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TQ to review Superman Returns!

Lois should have at least had a limp or been holding her elbow or something after getting thrown about on the plane. How come the sun didn't help Superman gain back his energy when he was in space?
 
There should NEVER have been a bastard super baby IMO! Would Superman really have been sooooo stupid as to NOT wear a condom whilst fucking Lois? This modernization of having kids out of wedlock could have been left out of the movie. Yeah, fine message we are leaving to the young kids who go & see this film & then idolize Superman.

Hey Johnny, if Supes can have a baby then it must be cool...let's go pork us some chicks dude & get 'em like PREGO!??
 
No I think the message was, "Let's go pork Lois Lane!" And by extension, "Let's go pork Erica Durance!" And that, my friends, is a message TQ can endorse without reservation! :D
 
And now if/when we have the sequel we have to endure endless dribble discussing the lil' bastard!?? I suppose by the 4th sequel the kid'll be old enough to be SUPERBOY!?? Oh JOY...can't fuckin' wait!!
 
Although...something i hadn't thought of was proposed to me via a friend...

We didn't actually see Lois's kid hurl that piano at Lex's henchman, perhaps it was just Lois then assuming that Superman was the father??

That piano could have just slid across the floor on it's own accord, after all, it was a ship & a lot of watery turbulance was goin' on at the time.

In any case, Lois is a SLUT!
 
Wasn't there some article about how difficult it would be for that to happen? I think it was "Man of Steel, woman of tissue paper" or something to that effect. I'm too lazy to google it right now.
Superman's an ALIEN...and the super strength thing may mean that the involentary muscle contractions would basically blow lois's head off when he came...

But this is too much of a nerdling discussion. This movie I'll rent. Superman's just not interesting anymore.
 
Sadistic Bastard said:
Wasn't there some article about how difficult it would be for that to happen? I think it was "Man of Steel, woman of tissue paper" or something to that effect. I'm too lazy to google it right now.
Superman's an ALIEN...and the super strength thing may mean that the involentary muscle contractions would basically blow lois's head off when he came...

But this is too much of a nerdling discussion. This movie I'll rent. Superman's just not interesting anymore.
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I've kinda wondered that. Wouldn't they have to pretty much just mutually masturbate while sitting in the top row of bleachers at opposite ends of a football stadium for it to work?

Now I kinda wonder why I kinda wondered that.
 
I think it was during, but I don't recall precisely. But if they were going from the previous movies, didn't Lois also find out CK was s00000perman?
 
Let's face SUPER facts...Superman's semen would have shot through Lois's pussy & punctured a meteor sized hole into her head!

NUFF SAID!!
 
I can't remember, did Supes boink Lois before, during, or after he lost his powers in the previous movies? I must admit, after seeing this movie, as good as it was, I still don't really like the fact that Lois and Supes have a kid. Sure, he was gone for five years, and she moved on, but come on, it doesn't have to be THAT dramatic. Sheesh.
 
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