starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I take this woman I just met for a ride, and I start to tell her things about my "life" so that she can get to "know me better"
I ask her "Do you Belive in God?"
She says "No..I don't believe in anything anymore"
So... I decided to have a little fun
I tell her "You should believe in God, because God gave you life. You see,
Life is a Game, in order to survive in this game, you must be a good player.
Either you play this game welll, or you will get expelled
In this game there are just TWO RULES.
Rule#1. You do not lose
Rule#2. There are absolutely no exceptions for rule no#1
You must either play to win, or Die Trying.
See, for some people, the only way they can really appreciete life, is to face Death itself, and the only way for them to face Death, is to make them see their life flash right before their eyes.
now she's stertig to get a little nervous
Then I ask:
"Did you see Quinten Tarentino's movie DeathProof?"
She says now with a REALLY nervous voice... "Yes"
I ask "Do you still not believe the God Exist?
She says "No, I still Don't"
I then said in a very evil voice while revving the cars engine, "Before this car ride is over woman.. You will.........You will :twisted:
This is when she freaked out and jumped out of the car before I coud hit the excellerator and started screaming for help
I ask her "Do you Belive in God?"
She says "No..I don't believe in anything anymore"
So... I decided to have a little fun
I tell her "You should believe in God, because God gave you life. You see,
Life is a Game, in order to survive in this game, you must be a good player.
Either you play this game welll, or you will get expelled
In this game there are just TWO RULES.
Rule#1. You do not lose
Rule#2. There are absolutely no exceptions for rule no#1
You must either play to win, or Die Trying.
See, for some people, the only way they can really appreciete life, is to face Death itself, and the only way for them to face Death, is to make them see their life flash right before their eyes.
now she's stertig to get a little nervous
Then I ask:
"Did you see Quinten Tarentino's movie DeathProof?"
She says now with a REALLY nervous voice... "Yes"
I ask "Do you still not believe the God Exist?
She says "No, I still Don't"
I then said in a very evil voice while revving the cars engine, "Before this car ride is over woman.. You will.........You will :twisted:
This is when she freaked out and jumped out of the car before I coud hit the excellerator and started screaming for help
