Top 5: Overrated

[Gagh]

BIBBLE?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

1. Pseudo Intellectuals. See above.

How far above?

 

[Jean-Baptiste Poquelin]

Pseudointellectuals In The Wind
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Act 1

[Christopher sits behind his computer, and morphs into the notorious Gagh]

Gagh : Pseudo Intellectuals are overrated.

[ A silhouette appears. It's a beautiful woman ]

Gagh : Hi. I want you inside me. What's your name, babe ?

Mysterious Lady : I am the very thing you lack. I am ....

Mysterious Lady : Coherence.

Gagh (to the non existing audience) : I'd hit it.

Coherence : I'm afraid that is not possible.

Gagh : Why don't you want to fornicate with me ? I am the man every girl wishes to sleep with. I am a man of many talents. My accomplishments are numerous. I own a combined worth of one million and 600 000 ...

Coherence (to the audience, chuckling) : For 1.5 million, I find it very tempting to betray my namesake.

Gagh : ...posts on internet message boards.

Marquis De Sade : Hahahahaha.

(Marquis De Sade logs out, logs in as SuN)

SuN : kekekekekek lul

(SuN logs out, logs in as Marquis De Sade)

Marquis De Sade : So, Gagh, how can these people be "overrated" when the very name they get called by is derogatory ? If anything, they're fairly rated or underrated people, hence the term "pseudo-intellectuals".

Coherence : I concur.


[Marquis De Sade leads Coherence into his chariot, where they endeavor the fruits of Love]

[Epilogue]

Gagh : I may lack coherence, but I have plenty of buckets. SDJAJDJASJDASJDJASJDASJJDASJDJASJ JDASJJDASJDJASJDASJDJASJDASJDASJ##((#(#(#(#(((F(AF(((#(FA#(F(A#F(#

 

[Gagh]

BIBBLE?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Bibblical proportions.

 

[Kitty]

Turn left at Wibble Road.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Go and sit in another library, alone, without work, sponging off the state & offering no purpose in life other than to pass judgement on others.*




*This insult to be read in the accent of a Swedish Chef

I may cut myself from reading such potent scorn.

Any more thundercats rape fantasy slashfic to delight us with?

 

[Gagh]

No. I might have to whack one out half way inbetween, Captain Functionless.

 

[Dark Pickle]