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Top Tens for 2017

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The road goes ever on...

Lists just exist to express how my autistic mind feels each week. Is not supposed to be a "HOTTEST BABES" type list, just a ranking of the female celebrities who I like every week for whatever reason.

#1

1) Sophie Turner - A great start to the year (possibly The Year Of Turner?!) for her! And to think I'd kind of gone off her a little last year. This is why this list must continue forever.
2) Emma Stone - Emma Stone was the unquestioned Girl The Year 2016 and I have a feeling 2017 will be just as good for her!
3) Kat Dennings - She's really well established as a top five level girl in any year.
4) Hayley Atwell - I love Hayley Atwell and hopefully she'll be in something good now that her lawyer show is over.
5) Felicity Jones - Best newcomer of 2016? She has a lot of qualities which are appealing to me.
6) Emma Roberts - She's one of the best girls.
7) Gillian Jacobs - A top five level girl who we don't get enough pics of so she's likely to start dropping...
8) Hailee Steinfeld - Hailee Steinfeld is one of my favourite girls and it feels good to say it.
9) Chloe Grace Moretz - I love her face.
10) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is lovely.
11) Kirsten Dunst - It's good about the continued existence of Kirsten Dunst.
12) Natalie Dormer - I was having strong Dormer Feelings at the end of 2016 and I hope they will continue in 2017!
13) Mackenzie Porter - She seems like one to watch!
14) Bailee Madison - She's the Baileest.
15) Brie Larson - I really like her face.
16) Karen Gillan - Also a girl with a great face.
17) Amy Adams - Her hair is great hair.
18) Lindy Booth - Good legs.
19) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - I know I keep saying things like "good face" but it's true.
20) Camren Bicondova- She's a literal cat.
21) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like her physical appearance.
22) Anna Kendrick - They don't call her "Anna Cutedrick" for nothing!
23) Kate Beckinsale - She's in Beckinshape.
24) Zelda Williams - Her face is really good!
25) Emily Ratajkowski - She is Hotajkowski.
26) Michelle Trachtenberg - Will we see Michelle Trachtenberg at all in 2017? I hope so!
27) Asuka - She's a nice lady wrestler.
28) Alexandra Daddario - Remember her? She's worth remembering.
29) Leah Cairns - She's still nice.
30) Chloe Bennet - I like her.

Female Celebrity of the Day is also still a thing.
 
#2

1) Kristen Bell - YEP she has risen to her highest level ever (in my brain) after looking better than everyone else at the Golden Globes and having one of the best faces and being one of the best girls.
2) Sophie Turner - She continues to have an amazing 2017.
3) Emma Stone - I love Emma Stone.
4) Felicity Jones - Her face gets more beautiful literaly every second?
5) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexy af.
6) Gillian Jacobs - It's good that she guest starred in "Dr Ken" because it meant new pics of her!
7) Hayley Atwell - She Hayley Ats well.
8) Ariel Winter - She's amazing in many key areas.
9) Elizabeth Henstridge - It's good when she wears glasses.
10) Emma Roberts - She's just so consistently great.
11) Camren Bicondova - She is beautiful and also a cat.
12) Elizabeth Olsen - I find her her very attractive.
13) Lindy Booth - She's actually really good.
14) Zoey Deutch - Deserves more hotness recognition.
15) Tiya Sircar - Cutetastic to a high level of cutetasticness.
16) Lily Collins - Paletastic.
17) Mallory Jansen - A convincing and hot robot.
18) Chloe Bennet - She's really good.
19) Katherine Ryan - Canadian beauty.
20) Hailee Steinfeld - She continues to be the Haiziest.
21) Mackenzie Porter - I like her.
22) Rachel Bloom - It's good that Crazy Ex Girlfriend got a third season that you'll all continue to miss out on.
23) Brie Larson - She's Briettractive.
24) Zelda Williams - Pretty.
25) Maisie Williams - The Maisiest.
26) Amy Adams - She's good.
27) Jameela Jamil - The fact that she's the third best looking girl in The Good Place shows the high level of good looking girls in The Good Place.
28) Anna Kendrick - She believes in Mophie.
29) Anne Hathaway - She needs a return to wearing event dresses.
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - Good eyes.
 
