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Touching my nose hurts

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I HATE BEING SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOTION KLEENEXES ARE A LIE...A LIE, I SAY!
 
I have now joined the ranks of the sick.

Hope it lasts till Friday. :D
 
We're all a bunch of hypochondriacs.

I come by it honestly, too.
 
I hardly ever get sick, unless I drink too much.. then I puke and it's all over.
 
I find whisky can fend off a cold in its early stages, and I do mean the drink, not me personally
 
Yes, aclohol in the throat works wonders.
 
Although in the belly would be better as you could at least breath then
 
yes, you're right
 
I never used to get sick until we had this little germ factory running around. He gets the sniffles for a day, I get full-body aches and fever for a week.
 
ain't kids grand?
 
SINUS HEADCAHce
 
I've now come to where I'm taking a handfull of sudafed and washing it down with robitussin. I'm robo-sudo-trippin.
 
THAT'S NOT YOUR NOSE
 
OMG!
 
OMG CENTIPEDES IN MY VAGINA
 
I've moved beyond sudafed and robo, and am now Claritan and Vodka trippin!
 
heh

that's some good shyt
 
Touching my nose hurts too. Because I broke my arm.
 
Now, why would you do a thing like that?
 
CaptainWacky said:
Touching my nose hurts too. Because I broke my arm.

Try wanking slower next time.
 
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