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Torture Awareness Month
- Thread starter Caitriona
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missmanners
grrrrrrrr...
I probably dont want to know what you were googling when you found this.
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Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
OMG! Out Loud, Laughing!
I completely missunderstood the Title!!
My best friend was/is a member of the fetish scene, and she has this special way of being, "Torture? Ooo! (happy! Bouncy!)"
because she thinks of it as foreplay.
Sensual Torture.
Imagine that as a Torture Appreciation Week.
"I have feathers, wax, knives, and Ice.
And I KNOW how to use them."
I completely missunderstood the Title!!
My best friend was/is a member of the fetish scene, and she has this special way of being, "Torture? Ooo! (happy! Bouncy!)"
because she thinks of it as foreplay.
Sensual Torture.
Imagine that as a Torture Appreciation Week.
"I have feathers, wax, knives, and Ice.
And I KNOW how to use them."
Ogami
New member
from the article:
June 26th is the date that the United Nations has marked as the International Day in Support of Survivors and Victims of Torture.
But the United Nations is largely composed of dictators and thugs who prefer torture over all other means of discourse with their citizens.
Apparently the only purpose of the UN is to condemn the United States and Israel for being democracies in the face of the world's majority of blood-soaked dictators and thugs. This is the sort of the minority I prefer to be in, and am glad that my President does not consider the approval of the UN to be in our best interests. Not when the UN is simply the representation of dictators and their ilk, who cares what they censure us over?
Torture Awareness and Dictator Awareness just involve looking at the UN. You will seldom find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
-Ogami
June 26th is the date that the United Nations has marked as the International Day in Support of Survivors and Victims of Torture.
But the United Nations is largely composed of dictators and thugs who prefer torture over all other means of discourse with their citizens.
Apparently the only purpose of the UN is to condemn the United States and Israel for being democracies in the face of the world's majority of blood-soaked dictators and thugs. This is the sort of the minority I prefer to be in, and am glad that my President does not consider the approval of the UN to be in our best interests. Not when the UN is simply the representation of dictators and their ilk, who cares what they censure us over?
Torture Awareness and Dictator Awareness just involve looking at the UN. You will seldom find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
-Ogami
Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
The Senate?
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
June is Torture Awareness Month in the United States. During the month of June, be aware that the kind old man next door to you may, in fact, have a basement full of jailbait runaways chained up that he's collected over the last three months servicing his every perverted sexual fantasy.
If you see your kind old neighbor digging holes in his backyard at 2am, just remember it's Torture Awareness Month.
Is this it, folks? Have we started running out of things to recognize? Is there not enough bad news on TV, so we now have to start designating months for horrendous yet common acts to serve as a reminder that genetically we're only 2% from some of the most savage simians out there?
How about a few more, just to make it more depressing...
Napalmed Child Week: a week of remembrance for those who've been napalmed in their childhood yet grew to adulthood resembling a melted candle.
National Foot Fungus Day: a friendly reminder to always wear shower shoes in the gym locker room.
Thrown Through A Windshield Day: a day to remember those who didn't buckle up and got to play the human cannonball.
Ha-ha-they-gotcha Day: On this day, if you're driving around and see your neighbor stopped by a cop and playing Amazing Grace on a breathalyzer, be sure to fuck with him about it later.
Gambling Awareness Week: a week to dwell on those who are so addicted to gambling that they place odds on babies in the intensive care section of the hospital nursery.
If you see your kind old neighbor digging holes in his backyard at 2am, just remember it's Torture Awareness Month.
Is this it, folks? Have we started running out of things to recognize? Is there not enough bad news on TV, so we now have to start designating months for horrendous yet common acts to serve as a reminder that genetically we're only 2% from some of the most savage simians out there?
How about a few more, just to make it more depressing...
Napalmed Child Week: a week of remembrance for those who've been napalmed in their childhood yet grew to adulthood resembling a melted candle.
National Foot Fungus Day: a friendly reminder to always wear shower shoes in the gym locker room.
Thrown Through A Windshield Day: a day to remember those who didn't buckle up and got to play the human cannonball.
Ha-ha-they-gotcha Day: On this day, if you're driving around and see your neighbor stopped by a cop and playing Amazing Grace on a breathalyzer, be sure to fuck with him about it later.
Gambling Awareness Week: a week to dwell on those who are so addicted to gambling that they place odds on babies in the intensive care section of the hospital nursery.
Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
You forgot the antiValentines day.
and the CU is but an asshole day,
Tea and Cookies Day.
National Contientious Protester Week,
Oxymoron week (only lasts for a day)
Paradox Day (Feb 29th)
Give To Those You Hate The Most day
and.....
The National Halmark-hasn't-thought-of-something Day.
and the CU is but an asshole day,
Tea and Cookies Day.
National Contientious Protester Week,
Oxymoron week (only lasts for a day)
Paradox Day (Feb 29th)
Give To Those You Hate The Most day
and.....
The National Halmark-hasn't-thought-of-something Day.