#3

1) Kristen Bell - YEP she's now the one to beat in 2017.
2) Sophie Turner- She continues to be Sophtacular!
3) Emma Stone - Her face makes me feel the human emotion known as happiness.
4) Kat Dennings - It's good to be reminded of her status as one of the best girls.
5) Camren Bicondova - And her face is one of the best faces that is a face.
6) Elizabeth Olsen - She's been curvetastic lately.
7) Chloe Bennet - I have also been feeling a high level of Chloe Bennet appreciation this week.
8) Ivana Baquero - She's beautiful and Spanish!
9) Felicity Jones - I like her mouth.
10) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexy as duck.
11) Ming-Na Wen- Deserves hotness recognition.
12) Gillian Jacobs - I like the nature of her existence.
13) Dove Cameron - She seems like one to watch.
14) Lindy Booth - It's been a good season for her.
15) Tiya Sircar - She's not a sir and she's not a car!
16) Bailee Madison - She's the Baileest!
17) Genevieve Buechner - We need to see more of her.
18) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - MEWtiful.
19) Elle Fanning - She's cuter than Toadette!
20) Elizabeth Henstridge - Good and English.
21) Andi Gutierrez - She's Goodtierrez.
22) Cobie Smulders - Her face has really good face bones.
23) Ariel Winter - I like her.
24) Chloe Grace Moretz - Or you could say "Cutie" Grace Moretz.
25) Louise Brealey - Deserved better writing.
26) Mallory Jansen - She's a goodbot (a good robot.)
27) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's good.
28) Keke Palmer - I like her.
29) Katherine Ryan - Good Canadian.
30) Jameela Jamil - She's nice.
 
#4

1) Elle Fanning - Beauty has a new name. That name is Elle Fanning.
2) Kristen Bell - Ring ring! That's the "One Of The Best Girls" committee on the phone announcing Kristen Bell's permanent "One Of The Best Girls" status.
3) Sophie Turner - Her Sophtacular status is also permanent.
4) Kat Dennings - She has great Kat eyes.
5) Jessica Lucas - It's actually really important to remember that she's one of the most beautiful women.
6) Chloe Bennet - Oh man Chloe Bennet possibly had my favourite ever Chloe Bennet look this week on AoS.
7) Kirsten Dunst - I also love Kirsten Dunst and would probably marry her.
8) Elizabeth Olsen - It's been a really good week for really beautiful girls.
9) Tiya Sircar - She deserves serious "cute af" recognition.
10) Dakota Blue Richards - She doesn't make me feel "Blue" (because she's really attractive.)
11) Cobie Smulers - I really like her face.
12) Kiernan Shipka - Her face is great and has the scrunchiest nose.
13) Gillian Jacobs - I need more Gillian than the scraps I get on tumblr.
14) Bailee Madison - Heeeeeey, we want some Bailee.
15) Elizabeth Henstirdge - She's lovely and English.
16) Ariel Winter - She's great.
17) Anna Kendrick - Really short but really great!
18) Emma Stone - She had a great run near the top but maybe she needs to drop down for a little while.
19) Camren Bicondova - A beautiful cat.
20) Lindy Booth - Great legs.
21) Hailee Steinfeld - She's the Haiziest.
22) Ivana Baquero - She's nice and Spanish.
23) Emily Ratajkowski - It's good about her appearance.
24) Zoey Deutch - I still find her to be one to watch.
25) Jameela Jamil - She's tall!
26) Lily Collins - Eyebrow game strong.
27) Scarlett Johansson - I thought she'd retired from the list but she could potentially be making a comeback.
28) Keke Palmer - I find her Keke cute.
29) Ming-Na Wen - I like her.
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - I've been having Trachtenfeelings from old pics but I need new pics for her to be back.
 
Nooooo don't let Emma drop when she's so close to the Oscar! (Then again Natalie is her only competition and she's not even on the list so oh well lol)
 
It's not a big drop really, I just didn't think about her much this week!

