium said:
NONE OF YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO FUCKING POST IN MY THREAD, YOU NIGGERS!
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Dear, it is my thread. If you want it, you have to put up at my house a six foot privacy fence on one long side in the back and on the two short sides at the front of the house - the short side to the south will need a gate too.

Unless you fulfill my request, STFU. Thanks ever so much.
 
eloisel said:
Dear, it is my thread. If you want it, you have to put up at my house a six foot privacy fence on one long side in the back and on the two short sides at the front of the house - the short side to the south will need a gate too.

Unless you fulfill my request, STFU. Thanks ever so much.
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STFU FATTY DIABETIC HAG!
 
Taz... I mean Impy.
What has gotten into you?
Have you been out in the heat too long?

Or were you runnin' for the Lightrail and got bonked on the head?
You are not supposed to "catch" the train, but get on it.
Through the doors.
 
I have bar and chain oil, chainsaw, appropriate electrical chord, safety goggles, and I've read the instructions. I'm going to get up early Saturday morning and tame that wild forest out there!
 
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