Todays MF threads...

[Mentalist]

SUCK. Need to do some bumping.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I';L FUCK START SOME INA MINTUE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YAY! OUT WITH THE NOO IN WITH TEH OLD!!!!11!!


NICO!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Henoch hasn't been seen online since I told him to "drop the act."

 

[Mentalist]

Henny will be back. You don't realise how much you miss the crazy bastard until he is gone. I will try and coax him back to TK if I see him on MSN later.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Haven't seen him on any of the boards for a while, unless he's got some new duals humming...he tore down his own board, but that was no surprise.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think he has a new thread in Speak Freely demanding an apology from Cait and MM again. I didn't open it.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Oh, I thought this thread was going to go in a much different direction:

"Today's MF Threads have been brought to you by the letters M & C and the number 234u321n5 prjeqftprekjpftjsqpdfg."

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT THE FUCK, I'M NOT LETTING MY KIDS WATCH THAT CRAP!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Oh, fine! If you know a quicker way to introduce them to pain and loss and fucked up temper tantrums and that dude with all the pies who falls on the stairs (Mr. Bentley, yes?) then go to it!

OMG! SUPERGROVER TICKLED ELMO'S NAUGHTY BITZ WITH A BLOWTORCH AND A LEAD PIPE!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Bert and Ernie teach children that gay people are puppets too.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Just bottoms. Tops are teh puppetmasters.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bert's on top.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His head is apt to slide into a cavity more easily than Ernie's, so it stands to reason.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DEAR GOD...