Natalie needs to have that baby fast I mean she's been pregnant for ages.
 
#5

Top THIRTY FIVE special because of the SAG awards and my impending mental breakdown.

1) Sophie Turner - 2017 belongs to Sophie Turner. It is hers.
2) Elle Fanning - It was good of Elle Fanning to invent cuteness.
3) Candice Patton - Every time I watch The Flash it becomes inscreasingly obvious that she's one of the best girls.
4) Emma Stone - Her squishy face is one of the best.
5) Chloe Bennet - I'm also finding Chloe Bennet's in motion face to be highly pleasant!
6) Brie Larson - Her dress at the thing was really good.
7) Kristen Bell - She's so small and good.
8) Jessica Lucas - I love her face.
9) Camren Bicondova - It's good to be a cat.
10) Keke Palmer - I like her new dedication to being fucking hot at all times.
11) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She is MEWtiful to a high level of being MEWtiful.
12) Elizabeth Henstridge - People should notice her lips more.
13) Aja Naomi King - She seems like one to watch!
14) Gillian Jacobs - It'll be good when Love comes back because she looked really good in the 30 second trailer.
15) Talulah Riley - It's good to have new pics of her at last.
16) Natalie Portman - Her in motion face still gives me Natalie tingles.
17) Jessica Henwick - She's cute af.
18) Diane Guerrero - Underrated.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - I DON'T KNOW, OKAY, when I'm in a Trachtenstate of mind nobody beats her but when I'm in that Trachtenstate I'm only looking for Michelle Trachtenberg and then when I come out of the Trachtenstate I prefer other girls (at the moment), and those new pics of her were a bit underwhelming, but I find it hard to compare her to other girls because I've looked at her so much I feel like I've completely destroyed my ability to view Michelle Trachtenberg as a female celebrity and the only way to fix this would be to somehow perform an inception on my own mind and recontextualise my view of Michelle Trachtenberg. She has nice eyes.
20) Amy Adams - She's great.
21) Maisie Williams - She's a Cutie McDuck.
22) Lily Collins - Her eyebrows are heroic.
23) Aubrey Plaza - I think she could be on the rise soon.
24) Hailee Steinfeld - She's a "best bum" contender.
25) Clara Paget - She's the cutest pirate.
26) Zoey Deutch - I like her a lot.
27) Elizabeth Olsen - I find her beautiful.
28) Camila Mendes - Seems like one to watch but I don't know if I'll watch the thing she's in much.
29) Ming-Na Wen - A cute robot.
30) Mallory Jansen- See above.
31) Ariel Winter - I like her.
32) Dakota Fanning - She's a really good Fanning too.
33) Asuka - A nice wrestler!
34) Sienna Guillory - She's still good.
35) Kiernan Shipka - Her face is beautiful but she's gotten way too skinny sorry.
 
#6

1) Elle Fanning - New Permanent Number One For Real This Time of The Forever forever, for real this time.
2) Chloe Bennet - I think she's gotten progressively more attractive over the last four years and am currently finding her to be one of the best girls!
3) Sophie Turner - She's a head turner!
4) Ivana Baquero - Her face is beautiful especially in motion!
5) Natalie Portman - I love Natalie Portman and I cannot lie.
6) Camren Bicondova - She continues to find new ways to get even better.
7) Emma Stone - Her face is very expressive.
8) Imogen Poots - There is nobody Pootsier.
9) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - The MEWiest MEW to ever MEW.
10) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's cutetastic and English!
11) Candice Patton - I like her a lot.
12) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's still got it (really big breasts)!
13) Vanessa Hudgens - Seems like one to watch!
14) Emily Kinney - I find her cute as duck.
15) Emma Roberts - I like her new hair.
16) Kristen Stewart - She's like so totally gay.
17) Camila Mendes - She could have something...
18) Hailee Steinfeld - I am a well established Haiz fan.
19) Genevieve Buechner - I like being reminded that she exists.
20) Keke Palmer - She's Kekegood.
21) Scarlett Johansson - She's changed but still good in many ways.
22) Jessica Camacho - I think she's good.
23) Alia Shawkat - I like her.
24) Krysten Ritter - She is pretty.
25) Evan Rachel Wood - It's good that she started wearing glasses.
26) Clara Paget - She's a nice pirate.
27) Mallory Jansen - She's a nice robot.
28) Hannah New - Hannah Good.
29) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good that she met a scary head?
30) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - She's nice.
 
