CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Female celebrity version.
1) Scarlett Johansson. THE QUEEN OF QUEENS.
2) Natalie Portman. Very close number two.
3) Emma Watson. It has been a pleasure watching Emma grow from a "I'm gonig to Hell for finding her hot!" 14 year old to an undeniable, Natalie-level hottie.
4) Avril Lavigne. Yes, that Avril Lavigne. Not a typo. First of all, this should not be seen as any reflection of my opinion of her music, so don't even go there. I liked her years ago. I researched her recently (I take this all very seriously) and found that she was even hotter than I remembered. Her face is unusual. I think it's her bone structure...it's symmetrical. I think. I like it. Her body compliments her face well. But she needs to dress better. You know, I could actually come up with a mathematical equation to express why I find her attractive...if I was a mathematician. Which I'm not...I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU, OKAY.
5) Hayden Panettiere. I'm off the fence. At first I didn't see the big deal. Then I started liking her a bit. Having seen the 'Five Years Gone' episode and some random photoshoot, she's bordering on Natalie level hotness.
6) Anna Paquin. Her eyes and smile still kick off an Aspergeric response in me. And tits.
7) Rihanna. I didn't want to include Rihanna because Menty posted a thread about her lately and I didn't want it to look like I was "stealing" his girls or something. Then I realised that would be retarded.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg. So pale she's almost translucent.
9) Kristin Kreuk. Shit actress, tasty lips.
10) Gail Kim. I've been watching TNA lately and she has a hot little ass.
This will be the last top ten for November ever.
1) Scarlett Johansson. THE QUEEN OF QUEENS.
2) Natalie Portman. Very close number two.
3) Emma Watson. It has been a pleasure watching Emma grow from a "I'm gonig to Hell for finding her hot!" 14 year old to an undeniable, Natalie-level hottie.
4) Avril Lavigne. Yes, that Avril Lavigne. Not a typo. First of all, this should not be seen as any reflection of my opinion of her music, so don't even go there. I liked her years ago. I researched her recently (I take this all very seriously) and found that she was even hotter than I remembered. Her face is unusual. I think it's her bone structure...it's symmetrical. I think. I like it. Her body compliments her face well. But she needs to dress better. You know, I could actually come up with a mathematical equation to express why I find her attractive...if I was a mathematician. Which I'm not...I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU, OKAY.
5) Hayden Panettiere. I'm off the fence. At first I didn't see the big deal. Then I started liking her a bit. Having seen the 'Five Years Gone' episode and some random photoshoot, she's bordering on Natalie level hotness.
6) Anna Paquin. Her eyes and smile still kick off an Aspergeric response in me. And tits.
7) Rihanna. I didn't want to include Rihanna because Menty posted a thread about her lately and I didn't want it to look like I was "stealing" his girls or something. Then I realised that would be retarded.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg. So pale she's almost translucent.
9) Kristin Kreuk. Shit actress, tasty lips.
10) Gail Kim. I've been watching TNA lately and she has a hot little ass.
This will be the last top ten for November ever.
