Top Tens for 2026

[CaptainWacky]

#30.1

1) Sadie Sink - I'm all about that Sink Life now.
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - She is incredibly attractive.
3) Ella Purnell - Anytime I see her I feel the human emotion known as love.
4) Christina Chong - You can't go wrong with this Strong Best Star Trek Girl Contender.
5) Sophie Thatcher - Not dropping out of the top five any time soon.
6) Inde Navarrtte - Her face is exceptional.
7) Mckenna Grace - Can't and won't forget this high rising cutie.
8) Varada Sethu - Set to continue to be highly ranked.
9) Celia Rose Gooding - I like her more and more.
10) Alysa Liu - Been finding her highly appealing lately too and I can't even deny it and don't actually want to deny it so there.
11) Selena Gomez
12) Thomasin McKenzie
13) Hailee Steinfeld
14) Amanda Seyfried
15) Jessica Henwick
16) Ariana Greenblatt
17) Alison Brie
18) Emily Feld
19) Adria Arjona
20) Ania Magliano
21) Olivia Rodrigo
22) Freema Agyeman
23) Kate Mara
24) Jess Bush
25) Ivana Baquero
26) Elle Fanning
27) Dafne Keen
28) Bailee Madison
29) Kaia Gerber
30) Maia Jae
31) Chase Infiniti
32) Laura Harrier
33) Emily Kinney
34) Emma Raducanu
35) Thekla

 

[CaptainWacky]

#30.BONUS

Okay I'm having a mental health crisis again, you can probably see that Sunday's list got out of control. Mistakes were made. I need to post a shorter "bonus" list today so that my brain can be adjusted and I can get back to "normal" on Thursday. It makes sense to me. There are too many female celebrities but I will whittle them down. It will be fine, trust me.

1) Sadie Sink - She's my favourite girl now and it definitely feels good to say it.
2) Mckenna Grace - This is an accurate rating of Mckenna Grace.
3) Freema Agyeman - What an absolute list legend she is.
4) Anya Taylor-Joy - The eyes have it.
5) Ella Purnell - I finally understand all those songs about love.
6) Chase Infiniti - Slipped down too fast and I am correcting that.
7) Christina Chong - Augmented beauty.
8) Sophie Thatcher - Cool as all the cucumbers.
9) Inde Navarrette - Prettier than most kittens.
10) Havana Rose Liu - Unique face in a very good way.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Alexandra Daddario
13) Amber Midthunder
14) Kairi Sane
15) Olivia Cooke
16) Celia Rose Gooding
17) Kathryn Newton
18) Emily Feld
19) Hannah Einbinder
20) Joey King
21) Maisie Williams
22) Alysa Liu
23) Rachel Zegler
24) Ariana Greenblatt
25) AnnaSophia Robb
26) Dafne Keen
27) Jessica Henwick

 

[CaptainWacky]

#30.2

1) Sadie Sink - We have entered the era of complete Sink domination.
2) Natalie Portman - She can save us all, we just have to believe.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - Also back in the top five!? What is this, 2025!?
4) Kathryn Newton - Is definitely cute a whole ton.
5) Freema Agyeman - Continue to feel like her place is here.
6) Mckenna Grace - There still may be no stopping her.
7) Florence Pugh - Deserves more recognition.
8) Adria Arjona - Her beauty is undeniable.
9) Chase Infiniti - Feeling very into her again.
10) Amanda Seyfried - I literally love her.
11) Kate Mara
12) Thomasin McKenzie
13) Christina Chong
14) Karen Gillan
15) Ania Magliano
16) Kairi Sane
17) Sophie Thatcher
18) Havana Rose Liu
19) Rachel Zegler
20) Ella Purnell
21) Evan Rachel Wood
22) Inde Navarrette
23) Faye Marsay
24) Alison Brie
25) Livvy Dunne
26) Maisie Williams
27) Joey King
28) Olivia Rodrigo
29) Alexandra Daddario
30) Jessica Henwick

Next list will be on MONDAY to cover the events of SummerSlam weekend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#31.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - I don't think it's mathematically possible to get her to number one of the 2026 list now, even if I rank her first in every Top Ten for the rest of the year. But I'm going to give it a damn good try.
2) Kathryn Newton - She has well and truly arrived.
3) Zendaya - I find her extremely pretty and hate anyone who disagrees.
4) Florence Pugh - She is Pughtiful and it is true.
5) Mckenna Grace - Probably going to be the highest riser of the year and for understandable reasons.
6) Monica Barbaro - Hot damn I'm in the mood to shake things up and she has been overlooked too long.
7) Ella Purnell - Man I just have such strong feelings for her I don't know what to tell you.
8) Natalie Portman - There is no one I will ever love the way I love her.
9) Christina Chong - Becoming more and more right.
10) Sadie Sink - You can't wash your face in her and you probably shouldn't try.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Thomasin McKenzie
13) Laura Harrier
14) Emily Ratajkowski
15) Cailee Spaeny
16) Janelle Monae
17) Jess Bush
18) Inde Navarrette
19) Kairi Sane
20) Chase Infiniti
21) Maisie Williams
22) Joey King
23) Hannah Einbinder
24) Freema Agyeman
25) Maia Jae
26) AnnaSophia Robb
27) Jessica Henwick
28) Amanda Seyfried
29) Celia Rose Gooding
30) Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg
31) Alison Brie
32) Ming-Na Wen
33) Alysa Liu

That bonus list didn't cure me lol.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#31.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - She is the most beautiful woman in the world.
2) Kathryn Newton - Pretty much decided she's permanently top five.
3) Monica Barbaro - Also deserves strong top level recognition.
4) Sophie Thatcher - I really don't know what I'm doing with this list sometimes I've been underrating her too.
5) Christina Chong - This star sure treks up the rankings.
6) Florence Pugh - Definitely back in Pugh Mode.
7) Kat Dennings - Finally tiktok has a reason to exist.
8) Mckenna Grace - Even without her best hair colour she's still one of the best girls.
9) Inde Navarrette - What a strong arrival year she's had.
10) Joey King - Too long have I ignored her.
11) Sadie Sink
12) Rachel Zegler
13) Kaitlyn Dever
14) Natalie Portman
15) Elle Fanning
16) Zendaya
17) Kiernan Shipka
18) Laura Harrier
19) Thomasin McKenzie
20) Kairi Sane
21) Emily Ratajkowski
22) Freema Agyeman
23) Chase Infiniti
24) Cailee Spaeny
25) Maisie Williams
26) Amanda Seyfried
27) Emma Raducanu
28) Ania Magliano
29) Maia Jae
30) Emily Feld
31) Jessica Henwick