#7

1) Chloe Bennet - YEP, I've been getting closer to this every week and I think it's finally time for Chloe Bennet to have a WELL DESERVED number one ranking because I'm finding her better than ever!
2) Elle Fanning - She is a literal angel who we do not deserve.
3) Kat Dennings - It's good about Kat Dennings being unquestionably one of the best girls.
4) Sophie Turner - She's good in dresses still!
5) Emma Stone - I love her scrunchy face.
6) Emma Roberts - This girl is also named Emma and she has a great pale stomach.
7) Camren Bicondova - She's actually more beautiful than a cat.
8) Candice Patton - I like her a lot.
9) Gillian Jacobs - I also have strong feelings for Gillian Jacobs.
10) Kiernan Shipka - Okay that's a really beautiful face...
11) Ivana Baquero - She's one of the most beautiful girls.
12) Hailee Steinfeld - I don't want to start taking for granted how great Hailee Steinfeld is.
13) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's nice and English!
14) Natalie Portman - If she was a Star Trek Captain she'd been Nat-Luc Portcard.
15) Camila Mendes - She continues to be one to watch!
16) Cara Gee - Another new girl to watch!
17) Hayley Atwell - Her face is still great.
18) Anya Taylor-Joy - I have noticed her in the past and she appears to be in the process of arriving.
19) Frankie Adams - She's a hot Martian!
20) Emily Kinney - They don't call her Emily Kutie for nothing!
21) Mallory Jansen - She's nice and robotic!
22) Aja Naomi King - She's Aja Naomi Nice.
23) Felicity Jones - Her lips.
24) Bailee Madison - She's Baileeful.
25) Jessica Lucas - I wish to continue to remembering the existance of Jessica Lucas.
26) Aubrey Plaza - I like her eyes.
27) Clara Paget - Good face.
28) Alia Shawkat - I like her.
29) Daisy Ridley - She's a Rey of cuteness.
30) Violett Beane - She's Quick and cute.
 
#8

1) Elle Fanning - She is literally perfect, to the point where I think she is an elf rather than human and I may have to start a seperate list for elves.
2) Chloe Bennet - She's really grown into a great actress and her attractivenss has grown along with it!
3) Gillian Jacobs - Has one of the best face the world has ever known.
4) Kat Dennings - It's good that Kat Dennings continues to say "just because I'm in a bad tv show doesn't mean I'm not one of the best girls."
5) Kate Upton - Deserves a lot more hotness recognition thant she's been receiving on this list.
6) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's really great.
7) Peyton Roi List - I have come to the conclusion that she's highly underrated!
8) Camren Bicondova - She is beautiful.
9) Gemma Arterton - It's good to remember that Gemma Arterton is great!
10) Rose Leslie - She deserves to make a high level list return.
11) Ivana Baquero - She's so nice and Spanish.
12) Emma Roberts - I like her red hair and other things about her!
13) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Her face looks really lovely when she smiles.
14) Anna Kendrick - More like Anna Cuteandshort!
15) Anya Taylor-Joy - I still think she's one to Anya Taylor-Watch!
16) Bailee Madison - Her Baileefulness knows no ends.
17) Tiya Sircar - Still not a "sir" or a "car" but still super cute!
18) Elizabeth Olsen - She likes ice cream!
19) Natalie Portman - I will always love Natalie Portman in ways you could never understand.
20) Hannah New - I like her Hannah Lips.
21) Dove Cameron - She is Dovely.
22) Vanessa Hudgens - I'd give her a Vanessa Huggin'!
23) Candice Patton - She's pretty.
24) Rachel Keller - She's cute.
25) Mallory Jansen - Goodbot (good robot.)
26) Melissa Benoist - She's a girl who happens to be super.
27) Aubrey Plaza - I like her.
28) Clara Paget - A good pirate.
29) Cara Gee - That Fred Johnson sure has a nice second in command!
30) Liv Tyler - It's good that she's still Liv Tyler.
 
