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Today

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
  • Mailed updated proof of insurance to the DMV.
  • Mailed in random bank stuff.
  • Trolled.
  • Received credit card.
  • Started writing An Aegyptian Sun.
  • Celebrated credit by impulse buying a wine cellar.
  • Slept through my night math class for three hours.
  • Bought a dozen bottles of wine on credit to further celebrate.
  • Cooking lobster (NOT LIVE; NEVER AGAIN).
  • Wrote more of the Omar story.
 
Yeah, being boiled alive sure would suck.

One of the sickest things I saw was a poster on the lobster tank @ some grocery store of a lobster smiling and singing while boiling in the pot.

I don't think it'd be so much fun.
 
Yeah, being boiled alive sure would suck.

One of the sickest things I saw was a poster on the lobster tank @ some grocery store of a lobster smiling and singing while boiling in the pot.

I don't think it'd be so much fun.

Its not fun. I've seen TV shows where they boil lobster. The screams are unbearable.
 
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