#9

Top THIRTY FIVE special and I don't need to justify myself anymore who cares.

1) Brie Larson - YEP, we have a new queen, a New Permanent Number One. Brie Larson has arrived.
2) Kirsten Dunst - She also had a spectacularly great Oscars look!
3) Scarlett Johansson - I am back to having full on ScarJo Feelings which is good because they're great feelings to have!
4) Kat Dennings - She continues to be one of the unquestioned best girls!
5) Kiernan Shipka - Her face is one of the most beautiful faces to ever be a face.
6) Amy Adams - It's pretty amazing that she's still at her peak hotness level (it's a high level to maintain.)
7) Gillian Jacobs - Speaking of stunning faces!
8) Emma Roberts - She is beutiful and small and pale.
9) Camren Bicondova - Every time there's a new pic of her it becomes more and more clear that she's insanely good?
10) Felicity Jones - She's one of the best space ladies.
11) Emma Stone - I like her scrunchy face a lot!
12) Katie McGrath - She's still got it.
13) Anya Taylor-Joy - Seriously if you haven't looked at her eyes you should look at her eyes.
14) Lily-Rose Depp - She seems like one to watch!
15) Anna Kendrick - She's cuter than cute molecules!
16) Candice Patton - I find her very attractive.
17) Elle Fanning - It says a lot about how many great new pics there have been of other people when Elle Fanning is knocked this low.
18) Zoey Deutch - She's great.
19) Chloe Bennet - It's a shame that SHIELD's on hiatus just when she's hit her all time most attractiveness.
20) Sophie Turner - I like her.
21) Hannah New - She has really good lips.
22) Magda Apanowicz - She's Apanocute!
23) Amy Acker - Let's not forget about Amy Acker. That would be crazy.
24) Peyton Royce - She's my new wrestler crush!
25) Peyton Roi List - She's Peyton Roi Good!
26) Vanessa Hugens - Huggable.
27) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She has large breasts.
28) Aja Naomi King - She's still one to watch.
29) Sarah Bolger - I'd like to see more of her.
30) Andi Gutierrez - Another good space lady.
31) Emma Watson - A rare Three Emma week!
32) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her nose.
33) Avril Lavigne - She's still nice.
34) Jessica Chastain - I'm on the train of Chastain.
35) Aubrey Plaza - I like her.
 
#10

1) Brie Larson - I can hardly remember what life was like before Brie Larson was The Best Girl. How could it even be called life.
2) Kiernan Shipka - Is she the cutest human ever?
3) Gillian Jacobs - She is really amazingly lovely.
4) Magda Apanowicz - Magda's back and she's just as Magda as ever!
5) Maisie Williams - She's the cuteness of Thrones.
6) Scarlett Johansson - I am continuing to feel ScarJo Feelings.
7) Ivana Baquero - She's ridiculously beautiful.
8) Kat Dennings - Sometimes I just think about Kat Dennings and think "of course."
9) Tessa Thompson - I predict she'll get a number one ranking by the end of the year.
10) Camren Bicondova - I love her.
11) Sophie Turner - Legs.
12) Genevieve Buechner - Caprica girls be represnting.
13) Violett Beane - She is curvy.
14) Chloe Bennet - I am a high level Chloe Bennet fan.
15) Kristen Bell - She has one of the best faces.
16) Kirsten Dunst - She's great.
17) Cara Gee - I wish she was my second in command...
18) Hannah New - I certainly hope I see her in something else some day.
19) Hayley Atwell - Her face is good for the world.
20) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Also a good Maisie.
21) Dakota Blue Richards - Dakota Blue Large Breasts.
22) Ashleigh Murray - Seems like one to watch.
23) Camila Mendes - Riverdale is actually good, sorry.
24) Elle Fanning - I can't forget about Elle Fanning...I just can't.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - Please do not think that I don't want a Trachtenbeg comeback.
26) Jessica Camacho - She's hot.
27) Willa Holland - Willa Hotland.
28) Amy Adams - She's cute.
29) Charli XCX - She's XCexy!
30) Zoey Deutch - I like her.
 
#11

1) Gillian Jacobs - I Love Gillian Jacobs and all she stands for.
2) Camren Bicondova - It's a good time to be a CamBi fan.
3) Kiernan Shipka - She's in Ship shape for sure.
4) Elle Fanning - She's lovelier than the most fluffy of clouds.
5) Scarlett Johansson - Yes still feeling strong ScarJo Feelings thanks for asking.
6) Sophie Turner - Her surname is what she does to heads!
7) Hailee Steinfeld - Late breaking high level comeback!
8) Cara Gee - She has arrived.
9) Magda Apanowicz - Mag-daggy-da.
10) Freema Agyeman - She's great.
11) Maisie Williams - She's the Maisiest.
12) Ivana Baquero - More like Ivana Beautifulero.
13) Brie Larson - I like her a lot.
14) Amber Midthunder - A strong debut!
15) Kristen Bell - Ring ring! It's the Bell bell!
16) Claudia O'Doherty - Getting her yearly ranking!
17) Peyton Roi List - She's good on Lists.
18) Genevieve Buchner - She's good with hair.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good that she still exists.
20) Emma Watson - She's Emma Cuteson!
21) Emma Roberts - Good new hair.
22) Aubrey Plaza - She's really good.
23) Frankie Adams - I like her.
24) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I am a MEW fans.
25) Emily Browning - She's one to watch.
26) Imogen Poots - She's really Poots.
27) Emily Ratajkowski - They don't call her "EmRata" for nothing (it's because her name is hard to spell.)
28) Vanessa Hudgens - Yes I'd like to give her a huggin'.
29) Camila Mendes - She's good.
30) Dakota Fanning- I like her.
 
#12

1) Rosario Dawson - YEP has more than earned a number one ranking and really has been very deserving of more hotness recognition than I've been giving.
2) Scarlett Johansson - Her face is one of the best faces to ever be a face.
3) Gillian Jacobs - It's good how much Gillian Jacobs there's been lately.
4) Kiernan Shipka - They don't call her "Sweet and Beautiful Shipka" for nothing!
5) Hayley Atwell - Let us not forget Hayley Atwell's unquestioned status as one of the best girls.
6) Magda Apanowicz - You could also say the same of Magda's "one of the best girls" status!
7) Elle Fanning - If you glued a hundred kittens together they still wouldn't be as cute as Elle Fanning.
8) Jessica Henwick - This has been a very good week for very cute girls.
9) Aubrey Plaza - She has arrived.
10) Emily Ratajkowski - It's good how much she enjoys the beach!
11) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - She's the most beautiful Arrowverse girl there I said it.
12) Hailee Steinfeld - It's funny that I had such strong Haiz Feelingz at the beginning of the week that I thought she'd be number one but then a lot of other pics happened!
13) Camren Bicondova - She's one of the best girls.
14) Freema Agyeman - I hope she had a good 38th birthday of being great.
15) Anne Hathaway - The Hathaway Comeback has begun.
16) Kat Dennings - She's got those lips.
17) Anya Taylor-Joy - She has the biggest eyes ever.
18) Charli XCX - I find her XCXcellent.
19) Ivana Baquero - She's great.
20) Peyton Roi List - She's Pretty Roi List!
21) Cara Gee - I like her smokey eyes.
22) Katie McGrath - I Katie McLikeher.
23) Nathalie Emmanuel - She's one of the best Girls of Thrones.
24) Sienna Guillory - She's actually very good.
25) Danielle Panabaker - I've been liking her lately.
26) Amber Midthunder - Amber CUTEthunder more like.
27) Lise Slabber - It's good that she got to do some acting.
28) Andi Gutierrez - From StarWars.com.
29) Katie Cassidy - She's good.
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - I don't think 2017 is going to be the year of Trachtenberg (for me) unless something changes.
 
I think that was just a bad pic because there's more recent pics where she looks better (though generally there's hadly any pics.)
 
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